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LollipopLolita
May 8, 2004, 11:55 AM
Tired of dieting. Need a little buddy that will help me along. No I do not want to walk your dog. I already get enough exercize. So if you can give my intestines an infestation of tapeworms, I will give you $500. Maybe you are a meat inspector or maybe you work in a slaughter house or maybe you work in a pathology lab. I don't particularly care where it came from as long as you've got larva. Please do not mail raw pork.

Firocket1690
May 8, 2004, 12:03 PM
gib me a mailing address. I only accept paypal. Ups ground next day.

Eihwaz
May 8, 2004, 01:56 PM
Ask Uncle Bob, he supposedly has a tapeworm. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Bender202
May 8, 2004, 02:04 PM
On 2004-05-08 09:55, LollipopLolita wrote:
Tired of dieting. Need a little buddy that will help me along. No I do not want to walk your dog. I already get enough exercize. So if you can give my intestines an infestation of tapeworms, I will give you $500. Maybe you are a meat inspector or maybe you work in a slaughter house or maybe you work in a pathology lab. I don't particularly care where it came from as long as you've got larva. Please do not mail raw pork.



No need for a pet, its just gonna make u eat more, git off your lazy bum and get to the gym http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif.

p.s. the gym is where people exercise

navci
May 8, 2004, 02:06 PM
Ew Tapeworm.
I have a horrible story about parasites.
It involves me taking medication and one day looked after I finished my daily business. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Eihwaz
May 8, 2004, 02:19 PM
On 2004-05-08 12:06, navi wrote:
Ew Tapeworm.
I have a horrible story about parasites.
It involves me taking medication and one day looked after I finished my daily business. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


We need more details, methinks. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

ABDUR101
May 8, 2004, 02:45 PM
I can mail you my cat, she has more than enough to give. =D

Dragon_Ash
May 8, 2004, 02:48 PM
hmmm, i have teh song about tapeworm http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Uncle_bob
May 8, 2004, 02:49 PM
Just go get fat and be happy. A lot of people do that these days.

DarthFomar
May 8, 2004, 02:51 PM
LOL.....you want pig intestines....how utterly gross. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Uncle_bob
May 8, 2004, 02:52 PM
Heh, a new meaning to "It's what's on the inside that counts."

Cowboy
May 8, 2004, 03:10 PM
You raise foster puppies, just get a fresh one, dont give it its meds for a few days, then chow down on the feces.

Aunt_Betty
May 8, 2004, 06:25 PM
Pork
1? Noa
S%^67567

Rainbowlemon
May 8, 2004, 06:39 PM
On 2004-05-08 12:52, Uncle_bob wrote:
Heh, a new meaning to "It's what's on the inside that counts."



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sef
May 8, 2004, 06:46 PM
Everyone who wants to start a tapeworm farm, come with me!

*runs off a cliff*