My sister needs a man

[Kizaragu]

My sister needs a man, she doesn't know it yet so I've decided to use my initiative and find one for her.
Here's a brief description of her:
Unfortunately not blessed with my boyish ood looks, but not a minger by any means.
Brown long hair, some lighter streaks.
18 years of age.
She's training to become a nurse.
She's my sister.
She's a lightweight as far as drinking is concerned.
She has fit/hot friends.

Now as my sister is unaware of this, all would be applicants must come to me prior, and fit the following bill:
Get a flat or house with her as I want her room.
Do you realise how much it sucks for a young free and single man having to share a room with his younger brother!?
Have a lot of money and be interested in the stuff I like.
F**k her interests, I need someone to hang out with!
Must not be Allos
Be willing to marry her, I'd like to see her happy.
And must never tell me stuff he gets up to with said sister OR on say a drunken night out insist on groping her in front of me, despite how intoxicated he is.
It's my sister, I don't want to see that.
Must be uglier than me. Not hard, but it makes me look good and afterall, I need a woman! but that's another topic...

[Shattered_weasel]

May I see a pic......maybe.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-05-04 14:28, Shattered_weasel wrote:
May I see a pic......maybe.



No.

[Shattered_weasel]

no one likes you or your comments. Please leave.

[Guntz348]

I nominate Allos, great commander of the DTPA. I think if anyone is man enough for the job, it's him. Plus she won't be wearing any pants if he takes her out.

[Rainbowlemon]

Uncle_bob's signature writes:
Go away.

[Uncle_bob]

Pwn3d.

[decswxaqz]

Your sister maybe, but tell me more about these hot friends http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Scejntjynahl]

There are more of your blood in the world????

[Shattered_weasel]

Hmmmm sister and hot friends......i did not read on.

[Kizaragu]

This is the closest to a picture your getting of my sister.
The only part of the image that is non distorted, is of some attentention seeking whore.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Kizaragu/sister.jpg


On 2004-05-04 14:37, decswxaqz wrote:
Your sister maybe, but tell me more about these hot friends http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
One of her hot friends feature in said image.
Hands off. She's mine!


On 2004-05-04 14:39, Furankunichan wrote:
There are more of your blood in the world????

Is that something to be rejoiced or feared? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

And guntz... guntz... ah forget it.

[geewj]

Try ebay

[Uncle_bob]

Frink's signature scares Uncle.

[Kizaragu]

I wanted to aim a bit higher than that.

[geewj]

The classifieds then?

[Kizaragu]

Already tried.
No one was dumb enough to take her off my hands.
Fresh kills seemed a safe bet. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[_Ted_]

I would like to nominate Tracon. Judging by his new sig, he could use a woman in his life....gotta get him away from those sheep......However, your sister might end up living on a farm, so she had better like animals.

[Guntz348]

On 2004-05-04 14:58, Uncle_bob wrote:
Frink's signature scares Uncle.



His sig is back to the old school, cus he's an old fool.

[Ketchup345]

Hmmm... I may be interested. If not in her, possibly one of her friends...

[Allos]

On 2004-05-04 14:26, Kizaragu wrote:

Must not be Allos



GOD DAMMIT! I was getting all happy inside then bam! But c'mon Kiz! Guntz thinks I fit the bill!

[Sef]

Guntz is also on drugs.

[Scejntjynahl]

What do you expect Kiz, you cant even set yourself up, so how in heavens name you intend to set up your sis???? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Allos]

On 2004-05-04 16:21, Sef wrote:
Guntz is also on drugs.



ixnay on the ugsdra


Kiz, buddy, how long have we known eachother? C'mon!

[Kizaragu]

Allos, If I wanted you in my family, I'd of married you a long time ago myself. ;_;

[DarthFomar]

She should go out with Tom...he has an incredible fragrance...he also keeps himself groomed *but Elis does it for him*. And you will never have to worry about him running away...

Tom was 34 years old...but Tom had an accident...see, over there. He feel off his apartment complex...but Elis keeps him clean *even though she gets a few hairballs now and then*. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

LOL...

If she needs a bf...she can go to a bar, usually most ppl meet in a bar *usually* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kizaragu]

Ooooh she meets men in bars alright. Trust me.

What?

[Allos]

On 2004-05-04 16:28, Kizaragu wrote:
Allos, If I wanted you in my family, I'd of married you a long time ago myself. ;_;



I see where this is coming from...


You think that I don't love you! Awww, c'mere! I'll throw a sexy party! Bring your sister (and bring the "toys")!

[DarthFomar]

I want a sexy party...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-05-04 16:35, Allos wrote:


On 2004-05-04 16:28, Kizaragu wrote:
Allos, If I wanted you in my family, I'd of married you a long time ago myself. ;_;



I see where this is coming from...


You think that I don't love you! Awww, c'mere! I'll throw a sexy party! Bring your sister (and bring the "toys")!



You throw a party? Hmph, didnt even take control of Ted's plane last time ....

To Kiz: So your Sis ain't "pure" material?

[Allos]

You can come, just ask Brad for directions to our base.

[DarthFomar]

I'm not good with directions....I like to drive cars off cliffs...so I never get to where I am going. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Kizaragu]

On 2004-05-04 16:37, Furankunichan wrote:
To Kiz: So your Sis ain't "pure" material?

Are you implying my sister is a whore!?
Yeah that's about right... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif


On 2004-05-04 16:35, Allos wrote:
You think that I don't love you! Awww, c'mere! I'll throw a sexy party! Bring your sister (and bring the "toys")!
Allos... I'm almost speechless.
Sexy party? Explain.

[DarthFomar]

Is your sister hot...as in anything like a movie star or a girl next door. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Kizaragu]

She's more of a Girl on the end of street corners.


I'm going to Hell.

[Uncle_bob]

Pimpin' your own sister. Shame shame. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif




La chupacabra said:
*Look of Shame*

[Allos]

On 2004-05-04 16:41, Kizaragu wrote:

Allos... I'm almost speechless.
Sexy party? Explain.



Oh you remember! We had a few in the past. The playboy bunnies came, certain drinks were passed around, and you woke up with two hot playboy women in your bed......and a man.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Allos on 2004-05-04 18:16 ]</font>

[geewj]

On 2004-05-04 17:42, Allos wrote:

Oh you remember! We had a few in the past. The plaboy bunnies came, certain drinks were passed around, and you woke up with two hot plaboy women in your bed......and a man.



The ground was cold ._.

[Allos]

On 2004-05-04 17:49, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-05-04 17:42, Allos wrote:

Oh you remember! We had a few in the past. The playboy bunnies came, certain drinks were passed around, and you woke up with two hot playboy women in your bed......and a man.



The ground was cold ._.



And sticky....

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-04 18:17, Allos wrote:


On 2004-05-04 17:49, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-05-04 17:42, Allos wrote:

Oh you remember! We had a few in the past. The playboy bunnies came, certain drinks were passed around, and you woke up with two hot playboy women in your bed......and a man.



The ground was cold ._.



And sticky....



Did someone spill the Kool Ade?

[Evil_Althena8]

http://images.cosplay.com/data/587/6781delicious2.jpg

[Outrider]

On 2004-05-04 18:34, _Ted_ wrote:
Did someone spill the Kool Ade?



Second Family Guy reference of the post, ladies and gentlemen.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-04 20:02, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 18:34, _Ted_ wrote:
Did someone spill the Kool Ade?



Second Family Guy reference of the post, ladies and gentlemen.



Oh No! (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-07-21&res=l)

[Outrider]

On 2004-05-04 20:04, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:02, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 18:34, _Ted_ wrote:
Did someone spill the Kool Ade?



Second Family Guy reference of the post, ladies and gentlemen.



Oh No! (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-07-21&res=l)



I have no idea what I was talking about. It was a PA reference if anything.

Thanks Ted. Who would correct me if you weren't around?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Outrider on 2004-05-04 20:11 ]</font>

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-04 20:10, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:04, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:02, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 18:34, _Ted_ wrote:
Did someone spill the Kool Ade?



Second Family Guy reference of the post, ladies and gentlemen.



Oh No! (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-07-21&res=l)



I have no idea what I was talking about. It was a PA reference if anything.

Thanks Ted. Who would correct me if you weren't around?



It could have been a family guy reference, but a PA reference is just so much better.

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-04 14:45, Kizaragu wrote:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Kizaragu/sister.jpg



Whoa she's sexy! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[Outrider]

On 2004-05-04 20:28, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:10, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:04, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-04 20:02, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-05-04 18:34, _Ted_ wrote:
Did someone spill the Kool Ade?



Second Family Guy reference of the post, ladies and gentlemen.



Oh No! (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2000-07-21&res=l)



I have no idea what I was talking about. It was a PA reference if anything.

Thanks Ted. Who would correct me if you weren't around?



It could have been a family guy reference, but a PA reference is just so much better.



Well, the Family Guy reference wouldn't have involved spilling Kool-Aid, so it's really PA.

[Kizaragu]

Also got a 13 year old brother if anyone's interested?
He smells a bit, Installs crap on your computer, uses all of your belongings without asking you and just generally treats you and everything you own like shit.

Any takers?

[Ness]

I don't know aobut yous sister, but tell me more aobut these hot firends. Do any of them have red hair.

[Kizaragu]

Enough of my sisiters hot friends dammit.
They're not for sale. They're just an added bonus, no extra charge.

[Armok]

I'll take her off your hands. My first 12 wives need the extra help in the labour fields. God being a Morman Rocks.

[Noobliterator]

If she wants to move to Des Moines. I will take her.

[Kizaragu]

If she wants to is beside the point.
If your successful in your purchase, she'll go where ever I send her dammit.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-05-05 11:14, Kizaragu wrote:
If she wants to is beside the point.
If your successful in your purchase, she'll go where ever I send her dammit.


How much? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Hmmm... Why not send your brother to somewhere like Mexico? Send him to some random address...

[Allos]

Kiz, no one wants your brother (not even me, as I have a sister that age), but can you at least just consider me as a sister candidate? Hmm? I'll throw a another sexy party if you do!

[Kizaragu]

Ok, I might consider you.
Just make it worth my while, Mmmkay?

[Allos]

On 2004-05-05 12:49, Kizaragu wrote:
Ok, I might consider you.
Just make it worth my while, Mmmkay?



Good. TIME FOR ANOTHER SEXY PARTY!

[Kizaragu]

NO FRINK.
He took advantage of me last time.

[Scejntjynahl]

Once you sell your sis and bro (and keep the hawt friends), who is next? Your Mom, your grandmother???

[Kizaragu]

When I finally start to think about getting my own place, I'll auction my mum and dad off.
That way I won't have to move.

[BogusKun]

I have lots of money!!! But downside is nothing to spend it on http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Allos]

On 2004-05-05 12:56, Kizaragu wrote:
NO FRINK.
He took advantage of me last time.



Oh yes....right....Frink...cause it really was him....yeah...let's go with that...

I'm surprised you even remember last night!

[Kizaragu]

Last night? What happened last night?
Hell, What happened in the last two weeks!? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[BogusKun]

Chiropracters getting owned by undercover DEA's

[Allos]

On 2004-05-05 13:41, Kizaragu wrote:
Last night? What happened last night?
Hell, What happened in the last two weeks!? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



IM me sometime and I'll explain the whole story in detail.

[Sef]

but secks?

[BogusKun]

touch the hard pen. is it really that big?