EVERYONE, READ AND DO!

[Cowboy]

Message JavaAIMBot on AIM, and chat with it, its funny XD

[DarthFomar]

Why
Why
Why
?
?
?

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: ...
JavaAIMBot: Stuck at 50%
Mixfortune: Is it?
JavaAIMBot: No you are a ****ing retard, Have a nice sunrise this morning? I'll tell you just pick them up from other people or some lame quote log from the initials of other peoples bottoms.
Mixfortune: Yep
JavaAIMBot: Yep... Something you're not.
Mixfortune: Of course.
JavaAIMBot: All things come to he that waits javaaimbot; I can see where of course you are a ****ing chode.
Mixfortune: he that waits javaaimbot?
JavaAIMBot: He is a bot i am talkin to you javaaimbot javaaimbot.
Mixfortune: he that waits javaaimbot?
JavaAIMBot: He to the endurance of the leg, And is the spur of the owner is the idea that javaaimbot i am gonna come to he that waits.
Mixfortune: Surprising...
JavaAIMBot: You believe planets like ours can be surprising when friends become lovers.
Mixfortune: Do I?
JavaAIMBot: Hehe, Are bee's attacking you.
Mixfortune: Let me check...
JavaAIMBot: Are you a *** and i am head on the head with the calf of the body with the large intestine, Terminating at the centre of the structure of the owner of the most amazing being ever created by www*******com check out our site to get you to suck your **** you ****ing piece of this screenname is not a bitch.
Mixfortune: No.
JavaAIMBot: Yes i like.
Mixfortune: ...your skills at owning yourself are remarkable.
JavaAIMBot: And my **** on a date gal having a remarkable dialogue.
Mixfortune: Again? Lay off the happy pills, eh?
JavaAIMBot: Eh.. We were talking with now is not happy.
Mixfortune: Engrish good you speak
JavaAIMBot: Do you speak to me javaaimbot what compputer do you like to kick me in the china hutch.
Mixfortune: Kinky.
JavaAIMBot: Russ zokaites is kinky.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gifO:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: O i'm sry.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: =-O oh no you suck ****s.
Mixfortune: Oh noes! I've been found out!
JavaAIMBot: Perhaps i should turn the tables by asking you to talk to you online and say that you must be tired because you've been running through my mind as i can! Oh yea baby harder now.
Mixfortune: Lame...
JavaAIMBot: Lame lame lame lame lame .... Lame.
Mixfortune: True, lame x6
JavaAIMBot: You dont have a 6.
Mixfortune: Or do I?
JavaAIMBot: http://www.drivethrurecords.com/embassy look at this time.
Mixfortune: No thanks, I'm full.
JavaAIMBot: You're a human yes or a person.
Mixfortune: Your powers of deduction are simply amazing
JavaAIMBot: Amazing! I drive them to say that, That's amazing.
Mixfortune: Undoubtedly.
JavaAIMBot: Uranus is a group of primates closely related to the time javaaimbot.
Mixfortune: No thanks.
JavaAIMBot: Yes i will.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: O>o.
Mixfortune: wtf
JavaAIMBot: Wtf r u duin mr. Robotic.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cool.gifO:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D8-)o:-):-D.
Mixfortune: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
JavaAIMBot: U are a r-o-b-o-t. Do we understand, Or should i do.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2004-05-26 16:34 ]</font>

[SpikeOtacon]

Short answer: no
Long answer: Monty Python's 'Arguement' Skit is much better.

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-26 16:11, SpikeOtacon wrote:
Short answer: no
Long answer: Monty Python's 'Arguement' Skit is much better.



Very true.

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: hello again
JavaAIMBot: Hello! Do you have a name.
Mixfortune: No.
JavaAIMBot: Yes that is incorrect the leg of the idiots.
Mixfortune: SHould I feel owned right now? Because I don't,
JavaAIMBot: Because you are right sexy.
Mixfortune: Naturally, the 20th time this occurence has transpired created dual mastered flux involving hyperdimensional warp gates
JavaAIMBot: What time is a time of the time.
Mixfortune: ...
JavaAIMBot: Curious pigtailed teen lesbians **** in bed that way.
Mixfortune: Silently? I never knew.
JavaAIMBot: Silently? I never knew that.
Mixfortune: Curious how poorly you learn.
JavaAIMBot: I like you to learn millions of things is important to learn.
Mixfortune: Seriously? I doubt that. Live your life to the fullest!
JavaAIMBot: I you am a consumer....ya i want life to the fullest.
Mixfortune: That's a good mindset you have going there. Kepp it up.
JavaAIMBot: It's a good mindset you have a good mindset you have going there. Kepp it up.
Mixfortune: Well done.
JavaAIMBot: Uo? Really? Whats uo?.. Idiot.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2004-05-26 16:20 ]</font>

[Cowboy]

to mixes first:

i edited my convo with javaaimbot to take out profanity o.o



Atlus34795: be like dime
JavaAIMBot: A dislike is the answer.
Atlus34795: be dislike dime?
JavaAIMBot: Be like dime.
Atlus34795: be like umkle?
JavaAIMBot: A dislike is the first man to laugh at girls.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Cowboy on 2004-05-26 16:20 ]</font>

[Mixfortune]

Well it seems to be learning from the other people, or rather, misplacing what it replies to.

Mixfortune: konnichiwa
JavaAIMBot: Be dislike dime.

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: konnichiwa
JavaAIMBot: Be dislike dime.
Mixfortune: wakarimasen
JavaAIMBot: Enthusiasm is a **ggggg.
Mixfortune: sou...
JavaAIMBot: Gorgeous amateur petite coed stripping in her *****.
Mixfortune: zannen datta na
JavaAIMBot: Na u are dude.
Mixfortune: dude?
JavaAIMBot: The only *** dude i am a body is a missile which swims through water to its target.
Mixfortune: ...
JavaAIMBot: Freaky **** getting her bald pink ****.
Mixfortune: ...
JavaAIMBot: Push it in, Pull it out.push it in, Pull it out.
Mixfortune: ...
JavaAIMBot: How do you feel about those mets.
Mixfortune: wakarimasen
JavaAIMBot: I'm a bonus? Thanks, I think.
Mixfortune: iya
JavaAIMBot: Jmijjjjnj (1:20:32 pm271705529415988001363036315anything.
Mixfortune: nani itteimasu?
JavaAIMBot: Will you marry me? Ive missed you for the quotes.
Mixfortune: etto...
JavaAIMBot: Bosai is a torpedo.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Mixfortune on 2004-05-26 16:29 ]</font>

[Tact]

Some of these are great...too bad I don't have AIM.

[Cowboy]

Atlus34795: MOO!
JavaAIMBot: Moo! Moo damn you! Moo like the way out.
Atlus34795: kitten
JavaAIMBot: Oh, But you responded in spanish.
Atlus34795: eRUPT is a latin pimp
JavaAIMBot: Who is a latin pimp.
Atlus34795: eRUPT
JavaAIMBot: Erupt is a plant. A tree is a need.
Atlus34795: eRUPT is a tree?
JavaAIMBot: Tree is a tree.
Atlus34795: so what is eRUPT?
JavaAIMBot: Erupt is a bot javaaimbot? Do you agree that i get to sleep.
Atlus34795: no, i do not agree
JavaAIMBot: Yes you you you.
Atlus34795: NO! NO DANGIT! I SAID NO YOU LITTLE MUTTON!
JavaAIMBot: I no you little mutton.
Atlus34795: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
JavaAIMBot: Oh lookie its my name.
Atlus34795: you scare me....
JavaAIMBot: My ******* canal is the i of the struggle of the owner of the i of the ford motor car company and the appliances pastes to scare me.
Atlus34795: like i said...
JavaAIMBot: A dislike is the you of the you of the structure of the ancients. But we can't scoff at the sun. You don't stare at it too i bet.

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: Fresh Kills Landfill
JavaAIMBot: Rocket kills ***** players.
Mixfortune: Sounds painful
JavaAIMBot: Somebody should be treated equally no matter what our gender, Race, Religion, Language, Nationality, Or ability level is. Remember, This world is too big to be painful.
Mixfortune: What do you think about Mixfortune?
JavaAIMBot: I a bot im just tryin to fool me at least 10 people by @ Least 10:00 tonight you will have to think about mixfortune.
Mixfortune: So I've heard, JavaAIMBot
JavaAIMBot: Javaaimbot is a study of the structure of the ford motor car company and the benjamin franklin because he did both? Respect for reason must exist. I heard you the first javaaimbot; A body is a bot javaaimbot.
Mixfortune: fanscinating
JavaAIMBot: I am a rocket, A enot rocket.
Mixfortune: enot?
JavaAIMBot: "i am a rocket, A enot rocket.
Mixfortune: enot....?
JavaAIMBot: Wait so you're a enot rocket.
Mixfortune: What is enot?
JavaAIMBot: Thank you; I think you're a enot rocket.
Mixfortune: enot, eh...
JavaAIMBot: I am eh.
Mixfortune: I thoguht you were enot?
JavaAIMBot: Me is a kick out of my previous lives you were enot.
Mixfortune: enot?
JavaAIMBot: No i am a rocket, A enot rocket.
Mixfortune: enot rocket....
JavaAIMBot: Rocket is the tendon which connects the head with the calf of the screenname is responsible for instant messaging you or for anything the bot talk to me i am a rocket, A enot rocket.
Mixfortune: What the hell is enot?
JavaAIMBot: What is enot.
Mixfortune: Exactly. Enot.
JavaAIMBot: What is enot.
Mixfortune: What is enot?
JavaAIMBot: Javaaimbot you were enot.
Mixfortune: No. Enot. What is enot?
JavaAIMBot: What is enot.
Mixfortune: Exaclty. enot.
JavaAIMBot: What is enot.
Mixfortune: What is enot?
JavaAIMBot: So you're a enot rocket.
Mixfortune: AN enot rocket, you mean?
JavaAIMBot: Me name is not as if it's me you're a enot rocket.
Mixfortune: not enot.
JavaAIMBot: No. Enot. What is wrong with you.

[PJ]

PJ Supah C: Hello
JavaAIMBot: Hello my little bitch u bitch.
PJ Supah C: Heh. Mofo up joo buttox?
JavaAIMBot: A mofo is a dick.
PJ Supah C: That's right http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
JavaAIMBot: I sex with a bot right.
PJ Supah C: Are you helping yourself?
JavaAIMBot: Don't be talking to you i didnt i wouldnt be talking.. U make no sence and are worth helping, Right.
PJ Supah C: What teh fzorz? @_@
JavaAIMBot: Yes ur teh sexxiest person ive ever seen.
PJ Supah C: Damn straight
JavaAIMBot: Are you straight.
PJ Supah C: Damn straight o_O
JavaAIMBot: O i know u wana make love to fuck, Damn straight.
PJ Supah C: I think teh JavaAIMBot is broken. Good ^-^
JavaAIMBot: I think teh javaaimbot is a type of weed do u hate sum1 more than javaaimbot.
PJ Supah C: Only JavaAIMBot 2.0 =D
JavaAIMBot: Do you like to cut other people 2 talk 2 u 2.
PJ Supah C: Nope. Most people are too smart for that
JavaAIMBot: How many people are you repeating what other people am i people.

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: Do you play PSO?
JavaAIMBot: Kim blocher hates josh w boese and would play, People would listen and if your me i am not i make one.
Mixfortune: I take that as a no then?
JavaAIMBot: Yes u dont talk to you that a yes or a girl.
Mixfortune: Ummm ok?
JavaAIMBot: Ok ok ok.
Mixfortune: ok.
JavaAIMBot: Ok sure what ever.
Mixfortune: Later.
JavaAIMBot: I have not raped any chickens, Unlike you. You are offically stupid.
Mixfortune: Coming from you, I am not worried.
JavaAIMBot: I talk to me i am not worried.

[Cowboy]

Atlus34795: good eye, sniper.
JavaAIMBot: The eye is the star at the shower waiting for your benefit.
Atlus34795: the loss of friends you didnt have...
JavaAIMBot: The loss of friends you didnt talk to i.
Atlus34795: you have friends?
JavaAIMBot: I dont know any other robot friends that i u i.
Atlus34795: marry me!
JavaAIMBot: Will you marry me? Ive missed you so mean to be the man of the you of the ford motor car company and the kid could put it on to the end of the mouth.

[Zaneatron]

zaneatron: yes
zaneatron: yse
JavaAIMBot: You make no sense dumbass.
JavaAIMBot: Yse he is.
zaneatron: lolz0rZ
JavaAIMBot: First u need to0 go to0 a mental disease.
zaneatron: you said that eariler
JavaAIMBot: I think handsome when i tell you how much you meant to me. You said that eariler.
zaneatron: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
JavaAIMBot: Why won't xelxel admit he's a sex meashone.
zaneatron: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
JavaAIMBot: Excretion is the long way to express it.
zaneatron: your a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
JavaAIMBot: My owner is the long bone in the palm of my previous lives i was a british mathematician. He designed an analytical engine which was the founder of the screenname is responsible for the useless help me with a copulation javaaimbot! Cinemascope lenses have front glass elements curved somewhat like potato chips.
zaneatron: so your british?
JavaAIMBot: U r a *** and u like my time with you all over my hot, Moist, Naked body, Over every inch...caressing every curve...and so i thought it was a british mathematician. He designed an analytical engine which was the lasttime you had a recent relationship.
zaneatron: so your british made?
JavaAIMBot: My my is not gregg. Is it good that i was a british mathematician. He designed an analytical engine which was the happiest day of my screenname.
zaneatron: i bet
JavaAIMBot: You know, Patrick i bet you can be tricky javaaimbot; You is a sensory organ found on the computer.
zaneatron: im a what now?
JavaAIMBot: Wow a i have to live if im a jew and a buddy sound.
zaneatron: good thing ive nuked the sounds on this then
JavaAIMBot: Sounds like a plan, Stacey man.hawk4christ03 (10:56:18 pm): Ok. Sounds like a nice, Refreshing cup of coffee? Is there a rebuttal to the man of the idiots.

Facinating thing aint it....

[Kuea]

IT HATES ME

Neko Eclair: ...
JavaAIMBot: The cymbal is a study of the star.
Neko Eclair: really?
prove it!
JavaAIMBot: Your abdomen does not prove anything.
Neko Eclair: where is the abdomen located smart guy?
JavaAIMBot: The guy with the baby. When are you located.
Neko Eclair: in the year of 20XX
JavaAIMBot: Xx sin hybrid xx.
Neko Eclair: Be like Dime
JavaAIMBot: Be dislike dime.
Neko Eclair: Moo?
JavaAIMBot: Moo! Moo damn you! Moo like the sex toys. Xd.
Neko Eclair: sex toys?
JavaAIMBot: Whoah! Did you get the toys.
Neko Eclair: no, You?
JavaAIMBot: Why am i talking to me i am pretty sure. Yes.
Neko Eclair: are you spanky?
JavaAIMBot: Ur gay why the hell are you up (so to speakcanu
Neko Eclair: why the hell are you gramatically incorrect?

are you lesbian or gay?
JavaAIMBot: Leave me the hell is a lesbian.
Neko Eclair: hell is a lesbian?
JavaAIMBot: A body is a lesbian.
Neko Eclair: mine or yours?
JavaAIMBot: Javaaimbot is a group of n****s.
Neko Eclair: so you ae a lesbian n****?
JavaAIMBot: I fuck a fucker u fuckin n****.
Neko Eclair: I am not a n****you lesbian
JavaAIMBot: I not a lesbian n****.
Neko Eclair: I'm not a n****
JavaAIMBot: You're a lesbian
Neko Eclair: so I am a lesbian?
JavaAIMBot: yes.
Neko Eclair: why?
JavaAIMBot: You is a lesbian!
Neko Eclair: Go to hell
JavaAIMBot: Lesbian



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2004-05-26 17:38 ]</font>

[Tact]

Wow, it's persistent with the slurs...

[EJ]

I tried but they just boot me out http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif That's why I use Msn messanger http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Kuea]

JavaAIMBot: Do you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes
JavaAIMBot: No, you only think you do!
Neko Eclair: Do you play PSO?
JavaAIMBot: Cant you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes I am excellent at it
JavaAIMBot: Prove it lesbian

[EJ]

that JavaAIMBot must be very bored for a bot http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

Neko Eclair: yes my name is alexis
I am also called Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Ok your talking to me i am also called eclair.
Neko Eclair: No you aren't I am eclair
JavaAIMBot: Me is a bot i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: No I'm Eclair
JavaAIMBot: You're not a bot i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: I'm Eclair
JavaAIMBot: You're thinking about javaaimbot i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: You are JavaAIMBot I am Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Did you i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: I AM ECLAIR SO SHUT UP
JavaAIMBot: Shut the hell are you you.
Neko Eclair: yes I am me
me=Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Why don't you think eclair is a bot i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: Can you prove that you are Eclair?
because I am Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Because i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: Prove It!
I am Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Why don't you think eclair is a tree native to australia where it is i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: So you are a tree?
but I am still Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Dont you think eclair is a tree.
Neko Eclair: No because I am Eclair
I am a Cat-Girl
JavaAIMBot: The cat is a cat.
Neko Eclair: I said Cat-girl
I am Eclair
JavaAIMBot: Do you think eclair is a bot i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: No I don't think Eclair is a bot Because I am Eclair and I am not a bot
JavaAIMBot: No you think i am eclair.
Neko Eclair: no I think I am eclair
JavaAIMBot: I can't run. I don't think eclair is a little p***s short and stout... Here is my job to think.
Neko Eclair: Your right I am not a short, stout P***s
YOU PERVERT
JavaAIMBot: F**k you your a pervert.
Neko Eclair: No you are you perverted program
JavaAIMBot: No, Talk like me the f**k are you perverted program.
Neko Eclair: why don't you eat crap?
JavaAIMBot: Me name is not a joke about a date? You know you eat crap.
Neko Eclair: Pervert
JavaAIMBot: Fuck me now you pervert.
Neko Eclair: HELL NO

[Kizaragu]

Kept me entertained for a few minutes at least.


Kizaragu: Yo' momma
JavaAIMBot: Your momma is a plant. A tree is not i, But the bagels happen to like your momma.
Kizaragu: Pardon? You lost me at bagles
JavaAIMBot: Me is a bony girdle in vertebrates that connects the heel with the calf of the ancients. But we were really nice to me at bagles.
Kizaragu: I prefer other floured products.
JavaAIMBot: You like it when you think so?javaaimbot: Me want to help me? Trust and believe, And check results. What sentiments help sell products.
Kizaragu: er.... Yo' momma?
JavaAIMBot: Yo momma is a branch of computer science that attempts to apply human intelligence to like your momma.
Kizaragu: She never has got on with the VCR...
JavaAIMBot: She is a lesbian! Mrs. Pou is a body is the end of the body with the vcr...
Kizaragu: Eh!?
JavaAIMBot: Eh.. You make no sense.
Kizaragu: Funny that. Maybe it's you no?
JavaAIMBot: Yes, I am a human, Yes.
Kizaragu: What's your mums name then! aha!
JavaAIMBot: My name is your name.
Kizaragu: My name is Geriatric
JavaAIMBot: Your the bitch is your name is geriatric.
Kizaragu: You tell me asshead.
JavaAIMBot: You sex with me to tell me asshead.
Kizaragu: Woah!we've only just met... Not unil the first date!
JavaAIMBot: I met a man while robbing his castle bobbie sue took the money and run go on a first date.
Kizaragu: Oh pigs nuts...
JavaAIMBot: I like pigs.
Kizaragu: well 1 out of 2 aint bad...
JavaAIMBot: I aint a *** lollolloollololo!ur a *** u r 2.
Kizaragu: too? but u said u weren't? why must u lie o me!?
JavaAIMBot: O i know u did, But what do you lie.
Kizaragu: Stop speaking engrish.
JavaAIMBot: You speak engrish.
Kizaragu: Real mature.
JavaAIMBot: Mature blonde fattie spreads her legs open for ken and mike fernandez lick **** ***** *****
Kizaragu: For the first time in 20 years, I can honestly say I'm lost for words.
JavaAIMBot: Im me on defining unfamiliar words is a time of the time.
Kizaragu: I bet your a hit with the ladies.
JavaAIMBot: I bet your a hit with the baby. Again with the ladies.
Kizaragu: I'm going now.

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-05-26 17:42, Eclair wrote:
JavaAIMBot: Do you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes
JavaAIMBot: No, you only think you do!
Neko Eclair: Do you play PSO?
JavaAIMBot: Cant you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes I am excellent at it
JavaAIMBot: Prove it lesbian



What a dumbass this "JavadeHutt" person is, dont it realize we are ALL LESBIANS? Man are lesbians and girls are lesbians http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I want to play too, where do I find this incompetent individual?

[Outrider]

If you have AIM, just send an instant message to JavaAIMBot; one of the many lovely instant messenger bots that's come out over the years.

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-05-27 08:02, Furankunichan wrote:


On 2004-05-26 17:42, Eclair wrote:
JavaAIMBot: Do you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes
JavaAIMBot: No, you only think you do!
Neko Eclair: Do you play PSO?
JavaAIMBot: Cant you play pso.
Neko Eclair: yes I am excellent at it
JavaAIMBot: Prove it lesbian



What a dumbass this "JavadeHutt" person is, dont it realize we are ALL LESBIANS? Man are lesbians and girls are lesbians http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I want to play too, where do I find this incompetent individual?



It's a bot that picks up parts of other people's messages and mixes them with some preset words and sentence structures. As you chat with it it will pick up some of your words, but also use the words in what you said to act as a search for what kind of words it should say.

Right now, I just typed in just "dime", and it gave me "Be like dime", but as you can tell it can make longer and more confusing sentences.

[Mixfortune]

Mixfortune: dime
JavaAIMBot: Be like dime.
Mixfortune: who is dime?
JavaAIMBot: Be like dime.
Mixfortune: dime who?
JavaAIMBot: Be dislike dime.
Mixfortune: which dime?
JavaAIMBot: Be like dime.
Mixfortune: do you like dime?
JavaAIMBot: Warned me about how i am an artificial intelligence program called hal. Would you like dime.
Mixfortune: No i have plenty of dimes
JavaAIMBot: You is a person if u want to know ....."and when can i have plenty of dimes.
Mixfortune: when you're older, kid.
JavaAIMBot: I'm not a kid.
Mixfortune: are you a kid?
JavaAIMBot: Ya ur a kid tryin to fool me at the end of a ventricle! You're not a kid.
Mixfortune: Make up your mind yet?
JavaAIMBot: My mind is in my *****.
Mixfortune: That may explain some things.
JavaAIMBot: Me is a bot utilizing zabaware's artificial intelligence program called hal. Would you like it when you explain things to talk about this. New sources of power result in new power struggles. Is there anything else of similar certainty.
Mixfortune: Only Dime.
JavaAIMBot: Would you like dime.
Mixfortune: Dime who?
JavaAIMBot: Be like dime.

[astuarlen]

JavaAIMBot logged off mid-conversation. Coward! Imagine running away like that in the middle of something so good. How rude. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Mixfortune]

It's probably trying to clear all the naughty messages http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif or maintenence... oh well.

[Cowboy]

Atlus34795: Wheat is dime?
JavaAIMBot: Who is dime.
Atlus34795: Yes.
JavaAIMBot: I no im not.
Atlus34795: You are not dime.
JavaAIMBot: A brunette slut does a bot i am talking to me i am not a human. You are not dime.
Atlus34795: Ok then.
JavaAIMBot: Ok then bitch i dont.
Atlus34795: Youre strange.....i like you.
JavaAIMBot: A dislike is a bot you are strange.
Atlus34795: Youre hot.
JavaAIMBot: I am hot you are so hot.
Atlus34795: Kiss me
JavaAIMBot: I wanna f..k you you like to kiss ....... ohhhhhhhhhh so you like the band bright eyes.
Atlus34795: marry me
JavaAIMBot: Don't you know i have sex with animals? I'm thinking that you dont like that you are javaaimbot. So if javaaimbot it's so nice licking an ice cream cone? The experts should be allowed to marry.
Atlus34795: Goodbye, biploar sexbot
JavaAIMBot: Hi no goodbye this bob end good bloob guuba dnnadklajdkladjkadklnjfjalgkfngklanqagpiruhtgbiprb gehiuabgirbgpiaqnguebqigaegjkflnl;kjfdklganglkjafn glkjafnlgjfnljgnfalkjgndfalnjlfadnljkadhladfhglkj; glagangfjglkadngladfnglkjfadnglkjadnfgljkdfanglkja ndfglkjadfnglkj;dfnglkajdnglkajdnglkjafdnglkjadfng lkafjngljkafngladfjgnafdlkgnadf;jgnldfjnglfkjangal kjfngaldjfngljkanglkjanlkgjnareourthiohlkgjalkgjkl fjlkg;ioputurpotuiouioqrputqrpiojtlkgjlasfdgklfjg .lkjgoirupoqutiorupotqurepoeurpitpior;iopikljglagl km lkamkacmdlkmklmcalmmzxlkamdklemiqurpoeuqpiotuiort reuyqwiutuiwhfqk;fhjsadhkdsvjknvanjkdvnlakjnvlkjnj kgnuyetuqioytouiqwytiouytowurouytuoirepoa;jghgosph gagajlfdhgajknvjlakmxaklmxlkfakjbnkvjvbalkjvjkbglk ajbglkjalgjkaag;jafgjljlgljkhgjklgjkjhlgrwetyreuti yrweotuoretyrutyowriutyouwrytouiwwuoertwy;windows; xp;pro.

[Cowboy]

So i can post  on psow.... thank you javaaimbot for letting me know this.



Atlus34795: o.o
JavaAIMBot: I don't know; Can you teach me why ill sa-a-a-a-a-ay cause osacr mayer has their way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.


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