Please, think of the kittens ... [Archive]

AynRand

03-09-2002, 02:40 PM

Curuious, I am attempting to find a logical explanation as why God would terminate the live of a kitten for each time a person would maturbate.
Perhaps..kitten refers to a pussy showing that each time a hand is used instead of someones pussy a kitten dies to reflect the evil masturbation act.

ImStillBetterThanU

03-09-2002, 03:14 PM

On 2002-03-09 11:37, watashiwa wrote:
http://www.pioneer2.net/godkills.jpg

...Oh my god.....that sux...

I'm suprised cats aren't extinct......

TiaEH

03-09-2002, 03:46 PM

*Responsible for an entire kitty holocaust*

ITO

03-09-2002, 04:18 PM

Oh no, I have caused millions of deaths! >_<

Sorry Kittens, I did not know. I am going to try to control myself from now on.

Keyword: Try o.O

squeak

03-09-2002, 04:24 PM

no silly cats have 9 lives so you can go on and do it 7 more times lol

TiaEH

03-09-2002, 04:37 PM

On 2002-03-09 14:24, squeak wrote:
no silly cats have 9 lives so you can go on and do it 7 more times lol

Hey, now that's what I call putting logic to good use.

merlin

03-09-2002, 05:19 PM

Okay, Wata....WHERE did you get that photo? That's almost a Hallmark moment.

I think that AynRand hit the logic on the head. =)

ABDUR101

03-09-2002, 05:29 PM

...
*points to everyone in thread*
You killed Kitty! You Bastards!

-_-
*points to self*
I killed Kitty! You Bastard!

...damnit, now thats going to be in my head everytime I do the deed.

Guile

03-09-2002, 06:11 PM

Everyone go cut off your hands right now!!!

get your hand out your pants abdur!!

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TiaEH

03-09-2002, 06:28 PM

Who needs hands? :P

watashiwa

03-09-2002, 06:30 PM

On 2002-03-09 16:28, TiaEH wrote:
Who needs hands? :P

Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with. I, uh, treasure my hands ... O_o;; They often help me release, erm, built up stress, etc,. :o

TiaEH

03-09-2002, 06:32 PM

I think I speak for everyone when I say that was a little too much information, Mr. watashiwa.

watashiwa

03-09-2002, 06:37 PM

I'm just expressing my need for my hands. I don't think there's anything wrong with that! :D

RuneLateralus

03-09-2002, 07:58 PM

Well, this what I think. I do not care for cats, so all those kitties that died by my hand (gee, now that sounded weird), then I say good riddance. Now if that damn cat that leaves those dead animals in my yard would just die...

jello44

03-09-2002, 08:38 PM

hehe Domo-Kun chasing Cliche Kitty, I believe he got that pic from fark.com.

ABDUR101

03-09-2002, 08:56 PM

You know what Guile, your not invited to play pocket pool with me anymore. And that includes this weekend too.

Ah..girls have all the good stuff with self-pleasure instruments -_-

If a guy had that much stuff, I doubt alot of people would get together. Or maybe there would be a new relationship, the Alternate-Otaku life-style. You find someone just to snuggle with, but the pleasure is all your own.

OK..I'm not posting here again. This thread has me thinking o_O

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko

03-09-2002, 09:01 PM

Ahhh guys have just as many toys...
And hey, you can use our toys too... ;X

pixelate

03-09-2002, 09:16 PM

On 2002-03-09 16:30, watashiwa wrote:
Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with.

http://www.realdoll.com/

Guile

03-09-2002, 09:18 PM

Hahahaha thats funny......

TinyGrendel

03-09-2002, 10:13 PM

Imageine...

"This is Bob Barker signing off, help control the pet population. Be sure to masturbate dailey."

Kent

03-10-2002, 01:30 AM

On 2002-03-09 11:37, watashiwa wrote:
http://www.pioneer2.net/godkills.jpg

The part about God killing a kitten set the whole thing off...

RuneLateralus

03-10-2002, 01:55 AM

On 2002-03-09 19:16, pixelate wrote:

On 2002-03-09 16:30, watashiwa wrote:
Well, yeah, they got those things that will attach to females and pleasure them .. but us males don't really have any toys like that to play with.

http://www.realdoll.com/

I thought that was just made up from this:

http://www.exploitationnow.com/comics/rb20020215.gif
http://www.exploitationnow.com/comics/rb20020218.gif

Amazing what you learn...

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Guile

03-10-2002, 04:30 AM

poor poor cats...all of you ALL OF YOU!!! go ..umm go get laid!!!

Keep the cats alive

Castelak

03-10-2002, 10:14 AM

*backs away from this topic... runs away full speed* O_o;;;

Gryph

03-10-2002, 12:22 PM

OMG! Not the kitties!!!

googles

03-10-2002, 04:22 PM

Whats with you and cats lately Watashiwa? lol

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Gradius

03-11-2002, 12:54 AM

I killed 5 kittens today on breaks from diablo2. ;?

GO ME!

ItaGaiden

03-11-2002, 10:59 AM

You people are evil! >_<
Stop the madness! Hehe! :o

And Gradius, You killed 5 kittens today? Whoa, Go You! ^^

neko-chan

03-11-2002, 11:10 AM

On 2002-03-11 08:59, ItaGaiden wrote:
You people are evil! >_<
Stop the madness! Hehe! :o

And Gradius, You killed 5 kittens today? Whoa, Go You! ^^

I have the proof also girls kill a lot of kittens... c'mon, have you ever killed one? ^_^;

As for me... I did a mayhem in the past... but now WWF provided me a girlfriend so... I'm not a murderer anymore (for now). ^_^;

Ciao,

f

RuneLateralus

03-11-2002, 12:07 PM

Homocide, homocide!
Gradius commit kitten genocide!

ABDUR101

03-11-2002, 10:38 PM

I err..did it for the Nookie?

...guile made me do it..?

..the president said it was my duty.....

.they had a gun to my head, and their reading material was supurb!

Run kitties!
*points to sky*
Ready the lightning bolts!
*points to ground*
Ready thy masturbation fiends!
*points to kittens*
You have a 30 minute headstart...starting...NOW!

Celestial

03-11-2002, 10:40 PM

this thread scares me...

ITO

03-11-2002, 11:55 PM

On 2002-03-11 20:40, Celestial wrote:
this thread scares me...

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O

ABDUR101

03-12-2002, 12:59 AM

On 2002-03-11 21:55, ITO wrote:
[quote]

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O

*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?

ITO

03-12-2002, 01:13 AM

On 2002-03-11 22:59, ABDUR101 wrote:

On 2002-03-11 21:55, ITO wrote:
[quote]

At least we are not killing mouses -_-

Mouse = Chu Chu o.O

*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?

Yes, It is :o

*walks away slowly*

SnAPPUrU-nyan-ko

03-12-2002, 01:14 AM

I've executed a cat sometime this week.

FU watashiwa. *flame flame flame*

Celestial

03-12-2002, 01:19 AM

ABDUR101

03-12-2002, 01:22 AM

On 2002-03-11 23:19, Celestial wrote:

On 2002-03-11 22:59, ABDUR101 wrote:

*comes back from shooting mice with his glock*
o_O
...is it a bad time?

*cracks knuckles*
TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!

*gets scissors*
this is for next time you think about that...

...I'm sorry, I heard you crack your knuckles, but when the word "scissors" was mentioned, I kind of OMFG! WHAT DID YOU DO!!

*runs around calling for his man-beef*

Breezblok

03-12-2002, 04:35 PM

I don't quite get how this works...is it a kitten dies every time you masturbate, or every time you....wait...never mind. O_o;;

Nuku

03-12-2002, 05:46 PM

this place has gone to the dogs... err kittens....

Celestial

03-12-2002, 06:52 PM

sorry i luaghed once i saw nuku posted in this thread...

X-thirteen

03-13-2002, 12:19 AM

On 2002-03-10 14:22, googles wrote:
Whats with you and cats lately Watashiwa? lol

you see while he was masturbating as a child he heard the phone ring down the hall, so he got up(still masturbating) and walked sep by step until he heard this horrible meow cry from under his foot. i dont think he will ever recover from such a tragedy.....

Larian

03-14-2002, 03:41 PM

My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...
http://www.tarnish1.com/images/untitled.jpg

[ This Message was edited by: Larian on 2002-03-14 13:42 ]

pixelate

03-14-2002, 04:29 PM

On 2002-03-14 13:41, Larian wrote:
My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...

I'd really like to poke it's eyes out.

Shotie

03-14-2002, 05:26 PM

You people are gonna burn in hell. Haven't you seen the cartoon about Pluto's judgement? Kitties run hell...and you know they aren't gonna be happy about this!!

(I've seen that poster on another board, it's hilarous)

ABDUR101

03-14-2002, 09:27 PM

JESUS F*CENSORED* CHRIST!!!

I nearly bit my tongue when that pic loaded!

*waits for heart to restart*
...
Well hello Mr. Heart-Murmur. x_X

That is THE freakiest kitten I've ever seen. How come we kill all the CUTE ones? I say we start a petition for God to start laying the smacketh on kittens like that o_O

..I'm joking by the way O_o
The first thing that came to mind when I saw that was gremlins hehe.

Shotie

03-14-2002, 09:37 PM

Am I the only one that thinks Larian's kitty is disgustingly cute?

*crickets chirp*

Hmm...maybe I see the cute in all kittens. ^_^

Kent

03-14-2002, 09:44 PM

On 2002-03-14 19:37, Shotie wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks Larian's kitty is disgustingly cute?

*crickets chirp*

Hmm...maybe I see the cute in all kittens. ^_^

You're not the only one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

rbf2000

03-14-2002, 10:17 PM

On 2002-03-14 13:41, Larian wrote:
My kitty is a victim of trauma!! See...
http://www.tarnish1.com/images/untitled.jpg

Everytime I masterbate, that is the cat I am trying to kill...

Hey, look at my post count - I am l337!

ABDUR101

03-14-2002, 10:22 PM

I say we all...try and kill that kitten like...right now o_O

Come on..get out those PSO Dojin, you know you have em saved, get to work! Maybe with our combined efforts we can smite that...*can't resist* pussy!

Larian

03-15-2002, 12:02 AM

You guys are EVIL!!

I love my kitty!

jazzyfox

03-17-2002, 10:48 AM

http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg

ABDUR101

03-17-2002, 10:58 AM

PUSSY REVENGE!!

RUN DOMO!
..
ZIG!! ZIG MAN ZIG!
huh? wha? OHSHIT!
ZAG ZAG!!

*pulls out glock and shoots screen multiple times*
*breathes heavily*
O_o

...somehow I think there are more Domo-kun's than kittens o_O

avai

03-17-2002, 02:22 PM

lmao

Physalis

03-17-2002, 10:07 PM

OMG, *Looks @ dead Domo* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll get you for this pussies... i'll get you *goes into room for 2 days*

CrimsonShine

08-22-2002, 09:38 PM

OMG that means I took 1 of 9 lives of a cat, not due to master bating but due to throwing a stick at it to wake up, AHHHHHH IM GOING TO HE**

Ian D

08-22-2002, 10:00 PM

Please, I know this topic wasn't over a year old... but it is about half a year old. Don't bring back old topics like this.