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FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 07:24 AM
Ok, so I was at the mall with my sister, just walking around, when I got a severe stomachache.

As I sat down on the bench, Callie (sister) kept urging me to get up, "It'll be fine."

So, I do, but what really sets me off is that we walk right past the Bath and Body Works Store, which equals smells of shamppo, body wash, soaps, it's very overwhelming. And then:


I puke! Into my mouth I hold it, and I'm frantically looking around for a trash can, but all I spot is one of those mall trees that are in those mulch pots and start heaving and throwing up really hard.

Meanwhile, Callie doesn't know what the hell I'm doing until she catches a glimpse of that nasty puce colored liquid.

So, as I'm literally emptying everything in my stomach, a nice family of 5 walks by.

One of the kids nudges me on the back to see what I'm doing, and I jumped, because I wasn't expecting that, and in turn, get rotten Ravioli all over my new shirt.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif And my stomach still hurts. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

DarthFomar
May 21, 2004, 07:27 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

That must have been completely embarrasing?!

Drink some milk or something to get that taste out of your mouth *if it's still there*. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 07:32 AM
On 2004-05-21 05:27, DarthFomar wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

That must have been completely embarrasing?!

Drink some milk or something to get that taste out of your mouth *if it's still there*. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sef
May 21, 2004, 08:16 AM
Aw. Stomach aches hurt and throwing up hurts more. Get better!

Although if I were there and saw that happen, I'd have a grin on my face.



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FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 08:39 AM
On 2004-05-21 06:16, Sef wrote:
Aw. Stomach aches hurt and throwing up hurts more. Get better!

Although if I were there and saw that happen, I'd have a grin on my face.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sef on 2004-05-21 06:17 ]</font>


*throws up on sef*

Sef
May 21, 2004, 08:49 AM
*...Grins*

D'oh!

Armok
May 21, 2004, 08:52 AM
You think thats bad try throwing up into you month holding it then having to reswallow it otherwise pay for a persons brand new carpet. Thats bad

FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 08:52 AM
On 2004-05-21 06:49, Sef wrote:
*...Grins*

D'oh!




http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Sef
May 21, 2004, 08:53 AM
Did your throat burn, Ant Lord?

FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 08:58 AM
trust me, it BURNS sef. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sef
May 21, 2004, 09:00 AM
Well yeah...But I mean it must have majorly sucked to swallow it...

I thrown up in my day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Infact I had a tiny bit of the stuff pop up...swallow it back though. Nasty taste in mouth so I fell asleep on the couch.

FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 09:13 AM
On 2004-05-21 07:00, Sef wrote:
Well yeah...But I mean it must have majorly sucked to swallow it...

I thrown up in my day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Infact I had a tiny bit of the stuff pop up...swallow it back though. Nasty taste in mouth so I fell asleep on the couch.



Congratulations!
>Sef

Armok
May 21, 2004, 09:23 AM
Nasty taste.

Prob the second worst taste after ear wax.

Noobliterator
May 21, 2004, 09:24 AM
wow I'm sorry
hope you feel better

Bradicus
May 21, 2004, 10:24 AM
I laugh at your misfortune

Ha!

Sef
May 21, 2004, 11:24 AM
On 2004-05-21 08:24, Bradicus wrote:
I laugh at your mixfortune

Ha!



I don't know why I did. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

navci
May 21, 2004, 01:20 PM
Hm, are you okay? did you eat anything funny? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
May 21, 2004, 01:32 PM
Heh... You should see a Diabetic who hasn't had insulin in their system for a few days...

I remember this one time...

My insulin pump wasn't delivering insulin for a while, and I didn't know it.

I was unable to do much for a week... Bedridden.

The first day of that was the worst, though.

I was craving water, but couldn't hold it down.

Anything I consumed, immediately came back up.

My stomach basically got cleaned out. Wash, rinse, repeat. Many many times. Eventually just had a five-gallon bucket by my bed, so I wouldn't have to jump up and run to the bathroom.

When that was all over, I finally just kinda slept for two days, until all of the pain went away.

I lost a notable amount of muscle mass out of that; all of a sudden, it was kinda hard to walk up the stairs to my apartment. Didn't take long to get back up to speed, though.

FOAtHeart
May 21, 2004, 01:37 PM
On 2004-05-21 11:20, navi wrote:
Hm, are you okay? did you eat anything funny? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif



it was the school's rotten ravioli. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

@Meira-

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Mixfortune
May 21, 2004, 01:44 PM
On 2004-05-21 09:24, Sef wrote:


On 2004-05-21 08:24, Bradicus wrote:
I laugh at your mixfortune

Ha!



I don't know why I did. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



No that is just misfortune, not mixfortune.
I could give you my made up meaning, but it wouldn't solve any world problems now would it?

doubletake123
May 21, 2004, 03:01 PM
ooooooo that sux but i think i would also have a grin on my face also.

Outrider
May 21, 2004, 03:07 PM
FO, I think you should stage a raid on the school cafeteria to prevent further sickness.

HUnewearl_Meira
May 21, 2004, 03:46 PM
On 2004-05-21 13:01, doubletake123 wrote:
ooooooo that sux but i think i would also have a grin on my face also.



You wouldn't happen to do a double-take, would you?

Outrider
May 21, 2004, 05:33 PM
On 2004-05-21 13:46, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-05-21 13:01, doubletake123 wrote:
ooooooo that sux but i think i would also have a grin on my face also.



You wouldn't happen to do a double-take, would you?



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