Hey! Who wants to mess with this HUnewearl?

[PhotonDrop]

Hmm... Pedophiles(sp?)(right word??) on PSO are supreme trash. Why in the hell do people I go play with stop and ask me 'A/S/L'?

My age, gender, and location is noone's goddamn buisness except folks I know personally.

So there was this one game in Vega 3 (normally hacker free) I join in and the FOmar, HUcast and RAcast there drop a telepipe for me and we're in Ultimate Ruins. They all stop fighting and ask "A/S/L??" so I say "none of your buisness".

After several rooms of them following my HUnewearl awfully close the FOmar asks A/S/L once more and starts dropping rare items. I pick them up and say "none of your buisness".

Then the HUcast starts dropping rares. lol

I go to the bank to deposit my new weapons and non hacked mags( http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif ) as I'm at the Bank Window the RAcast kept saying "*bounce*" with the other two numbskulls saying "lmao". When I exit the window the RAcast is standing right on top of my character so I move, he follows. I run into the teleporter and activate 'Mine 1'.

I sat there talking with them, they were asking "WTF? Where are you?" Well, finally after another "A/S/L??" I say:

"56/male/next door"

They start making comments about me being gay.

They need to put their pants back on! Geez! Its a fucking video game for crying out loud!

Those kind of folks need to die... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

(But I still wonder what would have happened if I said my real age and gender...)

[KodiaX987]

Next time they ask for ASL, tell them you're a 20 year old herm living in Stockholm. Works everytime. Complain about how your member is such an encumbrance because you have a hard time concealing it under your skirt - it peeks out of the bottom everytime and you don't like anything more than knee-length so you're screwed either way. If the n00bs still go at it, make up a sick story featuring sheep, AIDS, and the Goatse man. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Best used AFTER you've picked up all the rares.

[Nai_Calus]

Kodi, you're the sickest bastard ever. XD

...I love you.

[PhotonDrop]

Indeed, but he's OUR sick bastard.

-

I always pick up rares that are dropped, I dont care for legitness, especially since I had a hacked Tapas that showed only the left side and all the Rings.

If you want to know what I scored, here's a list:

Handgun Milla
Elysion
Red Slicer
Summit Moon
S-Rank Launcher (Rocket Launcher)
Battle Verge
Diwari (10/125/55/0)
Sato (25/25/25/25)

and more crap

[EJ]

oh a summit moon that usually happens when I use my hucaseal too many horny guys are online http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-15 21:25, Ian-KunX wrote:
Kodi, you're the sickest bastard ever. XD



Agreed.

I haven't been asked A/S/L in a while, the last guy that did, asked it through mail after we had played in a group of four through most of Ep. 1.

[navci]

I'd love to be there when you tell that story. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ness]

Given that most of the people who paly that game are under 15 and over 11, that's probably why they hit on female characters.

[SpikeOtacon]

Best A/S/L EVAR:

23/yes please/Sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating cheetos.

[_Ted_]

You must get plenty of people disconnecting from your games Spike. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[DruidMettool]

A reminder to everyone: If you see a HUnewearl, there is roughly a 99% chance that it's a man in real life. This goes for any Female class for that matter.

There are places to meet women in life. PSO is not one of them (or any MMORPG). Mainly because there are about... six women that play PSO in all. Give or take a dozen.

And if youre a girl seeking a man on PSO... you couldn't be in a worse place to seek.

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[ssephiroth_da_hunter]

Thats so true, looking for a person to hook up with from an online video game is probably the worst or last place anybody should look. Its cool to have some online friends but to look for a relationship is just not right.

[Sharkyland]

Few times by my closest friends... though I just act like an idiot online that everyone thinks I'm like 12 or something.

[Mixfortune]

Why get upset?

Personally, I play along, pretending to start something in order to get a laugh.

Take, for instance, my friend versus a FOmar.
My friend was playing a FOnewearl, and the FOmar started talking to him asking for ASL or something along those lines. My friend pretended to be an 18 year old female. So the FOmar sent his guild card, and my friend sent his. The FOmar then began mailing him asking more about where he lived. I believe the FOmar lived near New York (I'm not generalizing, just giving location for reference), so we said that we lived in Washington State (which we do). The FOmar seemed to be becoming more... hormonic, so my friend began talking about a relationship, telling the FOmar that he should come out to Washington. The FOmar said he was so far away, so we told him to drive or take a train. He said he did not have enough money for a plane or train, and his car was broken down, but he wished he could go. The FOmar seemed pretty damned serious... heh...

Then the FOmar got way too hormonic and starting spamming "sex" messages with us, so we ended up blocking him. Fun few moments, there.

[_Ted_]

Did you break his heart before you blocked him? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Mixfortune]

He seemed too horny to notice. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Garanz2]

On 2004-05-15 21:17, KodiaX987 wrote:
Next time they ask for ASL, tell them you're a 20 year old herm living in Stockholm. Works everytime. Complain about how your member is such an encumbrance because you have a hard time concealing it under your skirt - it peeks out of the bottom everytime and you don't like anything more than knee-length so you're screwed either way. If the n00bs still go at it, make up a sick story featuring sheep, AIDS, and the Goatse man. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Best used AFTER you've picked up all the rares.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

My friend made a HUnewearl with the sole purpose of trying that. Biggest boobs/ass, tightest clothing, you get the idea.

The horny bastard disconnected almost immediately http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Siris]

Be glad you play GC. You can't hide it on X-box. The silence is absolutely priceless when I end up speaking for the first in a game with people I don't know.



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[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-05-15 21:43, ForceEJ wrote:
oh a summit moon that usually happens when I use my hucaseal too many horny guys are online http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



Try using antenae, most everyone dont like hucaseals with antenae. I guess the boys feel they cant compete with them. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

But the fact of asking for gender is oblivious on any online game, we can lie about it... shees. Only my closest friends know who I really am, and this after many times playing together. But why in the hell does a first timer playing with me need to know!?! I never answer directly. And if they become obnoxious about it I just tell them Im nine and ive been recording the game on my vcr, and I was gonna report them to the authorities. Meh.