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LollipopLolita
May 4, 2004, 03:10 AM
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I know it's not a rant, but damn sometimes it feels like this place is a Venting Machine.
Ness
May 4, 2004, 05:40 AM
There's nothing wrong with venting every once in awhile.
Saladwood
May 4, 2004, 07:21 AM
Kinda obvious it's a joke Ness, she never said it wasn't okay to vent and you have to admit some of the rants are a little...
Dangerous55
May 4, 2004, 11:41 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/05/04/vent.line.reut/index.html
Sharkyland
May 4, 2004, 11:55 AM
Does it know went I'm venting?
Uncle_bob
May 4, 2004, 03:18 PM
Can it tell if we're sucking too?
Ness
May 4, 2004, 05:15 PM
On 2004-05-04 05:21, Saladwood wrote:
Kinda obvious it's a joke Ness, she never said it wasn't okay to vent and you have to admit some of the rants are a little...



That goes without saying.
ABDUR101
May 4, 2004, 08:13 PM
So why were you argueing the point being made in the first place?

OMG OMGH!! I had to wurk tday, thoguht I wuz done and then had to FAX SOMETIHNG and at the other end of the facility! WHY?! Don't they jknow that my wurk wuz dun and I awas tired and fed up?


...*reality check*

Oh wait thats right, I'm the guy that really doesn't have a set job so does everything he possibly can. =D
Ness
May 4, 2004, 09:16 PM
On 2004-05-04 18:13, ABDUR101 wrote:
So why were you argueing the point being made in the first place?




Arguing a point? I was just making a statement.
Saladwood
May 4, 2004, 09:32 PM
that can be taken in an argumentative way...
Pancake
May 4, 2004, 11:13 PM
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KaFKa
May 5, 2004, 04:52 AM
On 2004-05-04 18:13, ABDUR101 wrote:

Oh wait thats right, I'm the guy that really doesn't have a set job so does everything he possibly can. =D


god, i remember having that job...
Ness
May 5, 2004, 05:37 AM
On 2004-05-04 19:32, Saladwood wrote:
that can be taken in an argumentative way...



Only if you are paranoid about of being argued against.
Armok
May 5, 2004, 10:54 AM
I'm on the Ness side of this arguement watever that is, though this really isnt a rant and as such should be moved.

Unfortunatly I have no say wat so ever so will shut up now and get on with complaining about being ripped off by can machines god I hate them.
ABDUR101
May 5, 2004, 04:23 PM
Ness, do you honestly think any of us three are a damn bit paranoid about argueing or being argued against in the slightest?

You agree with what Salad said, which is exactly what lolita was referring to in the first place.

Your first post in the thread comes off as if you're disagreeing with what lolita is talking about. Undastand the words that I type?!
Ness
May 5, 2004, 04:37 PM
On 2004-05-05 14:23, ABDUR101 wrote:
Ness, do you honestly think any of us three are a damn bit paranoid about argueing or being argued against in the slightest?

You agree with what Salad said, which is exactly what lolita was referring to in the first place.

Your first post in the thread comes off as if you're disagreeing with what lolita is talking about. Undastand the words that I type?!



Dude, calm down. I understood what you typed, but the question is did you understand what I typed?
ABDUR101
May 5, 2004, 06:56 PM
Ness, "calm down"? I explained why you got the responses that you did from what you said, and even added some humor at the end(which I thought you'd of gotten, but since I have to "calm down", I guess not). Forget it.


*insert drama-queen skit here*

*insert me-against-the-world skit here*

*insert "I'm always alone and left behind with no friends or someone to be with skit" here*

*insert reply "Being down and not doing anything to better the situation will solve nothing" here*

Ranting is fine, but just ranting can make things a lot worse than what they really are. Overall idea.
Ness
May 5, 2004, 07:24 PM
On 2004-05-05 16:56, ABDUR101 wrote:
Ness, "calm down"? I explained why you got the responses that you did from what you said, and even added some humor at the end(which I thought you'd of gotten, but since I have to "calm down", I guess not). Forget it.


*insert drama-queen skit here*

*insert me-against-the-world skit here*

*insert "I'm always alone and left behind with no friends or someone to be with skit" here*

*insert reply "Being down and not doing anything to better the situation will solve nothing" here*

Ranting is fine, but just ranting can make things a lot worse than what they really are. Overall idea.




I get it now, but considering all the crap you guys have to put up with, is my assertion about you guys being paranoid really that frivilous?


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HotWaterDeath
May 6, 2004, 12:23 PM
And here I was thinking that PSOW forums would be my salvation. The one place I could vent all my disgust and talk about ham-sandwiches, "cool" video games et cetera.

I'll never be the same.