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Uncle_bob
May 11, 2004, 05:29 PM
Due to recent events in which Uncle has been a victim of Twizzlers, Uncle is petitioning the FKL congress to wage war against aforementioned Twizzlers.

Skuda
May 11, 2004, 05:30 PM
HERE HERE! Nibbs are just as bad!

Zzzzzz
May 11, 2004, 05:31 PM
DOWN WITH THW TWIZZLERS!

Sef
May 11, 2004, 05:32 PM
They're in my closet! They hypnotized my mom to infiltrate my base...What should I do?

Uncle_bob
May 11, 2004, 05:36 PM
Kill your mother?

Skuda
May 11, 2004, 05:37 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:36, Uncle_bob wrote:
Kill your mother?



done and done uncle bob!

geewj
May 11, 2004, 05:39 PM
Give them a chance to defend themselves!

http://frink.mypwd.com/pics/sigs/yes.jpg

Allos
May 11, 2004, 05:41 PM
YES! I can finally put this military into action!

Ok, here it goes:



As FKL's Only 5 star general (recognized and appointed long ago), all spammers are required to fight these "Twizzlers" spoken of under my command. Combat operations can begin immediately as long as El Presidente gives us permission.

Skuda
May 11, 2004, 05:42 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:39, Prof_Frink wrote:
Give them a chance to defend themselves!

http://frink.mypwd.com/pics/sigs/yes.jpg



that's it. I'm getting my flamethrower!

it might smell like burning rubber, but that's not my problem...

Allos
May 11, 2004, 05:43 PM
Hold it, we just need Ketchup to approve.

Zzzzzz
May 11, 2004, 05:44 PM
REVOLUTION! YAY! TWIZZLERS MURDERS! TWIZZLERS MURDERS! REVOLUTION!

Allos
May 11, 2004, 05:46 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:44, Zzzzzz wrote:
REVOLUTION! YAY! TWIZZLERS MURDERS! TWIZZLERS MURDERS! REVOLUTION!




Kill him now!!!




fahking terroreests

EJ
May 11, 2004, 05:49 PM
But the strawberry twizzlers taste good but let's destroy the Licorice flavor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Uncle_bob
May 11, 2004, 05:50 PM
What does Uncle do now? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Uncle_bob
May 11, 2004, 05:51 PM
Frink is allied with the Twizzler army. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

_Ted_
May 11, 2004, 05:51 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:49, ForceEJ wrote:
But the strawberry twizzlers taste good but let's destroy the Licorice flavor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



ForceEJ now = enemy of everything that is good and holy in this world.

Any liking of twizzlers now makes you an enemy of FKL, run far away before Ketchup gets here!

Zzzzzz
May 11, 2004, 05:51 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:49, ForceEJ wrote:
But the strawberry twizzlers taste good but let's destroy the Licorice flavor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



NO! DESTROY THEM ALL! THEY KILLED...uh...um....taste?

_Ted_
May 11, 2004, 05:53 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:51, Uncle_bob wrote:
Frink is allied with the Twizzler army. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



Uh-oh! We're in trouble now...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Sef
May 11, 2004, 06:03 PM
Hmmm...We'll need a bigger gun then.

Uncle_bob
May 11, 2004, 06:04 PM
On 2004-05-11 16:03, Sef wrote:
Hmmm...We'll need a bigger gun then.



You mean Sil'fer? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sord
May 11, 2004, 06:07 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:51, Zzzzzz wrote:


On 2004-05-11 15:49, ForceEJ wrote:
But the strawberry twizzlers taste good but let's destroy the Licorice flavor http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



NO! DESTROY THEM ALL! THEY KILLED...uh...um....taste?


how about this, we destroy the red ones by eating them and burn the licorice flavor?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sord on 2004-05-11 16:07 ]</font>

Sef
May 11, 2004, 06:08 PM
Sord you're back! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

And I agree with what you say there.

Ketchup345
May 11, 2004, 06:19 PM
On 2004-05-11 15:43, Allos wrote:
Hold it, we just need Ketchup to approve.


Go ahead, and kill the Pull and Peel ones first!

Allos
May 11, 2004, 07:32 PM
All righty then! I'll need some volunteers to be our Airborne division, a few engineers(meaning you eat the bastards), some regular infantry, a few tank battallions, and some volunteer pilots and seamen (hee hee...).


On the double maggots!

Ketchup345
May 11, 2004, 07:36 PM
*Waves to troops being deployed to destroy the Twizzlers*

EJ
May 11, 2004, 07:36 PM
EJ submitts a petition for ill gills and delsabers to be recgonizes as fellow hunters http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Allos
May 11, 2004, 07:40 PM
On 2004-05-11 17:36, ForceEJ wrote:
EJ submitts a petition for ill gills and delsabers to be recgonizes as fellow hunters http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif



Infantry it is!

DarthFomar
May 11, 2004, 07:44 PM
Twizzlers are evil and must pay for their evil brainwashing ways.

Down with Twizzlers....up with *Batooes*.....chocalate rainbow fruit candy?! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Everyone gets a Batooe....even the animals of the world. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Trugeta
May 11, 2004, 07:49 PM
i will help fight them, bu i wont eat them. if we are to beat frink, we need to make a clone of hm and hyptonize it to do our bidding! so im gonna go kill them bastards called twizzlers now... walks away slowly. hee hee he said seamen.

30 min. later- ive established dominance sir! but the frink clone got away. what will we do, the world is doomed with 2 frinks running around! ahhhh! the squirrels are back! runs away screaming about squirrels.

Kuea
May 11, 2004, 07:51 PM
a war against twizzlers?

you need some fire spells?

or Pailion?(read a post in person above me thread for description)

EJ
May 11, 2004, 07:56 PM
*resubmitts petition for ill gill/delsabers to be allies* They could help us in this war against the twizzlers

Trugeta
May 11, 2004, 08:18 PM
no, dont do it eclair, Pailion is just too powerful. what if the frink clone i made teams up with the original frink, and then Pailion teams up with them? the world will be destroyed!!!!!

do you think the frink clone will come back.

EJ
May 11, 2004, 08:22 PM
it may but that's when the ill gill/delsaber army comes in handy http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

DarthFomar
May 11, 2004, 08:25 PM
No, we need a ninja rappy army....it will be much more fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Allos
May 11, 2004, 08:35 PM
On 2004-05-11 18:25, DarthFomar wrote:
No, we need a ninja rappy army....it will be much more fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif




You just volunteered yourself for Special Forces.

And to everyone else, be wary of the Frink clone!

EJ
May 11, 2004, 08:38 PM
but the ill gill/delsaber have agreed to this and the rappies kept chirping

Allos
May 11, 2004, 08:42 PM
On 2004-05-11 18:38, ForceEJ wrote:
but the ill gill/delsaber have agreed to this and the rappies kept chirping



Get back to the front lines soldier before I call the WAAAAHHmbulance.

Sef
May 11, 2004, 08:45 PM
Anything I should do?

Zzzzzz
May 11, 2004, 08:45 PM
On 2004-05-11 18:42, Allos wrote:
Get back to the front lines soldier before I call the WAAAAHHmbulance.



Oh my Frink, NO!

EJ
May 11, 2004, 08:48 PM
yes sir!! *stands ready for the frink clone*

Allos
May 12, 2004, 05:09 PM
All right boys...


Hold the line.....steady....


here he comes....

Sef
May 12, 2004, 05:23 PM
I'll get the refreshments!

Allos
May 12, 2004, 05:27 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:23, Sef wrote:
I'll get the refreshments!


Get your ass down to Ft. Lauderdale so I can officially smack you...

Sef
May 12, 2004, 05:32 PM
Uh...I'll take a rain check.

geewj
May 12, 2004, 05:39 PM
New rule:

I win

Allos
May 12, 2004, 05:42 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:39, Prof_Frink wrote:
New rule:

I win



Silly little boy, we weren't fighting you at all!

geewj
May 12, 2004, 05:46 PM
That's good...cause it only really applies to chess...when I'm playing with my dog -_-



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Sef
May 12, 2004, 05:47 PM
Frink...Frink...Frank.

When are you gonna learn? Dogs aren't built for chess! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Ketchup345
May 12, 2004, 05:48 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:46, Prof_Frink wrote:
when I'm playing with my dog -_-


Speaking of that, what happened to that avatar?

Sef
May 12, 2004, 05:51 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:48, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-05-12 15:46, Prof_Frink wrote:
when I'm playing with my dog -_-


Speaking of that, what happened to that avatar?



And that new puppy you had?

geewj
May 12, 2004, 05:52 PM
I found a special place for it.

Sef
May 12, 2004, 05:59 PM
So he got taken? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

geewj
May 12, 2004, 06:00 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:59, Sef wrote:
So he/she got taken? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



P.C.! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



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Sef
May 12, 2004, 06:04 PM
And I proceed to cry...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

Sord
May 12, 2004, 06:32 PM
On 2004-05-11 17:51, Eclair wrote:
a war against twizzlers?

you need some fire spells?

or Pailion?(read a post in person above me thread for description)


errr... why don't we just use the very destructive power of napalm.



On 2004-05-11 18:25, DarthFomar wrote:
No, we need a ninja rappy army....it will be much more fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif



That's my division, and I'm not sure, but I think they might like the taste of Twizzlers, making them all the better for eating the things. As to where they got the liking... what do you expect when you've eaten birdseed all your life?

Uncle_bob
May 12, 2004, 06:35 PM
Frink got rid of his bitch? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

geewj
May 12, 2004, 07:01 PM
No, she is playing on my server for a little bit.

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 08:04 PM
On 2004-05-11 18:18, Trugeta wrote:
no, dont do it eclair, Pailion is just too powerful. what if the frink clone i made teams up with the original frink, and then Pailion teams up with them? the world will be destroyed!!!!!

do you think the frink clone will come back.


Easy I control it.
if I am killed it goes crazy and kills everything.

much much MUCH less destructive than napalm.
(if I am kept alive)

_Ted_
May 12, 2004, 08:06 PM
On 2004-05-12 15:39, Prof_Frink wrote:
New rule:

I win



I smell a new sticky! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sef
May 12, 2004, 08:39 PM
On 2004-05-12 18:06, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-12 15:39, Prof_Frink wrote:
New rule:

I win



I smell a new sticky! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



No...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif There's something on my shoe.

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 09:11 PM
On 2004-05-12 18:04, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-11 18:18, Trugeta wrote:
no, dont do it eclair, Pailion is just too powerful. what if the frink clone i made teams up with the original frink, and then Pailion teams up with them? the world will be destroyed!!!!!

do you think the frink clone will come back.


Easy I control it.
if I am killed it goes crazy and kills everything.

much much MUCH less destructive than napalm.
(if I am kept alive)



Awesome, lets kill Eclair! =D
*Hidesbeforeshecandoanyofthatmagicjunk* >.>

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 09:18 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:11, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2004-05-12 18:04, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-11 18:18, Trugeta wrote:
no, dont do it eclair, Pailion is just too powerful. what if the frink clone i made teams up with the original frink, and then Pailion teams up with them? the world will be destroyed!!!!!

do you think the frink clone will come back.


Easy I control it.
if I am killed it goes crazy and kills everything.

much much MUCH less destructive than napalm.
(if I am kept alive)



Awesome, lets kill Eclair! =D
*Hidesbeforeshecandoanyofthatmagicjunk* >.>


*sighs*

FREE MAGIC LESSON HERE

now then remember to take notes.

1st) look around
2nd) realize the person you're after hid in your basement
3rd)tie them to a pole
4th) cast a fire spell

here's an easy one
*concentrates energy in palm*
*big firball appears*
*throws fireball at Dog, which gets 12X as big*

5th) get some hotdogs, buns, ketchup(un-refridgerated of course) and peanut butter.

and if you want get grahem crackers, chocolate and marshmallows for smores.

now enjoy the fire

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 09:22 PM
Omg you killed Fred's 2nd cousin!!!

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 09:23 PM
You're fred's second cousen?
cool.
oh and by the way, Nice job at manifesting your spirit to post

EJ
May 12, 2004, 09:27 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:18, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-12 19:11, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2004-05-12 18:04, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-11 18:18, Trugeta wrote:
no, dont do it eclair, Pailion is just too powerful. what if the frink clone i made teams up with the original frink, and then Pailion teams up with them? the world will be destroyed!!!!!

do you think the frink clone will come back.


Easy I control it.
if I am killed it goes crazy and kills everything.

much much MUCH less destructive than napalm.
(if I am kept alive)



Awesome, lets kill Eclair! =D
*Hidesbeforeshecandoanyofthatmagicjunk* >.>


*sighs*

FREE MAGIC LESSON HERE

now then remember to take notes.

1st) look around
2nd) realize the person you're after hid in your basement
3rd)tie them to a pole
4th) cast a fire spell

here's an easy one
*concentrates energy in palm*
*big firball appears*
*throws fireball at Dog, which gets 12X as big*

5th) get some hotdogs, buns, ketchup(un-refridgerated of course) and peanut butter.

and if you want get grahem crackers, chocolate and marshmallows for smores.

now enjoy the fire



*making notes of the quick magic lesson* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 09:29 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:23, Eclair wrote:
You're fred's second cousen?
cool.
oh and by the way, Nice job at manifesting your spirit to post



Erm.. No, thats ForceEJ over thur.

=) Hab a nice day.

EJ
May 12, 2004, 09:31 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:29, DOG21313 wrote:


On 2004-05-12 19:23, Eclair wrote:
You're fred's second cousen?
cool.
oh and by the way, Nice job at manifesting your spirit to post



Erm.. No, thats ForceEJ over thur.

=) Hab a nice day.


I don't have a second cousin name fred or I could be just confuse in what you are saying http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: ForceEJ on 2004-05-12 19:32 ]</font>

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 09:33 PM
well force try out your notes on Dog's spirit.

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 09:34 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:33, Eclair wrote:
well force try out your notes on Dog's spirit.



But mommy told me the internet was safe!!!

EJ
May 12, 2004, 09:38 PM
*evil laugh and cast a spell on dog spirit* She was wrong http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 09:48 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:38, ForceEJ wrote:
*evil laugh and cast a spell on dog spirit* She was wrong http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



Oh, well im glad i didnt go on there then. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 09:57 PM
well since your still her I may as well summon Pailion to attack you dog.

*starts chanting a spell*

A holy universe contained in one blast,
the mortal world burnin by it's power,
I summon a monster created by it's Death!

PAILION

*cue a very big monster to attack dog untill I dispel him*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
well is he attacking you yet?
oh by the way he ALWAYS knows where you are
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

BTW only I have to power to summon and dispel Pailion

DOG21313
May 12, 2004, 10:00 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:57, Eclair wrote:
well since your still her I may as well summon Pailion to attack you dog.

*starts chanting a spell*

A holy universe contained in one blast,
the mortal world burnin by it's power,
I summon a monster created by it's Death!

PAILIONOFWATER

*cue a very big monster to attack dog untill I dispel him*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
well is he attacking you yet?

Nope, sorry, its just sitting there, kinda like... A Pail of water?




<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DOG21313 on 2004-05-12 20:01 ]</font>

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 10:09 PM
but you see you insulted his honour

he is actually a clone of frink.
mixed with Obelisk the tormenter, Olga flow and a whole lotta rappys

EJ
May 12, 2004, 10:09 PM
it a water pail of death or it could be one of the wonder twins that turned into water http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Trugeta
May 12, 2004, 11:03 PM
no!!!!!!!!!!!! not another frink clone!!! i thought i got rid of all of them. so, can someone help me get rid of this one?

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 11:09 PM
no

this one I have mutated with magic and parasite gene falz.

it is completely under my control see.

*dispels Pailion*
there gone till I next summon him.

Kuea
May 12, 2004, 11:15 PM
On 2004-05-12 19:18, Eclair wrote:
5th) get some hotdogs, buns, ketchup(un-refridgerated of course) and peanut butter.

and if you want get grahem crackers, chocolate and marshmallows for smores.

now enjoy the fire


suprised no one has said anything bout' what I eat