Go kill yourself.

[Uncle_bob]

No, seriously. Don't like the human race? Don't like people? Don't like hunters? Don't like soldiers? Wish the human race was non-existant? Well, you can start by killing yourself.

This rant brought to you by Uncle Bob, sponsored by Generico. Have a nice day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[DarthFomar]

I tried....but falling 20 stories didn't do the trick....maybe I should use a shotgun next time. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Btw....this will prolly be moved to FKL...just so u can expect the unexpected. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

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[navci]

But I am allergic to pain! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Uncle_bob]

Actually, this is meant to be taken seriously. So many people bitch, whine, and bleed out of their genitals and other orifaces about the human race and say we should be extinct.

Well, if you don't like humans, start by killing yourself.

[navci]

No. I see your point. I am just saying, many people bitch but well, that's all they can do. Which I guess is your point too.

[DarthFomar]

A good way to commite suicide......walk through the StarGate. You will never been seen alive again. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Also we are all going to be extinct one day....but the question is how?!

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[Kuea]

another way is to get locked in navi's closet.
I'm Glad for a laptop with wireless internet and unlimeted battery.

but seriously I do agree with you bob.
To tell the truth I myself believe that at this rate we are doomed.
Look at what we are doing. all those nukes and stuff tested, like that didn't ruin the earth enough.
but, Oh well nothing I can do.
I don't want us all extinct but I still say we are really screwing up our globe

[Ness]

I think people who tell others to die are just as lame as those who want to kill themselves.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-05-07 16:01, Ness wrote:
I think people who tell others to die are just as lame as those who want to kill themselves.



Well, they hate the human race and want it to be extinct, so why not give them motivation?

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-07 16:04, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-05-07 16:01, Ness wrote:
I think people who tell others to die are just as lame as those who want to kill themselves.



Well, they hate the human race and want it to be extinct, so why not give them motivation?


thats exactly why we SHOULDN'T give them motivation

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-07 16:04, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-05-07 16:01, Ness wrote:
I think people who tell others to die are just as lame as those who want to kill themselves.



Well, they hate the human race and want it to be extinct, so why not give them motivation?


thats exactly why we SHOULDN'T give them motivation cause that can led to taking police/any other type of atthoritah from things that do matter.
Like a man sitting up in a clock tower with a winchester.

[Uncle_bob]

Not if they go jump in the ocean..

[Ness]

On 2004-05-07 16:04, Uncle_bob wrote:


On 2004-05-07 16:01, Ness wrote:
I think people who tell others to die are just as lame as those who want to kill themselves.



Well, they hate the human race and want it to be extinct, so why not give them motivation?



Because suicide is never the answer.

[Uncle_bob]

Then they're a bunch of self-contradicting fools.

[Solstis]

On 2004-05-07 17:30, Uncle_bob wrote:
Then they're a bunch of self-contradicting fools.



Exactly.

If they kill themselves, they're already starting the process, helping to kill the human race. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bradicus]

Am i the only one that is proud of our panda pwning?

Mother nature will get us back, but let's continue making her our bitch until then http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[KodiaX987]

On 2004-05-07 17:29, Ness wrote:

Because suicide is never the answer.



Well duh, of course not!

Suicide is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

[Uncle_bob]

Yeeha! Come on over to Uncle's Suicide Surplus Store! We got all kinds of nifty gadgets for you to end your life and further aid the extinction of the human race! If our stuff don't work, we'll kill you ourselves and refund ya!

[Kuea]

intersting.

they buy a rubber knife attempt to slit their throats, come back to you for a refund, you kill them, take that money back and any other money they have........... OH MY GODDESS your running a scam.

either that or you are real passionate about this subject

[Uncle_bob]

Or both. Who cares, they'll be dead.

[Kuea]

yeah they both work I guess.

well just to keep this on track and to preevent FKL ness,

what brought up this subject for you?
or did I just miss it?

[Uncle_bob]

Just seeing people bitch and whine about the subject..

"Hunters are evil, they kill animals! BOO HOO PEOPLE SUCK I HOPE WE GET EXTINCT."

"BOOHOOS WE HAVE WARS PEOPEL SUCK."

"WAHWAH I GOT CALLED A BAD NAME PEOPLE SHOULD DIE."

You get the idea.

[Kuea]

yeah it starts to make sense now.

well thanks for the conversation.
I am getting in a weird mood so I will try to do something else now.

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-05-07 20:32, Eclair wrote:
yeah it starts to make sense now.

well thanks for the conversation.
I am getting in a weird mood so I will try to do something else now.




This topic will still keep calling your name and you'll come back.

[Kuea]

damn you. you were right.

*sticks uncle in a sack and drags him to FKL*

You are not allowed anywhere else untill you post once in FKL

(edit)
THE HELL I CLICK ON FKL AND THERE IS A POST BY YOU
are you psykick?
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[Uncle_bob]

Already posted there. Anyhow, to stay on topic, why aren't you people killing yourselves yet?

[Kuea]

I am in too weird a mood.

[Arislan]

Well, I'm not a subscriber to the thoery that the world should die, so I'll pass on the suicide thing. I am for a planned agressive birth control on most of the human population. Some kind of test battery done at several points in the life cycle that, if failed, results in the sterilization of the person. Kind of a genetic self control. We do it to cattle and crops, why not apply it to ourselves?

/edit describer? What the hell was I thinking?

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[Hrith]

On 2004-05-07 18:35, KodiaX987 wrote:


On 2004-05-07 17:29, Ness wrote:

Because suicide is never the answer.



Well duh, of course not!

Suicide is the question. "Yes" is the answer.


How can you be so witty ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[DarthFomar]

Well ya know....they wouldn't really need to commite suicide. All they have to do is go up to a bunch of thugs or gangbangers and start whippin out the threats and insults. That is a first class ticket to a royal beatdown....and it's a non-stop flight. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

[EJ]

The reason that I'm not killig myself is because I don't bitch like most people. This is life I live what it give me ^_^

[Subliminalgroove]

On 2004-05-07 15:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
Actually, this is meant to be taken seriously. So many people bitch, whine, and bleed out of their genitals and other orifaces about the human race and say we should be extinct.

Well, if you don't like humans, start by killing yourself.



Bob, aren't you just bitching about the bitchers... In which case, follow your own advice, cause you're whining too.

[DarthFomar]

Subtle as ever Sublime http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Sublime has a point, yet you are still free to do as you please....so by all means....bitch away my happy ranting friend for I will gladly read your posts. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Subliminalgroove]

On 2004-05-07 23:07, DarthFomar wrote:
Subtle as ever Sublime http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif


I do try... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[DarthFomar]

Yes we all do...xept for the ranters..... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[lain2k3]

another example, inspired by subliminalgroove:

"peopel bitch and whine BOO HOO PEOPLE SHOULD DIE"

I like this one.

and yes, Kodia, how the hell do you some up with stuff like that?

[Guile]

I'm sure if everyone just killed themselves the world would be perfect, or just full of more corpse..

[Ness]

On 2004-05-07 15:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
Actually, this is meant to be taken seriously. So many people bitch, whine, and bleed out of their genitals and other orifaces about the human race and say we should be extinct.

Well, if you don't like humans, start by killing yourself.



So you're just complaining about complaining. Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?

[Hrith]

what are you blathering about ?

he's not complaining, he's telling them to fuck off, ideally to help mankind by committing suicide.

[Ness]

On 2004-05-08 04:33, Kef wrote:
what are you blathering about ?

he's not complaining, he's telling them to fuck off, ideally to help mankind by committing suicide.



Telling someone one to kill themselves is just an extreme way of comlaining about someone.

[SpikeOtacon]

JTHM said:
"Guns would be so much better if we only used them on ourselfs."



JTHM also said:
"Kill myself? Trust me, I know what self-loathing is. But to kill myself? That would just put a damper in my plans, my search for answers."

[Ness]

On 2004-05-08 04:45, SpikeOtacon wrote:


JTHM said:
"Guns would be so much better if we only used them on ourselfs."



JTHM also said:
"Kill myself? Trust me, I know what self-loathing is. But to kill myself? That would just put a damper in my plans, my search for answers."



JTHM?

[SpikeOtacon]

JTHM?





...er....I'll get back to you on that...

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[opaopajr]

actually, Uncle Bob, the best revenge upon the human race is to *live*

it uses up resources and takes up space, denying potentially useful people these things. it gives opportunity to make other humans miserable, destroying their spirit, dashing their hopes, raining on their parades. all this hastens the rate to our species self-destruction. it is the perfect form of revenge.

in fact those who hate like you say and choose to stay alive are doing more towards their goals and aspirations for humanity than perhaps you are. what have you done for humanity lately? have you lived a life that moved towards such personal ideas as powerfully?

[Uncle_bob]

On 2004-05-07 22:51, Subliminalgroove wrote:


On 2004-05-07 15:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
Actually, this is meant to be taken seriously. So many people bitch, whine, and bleed out of their genitals and other orifaces about the human race and say we should be extinct.

Well, if you don't like humans, start by killing yourself.



Bob, aren't you just bitching about the bitchers... In which case, follow your own advice, cause you're whining too.



Ok, Uncle will go kill himself, but...ladies first. *points* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Anyhow, this isn't about how people should kill themselves if they rant in general, get your head out of your ass. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif This is about people bitching about THE HUMAN RACE AND HOW THEY THINK IS IS TEH SUX.

Good day.



On 2004-05-08 04:13, Ness wrote:


On 2004-05-07 15:21, Uncle_bob wrote:
Actually, this is meant to be taken seriously. So many people bitch, whine, and bleed out of their genitals and other orifaces about the human race and say we should be extinct.

Well, if you don't like humans, start by killing yourself.



So you're just complaining about complaining. Kind of hypocritical, don't you think?



Not really, why can't you open your eyes and see what this topic is about? He's not mad at people ranting, he's mad because there are people that hate the human race but they haven't killed themselves.

If they hate themselves oh-so much, why don't they kill themselves already? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



On 2004-05-08 04:33, Kef wrote:
what are you blathering about ?

he's not complaining, he's telling them to fuck off, ideally to help mankind by committing suicide.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif


On 2004-05-08 06:11, opaopajr wrote:
actually, Uncle Bob, the best revenge upon the human race is to *live*


K.



it uses up resources and takes up space, denying potentially useful people these things. it gives opportunity to make other humans miserable, destroying their spirit, dashing their hopes, raining on their parades. all this hastens the rate to our species self-destruction. it is the perfect form of revenge.


Then that makes those self-contradicting idiots into self-contradicting idiot shitbags. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



in fact those who hate like you say and choose to stay alive are doing more towards their goals and aspirations for humanity than perhaps you are.

Sentence structure plzkthx.



what have you done for humanity lately?


More than you have.



have you lived a life that moved towards such personal ideas as powerfully?


Whose ideas? The "PEOPLE SUx0RS" ideas?



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[Uncle_bob]

Why the fuck was this moved? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[geewj]

It's probably in FKL because it's half non-serious responses, which is the only reason I'm not locking it right now. (To be read as: if it continued to be a serious topic about telling people to kill themselves then it would be locked now)

I don't care how you justify it, but I don't want to see a serious topic about telling people to kill themselves. You think people should? Good for you. But don't bring it here.



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[PhotonDrop]

Why do people think it's okay to spam in Uncle's serious threads?

[Uncle_bob]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[KodiaX987]

Why the fuck does everybody feel compelled to play the "UR COMPLAININ ABOUT COMPLAININ SO YOU SUCK" card?! This is so overused even the ancient Greeks thought it was retarded. Those who played in on this thread, do me a service and please die forever for the sake of freshness.

[Uncle_bob]

KodiaX is a genius. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[DarthFomar]

All those post counts gone..... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif oh well. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Uncle_bob]

Hahas.

[Hrith]

On 2004-05-08 12:27, Uncle_bob wrote:
KodiaX is a genius. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif


I second that, his points are as clear as insightful, and he does it with wit... but he won't turn bi http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Evil_Althena8]

hm...this is in FKL now? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY!:):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

on a more serious note, I agree with uncle

[Outrider]

Seriously. Somebody go nominate KodiaX for "funniest PSOW member" or something like that.

[Uncle_bob]

Let's make him a mod! 8D

[KodiaX987]

I wish! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Uncle_bob]

Use your wittyness to take over PSOW.

[DarthFomar]

I have seen a picture; of a man's face after he commited suicide with a shotgun. God it made me sick! That one was a closed casket. He really made a big mistake....b'cuz when you die, don't you want ppl to pay their respects to your face. And they can't very well do that with a closed casket now can they?! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Monomate]

i intend to uncle...but not before i exterminate every last vestige of human life on this god forsaken rock...

toodles!

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-09 09:21, Monomate wrote:
i intend to uncle...but not before i exterminate every last vestige of human life on this god forsaken rock...

toodles!



Wow.......thats cheerful.....

[Sef]

You got that right!


-ALLTEL-

Shameless plug for a service I don't even have.



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[TheOneHero]

...this forum is so...un spiffy....but yet...spiffy all at the same time...i say we shouldn't motivate people to kill themselves, though if they want to...its their choice...spiffy ppl own...remember that...

[Shiva91]

your suppose to value life and see all the good things in it, not the bad. sure bad things happen, but thats life and there is nothing you can do about it! and if you commit suicide you'll probably end up in hell or worse, back on earth starting all over again!!So don't do things in life you'll regret the rest of it.

[TheOneHero]

Bring.
Up.
My.
Post.

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Shiva91]

I don't get it....

[navci]

On 2005-03-14 08:13, Shiva91 wrote:
I don't get it....



The topic is almost a year old. Don't bump old topics.

[Shiva91]

oh, sorry about that http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

[Daikarin]

Most (or all) who complain with mankind don't feel good about themselves and blame it on the others.

I don't care how they form their opinions about how others are idiots, the problem's in yourself. Instead of bitching about the rest of the world, why don't you bitch about yourself?

...I'm a little too late for this, right?