MrLostman's Journal aka Plans Of Conquest!

[MrLostman]

Day 1
I started posting in this FKL, and Its time to start phase one of my master plan to own all of FKL's Clothing and Identites, making an army of super Shrits!

Phases Of Plan
Step 1)Steal Pants
Step 2)Steal Shoes
Step 3)Steal Undies!
Step 4)Steal Shirts
Step 5)Hijack Ted's airliner
Step 6)Crash Airliner into FKL
Step 7)Do The Chicken Dance
Step http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gifDo The Chicken Dance
Step 9)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 10)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 11)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 12)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 13)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 14)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 15)Do The Chicken Dance
Step 16)Take Over FKL with mega possed clothing army.

End Day 1, more pants needed.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: MrLostman on 2004-05-17 16:25 ]</font>

[Sef]

I strongly http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif.

[Kuea]

INTRUDER

*sends the whole Japanadian Elite Cat-Girl Army after Mrlostman*

I am here to help protect Japanada and to a lesser extent FKL

*Mrlostman gets beaten into malliable red jelly*

thanks for blowing the whistle Sef

[Tact]

*looks at red jelly* Ooh! a Pouilly Slime! *shoots the jelly with Red Scorpio* Where's my red box?

[MrLostman]

poo. Now i gotta remake my stash of stolen goods.

*Takes something very special from Eclair*

Now, Blame my being here on Odie, he told me of the promised land of FKL. and Japanada doesnt want me? I will make my own country!

[odie2088]

MY RED BOX! *jumps on every slightly red tinted box because of the distortion of flame garment*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:30, tactician7777 wrote:
*looks at red jelly* Ooh! a Pouilly Slime! *shoots the jelly with Red Scorpio* Where's my red box?


*walks up to Tactician777 and gives him an untekked lavis blades*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:32, MrLostman wrote:
poo. Now i gotta remake my stash of stolen goods.

*Takes something very special from Eclair*

Now, Blame my being here on Odie, he told me of the promised land of FKL. and Japanada doesnt want me? I will make my own country!


DAMN YOU, YOU STOLE MY BROTHER, GIVE HIM BACK........ on second thought you can keep him.
oh and if your gonna make your own country you should take california

[Tact]

*takes red box* Thanks. I'm a Ranger though...I can't use these. Oh well. Thanks again Eclair! *gives the Lavis Blades to the Check Room lady and waits for more FKL-taking-over activity, Red Scorpio ready*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:36, tactician7777 wrote:
*takes red box* Thanks. I'm a Ranger though...I can't use these. Oh well. Thanks again Eclair! *gives the Lavis Blades to the Check Room lady and waits for more FKL-taking-over activity, Red Scorpio ready*


*runs into his check room and steals back the lavis blades and replaces them with a handgun milla

[odie2088]

*cries* I WANT THE LAVIS THINGIES!

[Tact]

On 2004-05-17 16:37, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:36, tactician7777 wrote:
*takes red box* Thanks. I'm a Ranger though...I can't use these. Oh well. Thanks again Eclair! *gives the Lavis Blades to the Check Room lady and waits for more FKL-taking-over activity, Red Scorpio ready*


*runs into his check room and steals back the lavis blades and replaces them with a handgun milla



Thanks, yet again! Now all I need is Guld. But Pouillies only drop one red box at a time. And thanks for your morals, MrLostman!

[MrLostman]

On 2004-05-17 16:34, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:32, MrLostman wrote:
poo. Now i gotta remake my stash of stolen goods.

*Takes something very special from Eclair*

Now, Blame my being here on Odie, he told me of the promised land of FKL. and Japanada doesnt want me? I will make my own country!


DAMN YOU, YOU STOLE MY BROTHER, GIVE HIM BACK........ on second thought you can keep him.
oh and if your gonna make your own country you should take california



No, not your brother, I solded him to the glue factory. Something you can never get back, Im afraid to say it, cause I dont wanna cross the line, even I have morals.
.
..
...

No wait, I just solded my Morals to this dude for a dollar.

[odie2088]

solded. your lack of grammatical skills will never cease to amaze me.

[Allos]

On 2004-05-17 16:25, MrLostman wrote:


End Day 1, more pants needed.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: MrLostman on 2004-05-17 16:25 ]</font>


You're an official DTPA enemy and a terrorist to the FKL Military.

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:39, MrLostman wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:34, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:32, MrLostman wrote:
poo. Now i gotta remake my stash of stolen goods.

*Takes something very special from Eclair*

Now, Blame my being here on Odie, he told me of the promised land of FKL. and Japanada doesnt want me? I will make my own country!


DAMN YOU, YOU STOLE MY BROTHER, GIVE HIM BACK........ on second thought you can keep him.
oh and if your gonna make your own country you should take california



No, not your brother, I solded him to the glue factory. Something you can never get back, Im afraid to say it, cause I dont wanna cross the line, even I have morals.
.
..
...

No wait, I just solded my Morals to this dude for a dollar.


you can't steal anything when you are malliable red jelly
*retreats to japanada with entire cat-girl army*

[Tact]

FKL military? Cool. How do ya join? *looks around for more Pouillies to fry*

[MrLostman]

*steals odies uh... shoes*

And while he is at it

*steals Eclair's thong*

[odie2088]

...how do you know eclair wears one of those...AND GIVE ME MY SHOES! *smacks mrlostman*

[MrLostman]

*steals tactician7777's socks*

[Allos]

On 2004-05-17 16:42, tactician7777 wrote:
FKL military? Cool. How do ya join? *looks around for more Pouillies to fry*



It's a mandatory reserve program. Highest rank is 5-Star General (me, appointed by the FKL president).

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:42, MrLostman wrote:
*steals odies uh... shoes*

And while he is at it

*steals Eclair's thong*


*starts casting a spell*
The powers of the old world,
Converge together in this new time,
Lend me your powers to smite my enemy,
Destroy everything that stands in my way,
Come forth with the power of a million hot suns!

INFERNO DESTROYER

*Cue a VERY VERY VERY big explosion at mrlostguy's torso that rips him apart, Followed by Gaint Pillers of fire bursting from the ground at mrlostguy*

Ok Ted....That he deserved so you can't charge me with witch craft for two reasons.
1) He deserved it
2) Techniqally that was a magicians technique that I learned.

[Allos]

On 2004-05-17 16:45, MrLostman wrote:
*steals tactician7777's socks*




*DTPA thwarts his plans by burning the pants he's collected*


And don't give me the flame proof bullshit.

[odie2088]

WITCH!

[Tact]

On 2004-05-17 16:45, MrLostman wrote:
*steals MrLostman's socks*



Um, what socks? I wasn't wearing socks. And you stole your own socks. *Jumps behind the Check Room counter and watches the explosion*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:49, odie2088 wrote:
WITCH!


Heraldic crest magician

[MrLostman]

DTPA, lets ally. I can steal many pants, I oculd make a powerful ally. And Eclair, I will be seeing you later... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

[Sef]

Allos! He's trying to trick you!

[Allos]

On 2004-05-17 16:51, MrLostman wrote:
DTPA, lets ally. I can steal many pants, I oculd make a powerful ally. And Eclair, I will be seeing you later... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif



We ally with no one. You join or you don't get in at all. Besides, all pants should be burned on site and you my friend are a terrorist to the FKL government, what with the stealing and all.

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:51, MrLostman wrote:
DTPA, lets ally. I can steal many pants, I oculd make a powerful ally. And Eclair, I will be seeing you later... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif


Your dead.
so now you are a Lesser Vampire



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2004-05-17 16:57 ]</font>

[odie2088]

On 2004-05-17 16:51, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:49, odie2088 wrote:
WITCH!


Heraldic crest magician


WITCH!

[Tact]

Well, at least you get accused of witchcraft on the message boards. People call me a vampire in real life. *steps out of the Check Room and looks for more suspicious activity* Again, how does one join the FKL military?

[MrLostman]

Id like to take a minute and add a new goal to my master plan

Step 17)Seduce Eclair!

Im now also offically Eclair's stalker.

[Tact]

MrLostman, did you read the Terms of Service? I don't think that's allowed.

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 16:56, odie2088 wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:51, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:49, odie2088 wrote:
WITCH!


Heraldic crest magician


WITCH!


Heraldic crest magician
*casts a silence technique on odie2088*
there now you can't talk or type

[MrLostman]

On 2004-05-17 16:57, tactician7777 wrote:
MrLostman, did you read the Terms of Service? I don't think that's allowed.



*homer scream*AHHH! Sorry, I did skim em, but Its not really stalking, just more fun and games really, oh please then okay. Um, sorry?

[Sef]

navi had/has a "stalker".

[Kuea]

wasn't that you?

[Tact]

I wasn't going to tell the mods, seeing as you look fairly new, because you have a low post count. I'm just letting you know, though. If the mods notice, I'm just going to let them decide. *puts Red Scorpio away* I've had that out for about 10 posts or more...

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 16:56, odie2088 wrote:
WITCH!



Did I hear witch? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[MrLostman]

Well, still. Hey Eclair...

*pulls out list of cheap pick up lines*

You say your a witch? Do you know love spells? cause you have me spellbound.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 16:34, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:32, MrLostman wrote:
poo. Now i gotta remake my stash of stolen goods.

*Takes something very special from Eclair*

Now, Blame my being here on Odie, he told me of the promised land of FKL. and Japanada doesnt want me? I will make my own country!


......you should take california



Like hell he will! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ak.gif

[Tact]

*sits in a Viridia hoverchair and floats around, fangs and all* Weee! *Klunk* Stupid wall. *keeps floating around*

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 17:11, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-17 16:56, odie2088 wrote:
WITCH!



Did I hear witch? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


not anymore
I say heraldic crest magician and I cast a silence technique on odie so he can't tlak or type





On 2004-05-17 17:11, MrLostman wrote:
Well, still. Hey Eclair...

*pulls out list of cheap pick up lines*

You say your a witch? Do you know love spells? cause you have me spellbound.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?




Did you see the very strong technique I used on you earlier?
if not just to let you know you are know either dead or a lesser Vampire.
You have your choice between A reguler vampire or a Reverse Vampire

[Tact]

*floats over to the rest* Hey, being a vampire sucks. *shows fangs* I wish these were fake. *smacks a passing Booma with a trout and watches it die* Hahaha.

[Kuea]

no offense but you should stay away from me then.
I just had SPaghetti and garlic bread.

[Tact]

*Cough, Gack!* Darn it! *floats about 10 feet away from Eclair* I've got to build up a resistance to that stuff...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-05-17 17:28 ]</font>

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 17:20, Eclair wrote:
no offense but you should stay away from me then.
I just had SPaghetti and garlic bread.



mmmmmmmm.........garlic........

[Sef]

On 2004-05-17 17:09, tactician7777 wrote:
I wasn't going to tell the mods, seeing as you look fairly new, because you have a low post count. I'm just letting you know, though. If the mods notice, I'm just going to let them decide. *puts Red Scorpio away* I've had that out for about 10 posts or more...



You seem fairly new too.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 17:31, MrLostman wrote:
I dont mind, and im not a vampire, im an angel.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Sure you are......

[MrLostman]

I dont mind, and im not a vampire, im an angel.

[Tact]

I know, I shouldn't have said that to MrLostman. If you're still there, sorry. *looks around for potential bite victims*

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-17 17:14, Eclair wrote:

You have your choice between A reguler vampire or a Reverse Vampire



True Bloods?
Shingetsutan Tsukihime much, yes?

[Sef]

*clonks tact in the head with a garlic clove*

Edit: I called you "tact" and then I looked in your in your sig, and it said to call you that. Neat...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sef on 2004-05-17 17:35 ]</font>

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 17:34, Sef wrote:
*clinks tact in the head with a garlic clove*



What are you doing here! Get back to Den00b!

[Tact]

Gaah! *FOOSH* Sorry, Red Scorpio reflex. I hold you I hate garlic...but then again, it's helping me get used to it.

And Sef, yeah, 'twas my abbreviated name on another site.

[Sef]

Darn skippy.

[SpikeOtacon]

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v43/KamakaziSpike/Grabbastic1.jpg

[Sef]

On 2004-05-17 18:05, Sef wrote:
Darn skippy.

[Kuea]

You're back.

*starts playing the beer song*

can you attack mrlostguy for me spike?

[EJ]

time to send my ill gill/delsaber army to stop this Intruder.

[Bradicus]

I had an army before all yall >_>

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 19:26, Bradicus wrote:
I had an army before all yall >_>


you will be the only army I don't attack without a reason.
I am your ally

[EJ]

I would like be allied with your armies

[Bradicus]

On 2004-05-17 19:28, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 19:26, Bradicus wrote:
I had an army before all yall >_>


you will be the only army I don't attack without a reason.
I am your ally


First the dancing, then the diplomacy.

[Sef]

Yay. We're with Bradicus.

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-17 19:39, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-05-17 19:28, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-17 19:26, Bradicus wrote:
I had an army before all yall >_>


you will be the only army I don't attack without a reason.
I am your ally


First the dancing, then the diplomacy.


dancing or prancing?

[Bradicus]

dancing or prancing?


prancing is a form of dancing http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

well I don't know how to prance.

or dance for that fact.

maybe thats why I was never asked out to the dances?

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-17 19:48, Eclair wrote:
well I don't know how to prance.

or dance for that fact.

maybe thats why I was never asked out to the dances?



Or maybe its because both of your feet have been amputated? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

no
I just don't know how

[_Ted_]

Got two left feet?

[Kuea]

no
I just don't know how to dance

[_Ted_]

Not some DDR crazed person like Mix?

[Kuea]

well this may make no sense but I am good at DDR
but I still can't dance

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
don't ask me how thats possable

[_Ted_]

How is that possible? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

it just is

[MrLostman]

Elcair, my dear lover. Its MrLostman. lol. And who cares about your army? I got the powers of love and blind ambition on my side!

*Walks up behind Ted and steals keys to his airliner*

[Tact]

*floats back in on Viridia hoverchair and gets up, holding the Red Scorpio* Hi again. One of the resident garlic loathers here. I can't dance either. *tries to break dance, but makes a fool out of himself*

[Sef]

On 2004-05-18 12:57, MrLostman wrote:
Elcair, my dear lover. Its MrLostman. lol. And who cares about your army? I got the powers of love and blind ambition on my side!

*Walks up behind Ted and steals keys to his airliner*





I think our army and their claws care.

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 13:08, Sef wrote:


On 2004-05-18 12:57, MrLostman wrote:
Elcair, my dear lover. Its MrLostman. lol. And who cares about your army? I got the powers of love and blind ambition on my side!

*Walks up behind Ted and steals keys to his airliner*





I think our army and their claws care.



What army? Could someone inform me about this? *tries to fry a random Mothmant with his Red Scorpio* What!? I missed! *makes an obscene hand gesture to the Mothmant, then actually hits it with a Red Scorpio blast*

[Sef]

...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

The Cat-Girl Army!

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 13:23, Sef wrote:
...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

The Cat-Girl Army!



I get it now. Thanks, Sef. You know, a joke is never funny to somone when you have to explain it to them...*thinks about making his own army and allying with various people who are protecting FKL*

[Sef]

Hmmm...It might get destroyed by Allos.

[Tact]

I said I was thinking about it, not that I was going to make one.

[Sef]

That why I said it might. Because maybe you'll make it and it'll get destroyed or maybe you won't make it and nothing will happen.

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 13:37, Sef wrote:
That why I said it might. Because maybe you'll make it and it'll get destroyed or maybe you won't make it and nothing will happen.



Good point, Sef. *sits on Viridia hoverchair again* So, what should we talk about now?

[Sef]

Uh...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[MrLostman]

Okay... uh... yea... I wonder what it would be like if me and Eclair had kids? Little neko-neko mage thingys?

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 13:45, Sef wrote:
Uh...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



Sef, I agree wholeheartedly. *shoots another Mothmant*

[Uncle_bob]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif *Slits wrists, bleeds over a virgin, dies*

[MrLostman]

No really, little MrEclairmen runing around everywhere with cat claws stealing peoples clothes.

*dreamy sigh*

If only it were true.

[Tact]

Is it okay to change the subject right about now? *points Red Scorpio at self*

[MrLostman]

On 2004-05-18 14:02, tactician7777 wrote:
Is it okay to change the subject right about now? *points Red Scorpio at selfSef*


Fixed it for you.

[Sef]

Uncle no!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif But I totally agree with your views. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Edit: Hey! Don't shoot...Or you'll have soooooo many claws in your face.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sef on 2004-05-18 14:07 ]</font>

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 14:04, MrLostman wrote:


On 2004-05-18 14:02, tactician7777 wrote:
Is it okay to change the subject right about now? *points Red Scorpio at selfSefMrLostman*


Fixed it for you.



Fixed it for myself. Don't worry Sef, I don't want to get clawed into red jelly.

[MrLostman]

Fine, fine. Still Im still dreaming about me and Eclair's kids... lol...

[Tact]

Ok, then. The resident vampire's outta this thread if it doesn't get interesting soon, anyway.

[Sef]

I'm a zombie. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif

[MrLostman]

*walks over to Ted's landed airplane and uses stolen keys*

Okay, this outta be interesting.

*walkes over to the vampire covered in garlic oil*

*takes out garlic handgrenades*

OKAY! El Vampireo! Its time for you to either get me what I want, or the undead is dead!...again! I will be back as soon as I have some demands. And oh yea.

*goes and steals navi's skivies*

[Tact]

Gaah! Help! *runs away and hides behind the Check Room counter*

[Sef]

I wonder if I can send the troops out...I dunno. I'll let Eclair deal with it...Or something.

[MrLostman]

yes, get Eclair...

*puts garlic necklace near the vampire*

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 16:14, MrLostman wrote:
yes, get Eclair...

*puts garlic necklace near the vampire*



Noooo!!! Help me!!! *puts on nose plugs and a gas mask*

[Sef]

On 2004-05-18 16:14, MrLostman wrote:
yes, get Eclair...

*puts garlic necklace near the vampire*



That's what you want me to do!

*get Cat-Girl army to attack MrLostman.*

[MrLostman]

Call em back or ol tact here wont be biting no more people and he wont be floating in the chair no more.

*Shakes the garlic at tact*

[SpikeOtacon]

Tact's life means nothing to me, dirtbag. Now I suggest you surrender yourself to avoid any unnessicary conflict.

[Tact]

Yay! Go, Cat-Girl army! Eh...nooo!!! *runs away and fires at MrLostman with Red Scorpio*

[MrLostman]

Uh huh. Well, why dont we change the playing field more.

*takes out button out of pocket*

This switch is wired to a bomb. A bomb that will not only take you and me, but all of FKL! And to a lesser extent Cuba.

*takes out other button*

And this one shoots cianide into Eclair's system, so are the stakes high enough or do I have to get the bomb wired to DTPA...

[SpikeOtacon]

..You bastard.....You harm eclair and I'll have you shitting knifes for the rest of your life!
*Radio's Bradicus to inform the DTPAers about the bomb*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: SpikeOtacon on 2004-05-18 16:29 ]</font>

[Tact]

*Puts down a C.A.R.D.* Assist Vanish. Does that get rid of the buttons?

[MrLostman]

Well, Im glad to see I have a barganing tool. I want... A 67 El Camino and uh a new 20!

And yea, if I cant have Eclair, noone can!

[SpikeOtacon]

Mr.Lostman, you have just decided to mess with the one Zombie who you didn't want to anger. :vanishes:

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 16:31, MrLostman wrote:
Well, Im glad to see I have a barganing tool. I want... A 67 El Camino and uh a new 20!

And yea, if I cant have Eclair, noone can!


El Camino? Is that a car? 20? What do you mean?

[MrLostman]

Come any closer and guess what. Eclair gets it. I have new demands.

I want the keys to the gates of Japanada!
I want a airplane
And most of all, I want a *dramatic music* Pony! erm damn no Eclair!

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2004-05-18 16:34, MrLostman wrote:
Come any closer and guess what. Eclair gets it. I have new demands.

I want the keys to the gates of Japanada!
I want a airplane
And most of all, I want a *dramatic music* Pony! erm damn no Eclair!



No.
Fine, a Model 747 jet will be on it's way.
No, you will not get a pony or elcair. Your proposal is unacceptable.

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 16:34, MrLostman wrote:
Come any closer and guess what. Eclair gets it. I have new demands.

I want the keys to the gates of Japanada!
I want a airplane
And most of all, I want a *dramatic music* Pony! erm damn no Eclair!

You don't want any shrubberies? Ni! Ni! For the airplane, ask for one of Ted's.

[MrLostman]

Fine no pony. I might back down, If someone gave me my own floating island...

[SpikeOtacon]

You could have Angel Island if we can get that stubborn jackass 'Knuckles' off of it.

[Tact]

Floating island, as like like Knuckles's home? Or one that floats on the ocean?

[MrLostman]

Sorta like Angel Island, but this one is different. I has to be atleast the size of rode island.

[SpikeOtacon]

No.

[Kuea]

*walks back in thread*

hello lostguy

*walks up to lost guy and cuts wires connected to buttons*

now for you to die

*starts to cast a spell*

Bring down those who oppose me,
Allow no life to escape,
I summon Pailion lord of destruction,
I summon Manser lord of death,
Combine your strength and destroy my opponents!

DEATH FLARE

*cue very big holy blast that is very bright to hit MrLostGuy then a Gaint dark explosion to rip his body to shreads*

And this is for dreaming about us having kids.

*cuts MrLostGuy's "Jewels" off with a rusty katana*

Oh and why does people keep mistaking me for others?
the one that you would have injected with cyanide is a reguler cat.




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[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 16:40, SpikeOtacon wrote:
You could have Angel Island if we can get that stubborn jackass 'Knuckles' off of it.



All we have to do is to steal his gloves and condense them into C.A.R.D Technology. Then throw it in the ocean.

[MrLostman]

What is the phrase im looking for? Oh yea

True Evil Never Dies!

Now, I will continue kid napping people till i get my island!

[Tact]

Ok, so I have nothing to worry about. *sits in his hoverchair and watches the fireworks*

[EJ]

*walks into a new thread*
oops wrong thread
*walks back out*

[Sef]

Never!

You won't get any more people!

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[Kuea]

On 2004-05-18 16:47, MrLostman wrote:
What is the phrase im looking for? Oh yea

True Evil Never Dies!

Now, I will continue kid napping people till i get my island!



But before you said you were an angel.
now you say you are true evil?

if that is true you are going to have to destroy yourself

[MrLostman]

Look, You die now mmkay? You where a useless hostage that got me nothing. Id be better off taking myself hostage. Now, it seems everyone here ilkes Navi..., heheheheheheh.

Please, give me the island now, Or I will take my newly aquired plane and crash it into the heart of Japanada! Im not joking, I want my island! I have needs to, you know! Noone even cares that im in such a sad state! please i need this island!

[EJ]

*walks back in*
Well if there no good then there is no evil so both must exist.
*walks out again*

[Sef]

It's funny, because Japanada is a floating island. And you'll never get navi! She let me live under her bro's bed and put others in her closet! She is the bringer of Newms!

And you'll never take Japanada down. Never. We'll fight you to the death. Your Death!

[Kuea]

as the defender of Japanada I herby decree that all cat-girls,cat-boys,fox-girls and boys and zombies shall all equip a red scorpio and Guilty light.(duel equipped not multi) and shall shoot at LostGuy.

[MrLostman]

Alright, I am preparing to kamakazi Japanada. Either gimme a woman, a island, eclair, a pony or acess to Japanada without interference, not only will Japanada get bombed, I will also take part of FKL with me!

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 16:55, Eclair wrote:
as the defender of Japanada I herby decree that all cat-girls,cat-boys,fox-girls and boys and zombies shall all equip a red scorpio and Guilty light.(duel equipped not multi) and shall shoot at LostGuy.



What about vampires? *takes out Red Scorpio*

[EJ]

Plus my army of ill gill/delsaber shall stop you from invading Japanda allow with the other forces of Japanda

[Sef]

On 2004-05-18 16:56, MrLostman wrote:
Alright, I am preparing to kamakazi Japanada. Either gimme a woman, a island, eclair, a pony or acess to Japanada without interference, not only will Japanada get bombed, I will also take part of FKL with me!



No you won't.

Uh... [end hologram program.]
[name: FKL]



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[MrLostman]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYEEEEEEE JAPANADA AND FKL!

*hops in plane, aims at Japanada*

*pulls the FKL trigger, creating a crater under odie's last known position*

*Crashes into Japanada*

[Tact]

I'm getting bored, so I'm firing without authorization. *shoots at MrLostman*

[Kuea]

yes even vampires.
in fact all undead monsters must duel equip the two weapons.

*as ted's hijacked plane is heading for japanada over 10000 cat-girls and some others all shoot their two weapons at the same time*

ted's plane=DESTROYED BY GAINT BLUE RED WAVE

unfortunetly we lost MrLostGuy.
any other inncocents on board are still alive and were safely teleported to FKL

[Sef]

Hooray. Now let's celebrate!



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[EJ]

Can't we just give him Eclair http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif ... nevermind prepare for counter attack.

[Tact]

Darn, we lost him. Where could he be...at least it's not a hostange situation anymore. *readies weapons again*

[MrLostman]

*metalic poolish looking thing like Terminator 2 pops up behind Eclair.*

This is one you wont beable to get yourself out of. Game Over.

*puts Red Hangun to her head and pulls trigger, watches the grey matter fly*

I CARE NOT OF RETROBUTION!

[Sef]

*tackles MrLostman pinning his arms to the ground*
*feasts upon his brain*

[Kuea]

the plane was destroyewd over an ocean?
how you get to the top of a floating island?
and why the hell don't you learn who is me?
YOU JUST SHOT ODIE

[EJ]

Just let Sef feast on his brain. He needs the protein

[Tact]

When do I get to use my fangs? I need blood too, you know...*stands up from his hoverchair*

[MrLostman]

How did i get there? If you can magicly with one flick of your damned wrists nuke my ass, I can defiy nature as well. Now, we are either at an impass or one of us can die and who cares, noone likes odie, cept me. It pains me that hes gone but oh well. The Means Always Justify The Ends.

[Kuea]

MrLostGuy has blood deep withen his suit

it is type O negative

[Sef]

Wow. I'm not very filled up. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tact]

Ok then. *lets Sef feast upon brains* Ew, carnage. Hey, he's alive again.

O negative!? That's my favorite flavor!



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[MrLostman]

This is pointless, its like damned children playing the game.

I KILLED YOU!

NUH UH!

YES HUH!

NUH UH!

Please, this is getting us no were, just gimme something off my list of demands and I will tell you all the meaning of life.

[Sef]

*pushes MrLostman off the island?*

Your plane is waiting. I think.

[EJ]

ok tactician you can feast on his brain too with sef

[Kuea]

gives lostman a blowup doll that says pony

CHANGE MY POST AND YOU DIE

[Tact]

I'm a vampire, I feast on blood, not brains...besides, brains are all gray, and...brain-y.

[MrLostman]

ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO FEEL LOVED? IS THAT SO MUCH TO FREAKING ASK FOR! THIS IS FRIGGEN CRAP!

[Sef]

You want love by blowing us up? Great plan.

[EJ]

*gives lost a pic of Eclair* here you asked for eclair but never said the real on or a photo

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-18 17:06, MrLostman wrote:
How did i get there? If you can magicly with one flick of your damned wrists nuke my ass, I can defiy nature as well. Now, we are either at an impass or one of us can die and who cares, noone likes odie, cept me. It pains me that hes gone but oh well. The Means Always Justify The Ends.


ummm I am a heraldic crest magician.
you are apperantly a robot.

[MrLostman]

Okay enoughs enough. Cant take it anymore...

*Takes out Holy Ray*

Tis with this pillar of holy light, I end my life.

*begins to cry*

Ah what do you all care? You all hate me, not gonna miss me.

All I ask is to be buried in a fany grave, and the noone defile/feast/kick/mame/screw with my corpse in any matter.

Good bye, FKL, as if you cared.

*Holds the Holy Ray to my temple and fires*

*falls backwards to the ground, a holy arrow lodged in my now lifeless head*

[_Ted_]

Thats what you get for stealing my plane!

[Sef]

Isn't he falling to the ground right now?

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-18 17:16, MrLostman wrote:
Okay enoughs enough. Cant take it anymore...

*Takes out Holy Ray*

Tis with this pillar of holy light, I end my life.

*begins to cry*

Ah what do you all care? You all hate me, not gonna miss me.

All I ask is to be buried in a fany grave, and the noone defile/feast/kick/mame/screw with my corpse in any matter.

Good bye, FKL, as if you cared.

*Holds the Holy Ray to my temple and fires*

*falls backwards to the ground, a holy arrow lodged in my now lifeless head*


you still gonna post?

if so... don't go around stealing and stuff

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 17:18, _Ted_ wrote:
Thats what you get for stealing my plane!



You do have over a million more, correct?

[MrLostman]

Eclair, whats the point? this whole thing is pointless, I cant get ahead at all.

[EJ]

isn't this thread finish since we won http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

On 2004-05-18 17:21, MrLostman wrote:
Eclair, whats the point? this whole thing is pointless, I cant get ahead at all.


That's the point, dear boy.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-18 17:20, Eclair wrote:


On 2004-05-18 17:16, MrLostman wrote:
Okay enoughs enough. Cant take it anymore...

*Takes out Holy Ray*

Tis with this pillar of holy light, I end my life.

*begins to cry*

Ah what do you all care? You all hate me, not gonna miss me.

All I ask is to be buried in a fany grave, and the noone defile/feast/kick/mame/screw with my corpse in any matter.

Good bye, FKL, as if you cared.

*Holds the Holy Ray to my temple and fires*

*falls backwards to the ground, a holy arrow lodged in my now lifeless head*


you still gonna post?

if so... don't go around stealing and stuff



He's probably done with the stealing and stuff and has directed all his energies in his pursuit of you! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sef]

On 2004-05-18 17:21, MrLostman wrote:
Eclair, whats the point? this whole thing is pointless, I cant get ahead at all.



Ahead of what? A bunch of spammers?

You know you were just fine before you had an unhealthy attraction for Eclair.

I didn't mind the petty theft. Too bad your dead though. I think.

[Kuea]

ummmmm
a stalker
yay?

well as long as he don't steal

*takes back thong*

[Tact]

To me, I act maturerererer outside of this board. I get respect in both places.

[EJ]

A personal stalker give you the added protection that you need now. So call now you order you own stalker http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Tact]

On 2004-05-18 17:32, ForceEJ wrote:
A personal stalker give you the added protection that you need now. So call now you order you own stalker http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



What's the number? 555-5555? No thanks, I want to know it so I don't call it by mistake.

[EJ]

yes that's the correct know so don't dial it if you don't want your very own personal stalker. You have Warned http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tact]

Thank you for the warning. I don't want to be stalked...they shall get thwacked from afar!

*ELSEWHERE*

???: Hello? Oh, hi. You want me to come to the board entitled MrLostman's Journal? Ok.
Me: Hey, why are you here?
??? I hate it when people call the Pro Stalker and ask me why I showed up!!!

???> http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_quickdraw.gif <me

[Sef]

Guess he's gone.

[_Ted_]

On 2004-05-18 17:27, Eclair wrote:
ummmmm
a stalker
yay?

well as long as he don't steal

*takes back thong*



I suppose that you'll be fine as long as he doesn't get ahold of a picture like this!

http://www.geocities.com/ted2023/sign.txt

[MrLostman]

Did it bother anyone else but me that I died a virgin? Now I seriously cant let that happen again. And The other side, its really a nice place, till satan bitch slaps you for dieing too soon and says get the hell outta hell.

[Sef]

On 2004-05-18 18:52, MrLostman wrote:
Did it bother anyone else but me that I died a virgin? Now I seriously cant let that happen again. And The other side, its really a nice place, till satan bitch slaps you for dieing too soon and says get the hell outta hell.



http://www.geocities.com/ted2023/Hell.txt

Hahas! Got here before Ted did.

[_Ted_]

I've already shown it too him!

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-18 18:18, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-18 17:27, Eclair wrote:
ummmmm
a stalker
yay?

well as long as he don't steal

*takes back thong*



I suppose that you'll be fine as long as he doesn't get ahold of a picture like this!

http://www.geocities.com/ted2023/sign.txt


the hell you find that from?

[Sef]

No Ted, this is his second coming. Or something...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

[_Ted_]

His second coming?! Who do you think he is? The Jesus of "The more New than the Semi-Old New Testament" ? http://67.18.37.18/1033/15/emo/ultimatewacko.gif

[Sef]

I thought his name was Jeebus in that...

[_Ted_]

Correct you are!

[EJ]

On 2004-05-18 18:18, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-05-18 17:27, Eclair wrote:
ummmmm
a stalker
yay?

well as long as he don't steal

*takes back thong*



I suppose that you'll be fine as long as he doesn't get ahold of a picture like this!

http://www.geocities.com/ted2023/sign.txt


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Now that's a pro Stalker http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Sef]

Lol, I like how he's a pro stalker and would carry around a sign like that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[MrLostman]

I wasnt supposted to say but Ted sent it to me in a PM.

[Kuea]

maybe I should change my name to Eclair.exe
then I am a differant eclair from on your sign

[MrLostman]

On 2004-05-19 12:44, Eclair wrote:
maybe I should change my name to Eclair.exe
then I am a differant eclair from on your sign


Well, tehres always, photoshop and paint!

[Kuea]

On 2004-05-19 12:48, MrLostman wrote:


On 2004-05-19 12:44, Eclair wrote:
maybe I should change my name to Eclair.exe
then I am a differant eclair from on your sign


Well, tehres always, photoshop and paint!


try making it look good on that small thing