Can androids get drunk?

[Danger_Girl]

This is a serious question. If you can't it explains why most of you act so stuffy all the time. Anyway I've got this pub, and I've noticed I get occasional Hucast customers. They sit at the bar and order drinks. I wasn't even aware it was possible. I've seen it though! An android sitting at mah bar, downing a long island ice tea!
Now that I think of it, his (or it's) speech got a little slured. I think that android got buzzed!

Anyway just curious if any of you androids out there ever down a few once in a while. If you want to come to my pub, all androids are welcome. Just click the link below my sig. Stop on in so I can prove for myself that androids can get drunk.

[Spy]

Hah, the androids around here? Most of them can't even hold a decent conversation, let alone a decent drink. Even if Androids could intake fluids, which they can't due to a lack of a mouth, they would pass out after the tinniest sip, so these hucasts you mention are obviously faking it, trying to look cool. Maybe some android out there can prove me wrong, but no android could even outdrink a newman with the old Irish genes you have http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Omege12]

HEY! I already look cool, I was just trying to..err fit in...

[Danger_Girl]

Ya I saw you Omega!!! Spy, he had a lid he flipped open on his head and poured the drink in it. He looked buzzed to me. I swear!

Oh Spy, by the way, how did my juke box explode? Last thing I remember I had a gun to your head and you were cleaning up the broken glass behind the bar. Next thing I remember, my juke box has exploded, my bar is on fire, and you are nowhere to be seen.

Thanks for cleaning up that glass sweetie http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif.

[Omege12]

I really like my sig..It's really nice..

Oh well, mabey I should ride dogs in parades. Or stuff Llama's with balloons. Or get "sleep". Ahhh slllleeeeeppp

[Spy]

You forgot what we did?

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

I musta've worn you out pretty bad.

Anyways, open your computer, pour any type of liquid into it, and I gaurantee you it will go whack-bang-kazoom, right to the moon! Then try it on your Dreamcast, PS2, and TV. Electronics and liquids don't mix.

Bleh, when you crashed you dropped your gun and it let out a stray shot, hitting your precious juke-box. I covered ya up with my trenchcoat, and left, oblivious to the fact that your place was on fire. Sorry http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

[Danger_Girl]

Eh? You mean you're not supposed to pour beer into you're computer? Are you sure? Mine seems to like it. I did buy my computer in Wisconsin after all, and you know how we like our beer. Then again, that may explain why these boards load so slow.

Your average android is slightly more advanced than my lil comp. Remember Data on Star Trek? He drank all the time! Plus look at Omega's post above yours. You mean to tell me thats the work of a sober mind????

*sob* oh I can't believe my poor juke box! It was just like the one from Happy Days. Damn, thats what I get for holding a gun to your head instead of a knife.
Sorry about your trench coat Spy. I used it to beat out the fire http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif.

[Spy]

Omega, and I say this with all due respect, hasn't quite been sober, it's a defect that affected all androids produced in his assembly batch. On top of that, most androids arent quiet all "there" anyways, if ya catch my drift.

I'm sorry to hear about your juke-box, it had a couple catchy tunes on it. http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_frown.gif

Truth be told, I was more afraid of my trenchcoat being used as a barf-rag since you did drink a tad much that evening, and I'm glad to hear that it went down assisting you http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

[Danger_Girl]

http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif I thought you would be mad at me. Ya it helped out quite a bit. Oh I would never use your trench coat for a barf rag. I already have something I use for that. Remember that apron you were wearing? I probabily should have said something about that http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif.

I think a little booze would do alot of good for the andriod community. After all alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Just look at all the fine things it has done for the human community.

Just a quick aside here......I had a bowl of Rice Crispys this morning. I was very offended by the depiction of the three newmen on the box. I've already sent several angry letters to Kellogs. They did manage to get the clothes right though........

[Spy]

Ah, man made androids. God hates it when man plays god. Therefore androids will never be able to tolerate alcohol.

I'm going to ignore the aapron comment. I need to be able to feel clean at least once in a while.

With all due respect, Kellogs is right-on. Just because they want to make a statement the victimized newmen want to throw a fit of how it makes a mockery of you. Grow up. Are you on that cerial box? Nope! The newman on there we're well compensated for making fools of themselves, and you have nothing to fear.

BTW, I picked up a couple of pieces of clothing that I know I will enjoy and I hope that you will http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif

[Omege12]

What cha talkin' aboot? I'm not a nickel short of a dollar, I got all my nuts and bolts. But there was that one time, I don't remeber it much, but it involved a saber, a booma, and lots and lots of beer. *gulp*

[Deathkiller]

Im actually RA Cyborg inside an RA Cast armored hull and I dont drink but ill come down thar just to be freindly http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif

[Danger_Girl]

Spy that is such a typical arrogant human attitude. Your kind is lucky. At least you can fool yourselves into believeing a higher power made you. In my case I see my creators every time I walk down the street. And lemme tell you, I'm not very impressed.

You got some new clothes? For me Spy? http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_wink.gif.
I hope they are like the things that Hannable Lector wore in Silence of the Lambs. You know the one with the mask and the straps and stuff. That would be so cute. I would stand you in the corner of my pub like one of those wooden cigar indianshttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif.

Hey Deathkiller, thanks for droping by mah pub! Everyone is welcomehttp://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_smile.gif. Just click on the link below my sig.

[Spy]

Hate to break it to ya DG, but humans created newmen in our own image. I'm sorry to hear that you aren't impressed with my kind, but then again, I am rarely impressed by my kind. I guess you can't say that all round-ears are stupid. =P

Hannibal Ector clothes? Bleh, that's so early 90's http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/icon_razz.gif Actually I got us matching trenchcoats and ammo bandoliers(sp), was supposed to be a surprise, but oh well.

[gideon]

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[gideon]

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