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Cowboy
May 8, 2004, 10:38 PM
A little backround info for ya.

2 weeks ago, my little brother decided it would be a cute idea to get his friend sto tweak with the golfcart trying to get it to go faster. He tweaked with it, and ended up setting it on fire. He then proceeded to argue with my dad and stepmom, telling them it wasnt his fault, so he was not allowed to ride the cart for 2 months.

For the past two weeks, hes expected me to be his transport service. You see, my obese brother used to use the golfcrat to to the 40 yards to my uncles house. Now hes been having to walk. Hell come home from school, call me on my way home from work, and ask me to come by and pick him up. I say no.

"WHY? ITS DADS TRUCK ANYWAYS!!"

"No, it is cosigned in his name. I paid for the truck, and I pay the insurance and gas, and I'm the one driving it. I dont escort 12 year olds who cuss me out when theyve had a bad day, contantly try to annoy me, and call me 5 times a day."

You see, when /james has a bad day, he takes it out on me. Usually calling me a "stupid faggot"

One day, after him acting like this, and me going home, and him, again, asking to ride with me, I told him no. He again called me a stupid faggot.

I didnt hit him, didnt yell at him.

I smiled.

"James, youre overweight to the point that you sweat when you walk 20 feet. Your slim fit jeans, which you where because i assume you think theyd make you look slim, are too small, ann your pear shaped body pushes them down, exposing your buttcrack and making them cut into your pimple covered thighs. You cant keep a friend more than a month before they become so tired of your crappy attitude and possesivness that they drop you.

Your own friends have called you, a 12 year old, and them 10-12, immature, along with our parents and all of our family. Instead of listening, realising you have a problem, and trying to change, you get mad, go into denial, and get in a pisspoor mood.

You are currently banned from going to any of your friends houses because theyre parents dont want you over, you cant drive the golfcart because you ruined it, then lied about it, and argued with our parents.

You go to school, wearing a tight tshirt showing off your man boobs, and jeans showing off you sore pimple filled rear, and you get made fun of, being called gay, as you just called me.

You got your nintendo 64 stolen because you were stupid enough to let someone you had just met "borrow it"

You wear spongebob merchandise all the time, put your hands on your hips when youre mad, and spit when you talk, and wonder why youre called gay.

I'm 17, and have a drivers liscence, and am free to go and do as I please.

I have a truck, you have a wrecked golfcart.

I make 350+ a week, you get a 15 dollar allowance, which you currently are not getting for 3 months to pay for the golfcart and the games of your friends that you broke in anger.

I have a brand new computer, and a library of 20+ games, you thought it was a good idea to turn on yours in a lightning storm because you "had to look up codes", and were shocked to find it burned up, even though you had a surge protector, which you took out because it "got in the way".

James, if you didnt act so immature, looked in the mirror once in a while, and actually TRIED to improve, youd be alot happier. Until then, as now, no one will want to have anything to do with you, which from your friends dumping you I thought you wouldve learned."

This entrie conversation was had w4 inches away from his face, with nothing but eye contact. To more i talked, the madder he got. When it was over, he ran outside crying.

PhotonDrop
May 8, 2004, 10:43 PM
owned^ http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

EJ
May 8, 2004, 10:48 PM
Sound like what I say to my sister when she gets too annoying http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

As a side note your sign is giving me the creeps

Shattered_weasel
May 8, 2004, 11:25 PM
DUDE!!!!! to get him to lose some wieght CUT HIS TONGUE OFF!.

It will keep him from eating.

*looks at self*

sniff......I havn't eaten in 3 days.

_Ted_
May 8, 2004, 11:54 PM
Thats pretty harsh Tracon, but I suppose that he deserved it.

12-year-olds drive golf carts around where you live? Crazy.

navci
May 9, 2004, 02:20 AM
Better he gets it now than later.

lain2k3
May 9, 2004, 02:34 AM
PWNED




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DarthFomar
May 9, 2004, 02:55 AM
On 2004-05-08 20:38, Cowboy wrote:

You see, when /james has a bad day, he takes it out on me. Usually calling me a "stupid faggot"


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OMG!!!....do you know what you just did. I was just drinking water, you....ahhhhhh!!!!! All over the screen can you say.

When I read that I busted out laughing.....b'cuz I can relate. Ya know how many ppl love that phrase these days.........and it just came outta no where.

These are the moments I cherish here at PSOWorld...thanks for the laugh man, it really made my day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif



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