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Kizaragu
Jun 1, 2004, 05:43 PM
At roughly 11.30pm this evening (roughly 10 minutes ago), My two year old cat Garfield climbed into the fruit bowl and farted on the apples.


You have been warned.

I just feel sorry for the kid who trades a candy bar for one with my brother at school next week...
navci
Jun 1, 2004, 05:46 PM
... Cat farts? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
Skuda
Jun 1, 2004, 05:46 PM
ew... kitty farts
HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 1, 2004, 05:47 PM
Was it a nasty, raunchy fart, like the kind my own cat has a bad habit of emitting?

I honestly don't know what the hell is going on in that cat's bowels, but whatever kind of sewage treatment plant is being operated in there, it needs some better staffing and a new manager, I can tell you that much.
Scejntjynahl
Jun 1, 2004, 05:50 PM
At least it didnt fart near an open fire...
Skuda
Jun 1, 2004, 05:53 PM
On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
At least it didnt fart near an open fire...



http://www.morenews.ru:8080/arhive/2003-02-02/cat.jpg
HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 1, 2004, 06:03 PM
On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
At least it didnt fart near an open fire...



Hey man... Back when I was in High School, there was a news story that a man stayed home from work because he had a bad case of gas... Went to pick up his car from an auto-body shop, cut one while he was walking by a guy operating a welding torch, and well, it suffices to say... He didn't leave that auto-body shop in his car.
Sord
Jun 1, 2004, 07:36 PM
On 2004-06-01 16:03, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-06-01 15:50, Furankunichan wrote:
At least it didnt fart near an open fire...



Hey man... Back when I was in High School, there was a news story that a man stayed home from work because he had a bad case of gas... Went to pick up his car from an auto-body shop, cut one while he was walking by a guy operating a welding torch, and well, it suffices to say... He didn't leave that auto-body shop in his car.


more then likey and urban myth, but nonetheless... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?
soccerdudegy
Jun 1, 2004, 07:38 PM
My dog has been known to cause entire towns to be evacuated afetr it eats turkey gravy.
Sord
Jun 1, 2004, 07:59 PM
On 2004-06-01 17:38, soccerdudegy wrote:
My dog has been known to cause entire towns to be evacuated afetr it eats turkey gravy.


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif that would seriously be funny if it where true
HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 2, 2004, 10:06 AM
On 2004-06-01 17:36, Sord wrote:
more then likey and urban myth, but nonetheless... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?



Actually, it was on a morning news show on the radio. Not urban myth, but actual news, my friend.

I don't recall the city it occured in, though.

Keep in mind that most urban legends begin with an actual news story somewhere, dude.