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Garanz2
Jun 8, 2004, 12:03 PM
Yes, I have invented it. Discuss.

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 8, 2004, 12:04 PM
Beer (http://www.liquidbread.com) has been around a bit longer than you have, I'm afraid.

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 12:04 PM
what's it taste like? How's the texture? Is it thick or thin?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

will navi eat it?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Garanz2
Jun 8, 2004, 12:10 PM
Meira, how do you know I didn't found that site, hmm?

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 12:14 PM
On 2004-06-08 10:10, Garanz2 wrote:
Meira, how do you know I didn't found that site, hmm?


because barley, yeast, etc have been used in bread and beer about as long as... well, whenever they were invented, I guess shortly after the nomads became agricultural

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 8, 2004, 12:20 PM
To quote an old RP character of mine...


It Lurks Nearby: Somebody bring up an interesting subject...
JubeAcino: Beer.
It Lurks Nearby: Er.
It Lurks Nearby: Heh heh.
Milliako: Not again
JubeAcino: ::he looks at his mug:: Such a magical substance, which unites men and women alike,
JubeAcino: underneath one common goal...
Milliako: Here we go
JubeAcino: The persuit of said substance.
JubeAcino: With a hue like gold, and a taste like heaven, this beverage has held nations together like
JubeAcino: the superglue of society!
It Lurks Nearby: .....
JubeAcino: Why... Look at the United States!
JubeAcino: What did they do?
JubeAcino: They dumped all of the tea shipment into the bay!
JubeAcino: Why? They didn't NEED tea! They had beer!
Milliako: ::In a whisper::make him stop
It Lurks Nearby: I believe that was because of taxes...
JubeAcino: Why, with the beer of the colonies...
It Lurks Nearby: ...
JubeAcino: The men had the courage to stand up to their oppressors!
JubeAcino: None of that crappy import stuff!
JubeAcino: Only the finest domestic brew would do!
It Lurks Nearby: ....
JubeAcino: Heh heh...
JubeAcino: ::chuckles, and smirks, then takes a drink from his mug:: Ah, the power of beer.

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 12:23 PM
On 2004-06-08 10:20, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
To quote an old RP character of mine...


It Lurks Nearby: Somebody bring up an interesting subject...
JubeAcino: Beer.
It Lurks Nearby: Er.
It Lurks Nearby: Heh heh.
Milliako: Not again
JubeAcino: ::he looks at his mug:: Such a magical substance, which unites men and women alike,
JubeAcino: underneath one common goal...
Milliako: Here we go
JubeAcino: The persuit of said substance.
JubeAcino: With a hue like gold, and a taste like heaven, this beverage has held nations together like
JubeAcino: the superglue of society!
It Lurks Nearby: .....
JubeAcino: Why... Look at the United States!
JubeAcino: What did they do?
JubeAcino: They dumped all of the tea shipment into the bay!
JubeAcino: Why? They didn't NEED tea! They had beer!
Milliako: ::In a whisper::make him stop
It Lurks Nearby: I believe that was because of taxes...
JubeAcino: Why, with the beer of the colonies...
It Lurks Nearby: ...
JubeAcino: The men had the courage to stand up to their oppressors!
JubeAcino: None of that crappy import stuff!
JubeAcino: Only the finest domestic brew would do!
It Lurks Nearby: ....
JubeAcino: Heh heh...
JubeAcino: ::chuckles, and smirks, then takes a drink from his mug:: Ah, the power of beer.


... they had coffee, not beer http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifissaprove:



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Zzzzzz
Jun 8, 2004, 12:33 PM
Finally!

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 12:50 PM
On 2004-06-08 10:33, Zzzzzz wrote:
Finally!


???

Garanz2
Jun 8, 2004, 12:58 PM
On 2004-06-08 10:14, Sord wrote:


On 2004-06-08 10:10, Garanz2 wrote:
Meira, how do you know I didn't found that site, hmm?


because barley, yeast, etc have been used in bread and beer about as long as... well, whenever they were invented, I guess shortly after the nomads became agricultural



Bah! Foiled again! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

Outrider
Jun 8, 2004, 01:12 PM
Huh, and I just figured Garanz2 was older than time itself.

Oh well.

PhotonDrop
Jun 8, 2004, 02:18 PM
On 2004-06-08 10:23, Sord wrote:

... they had coffee, not beer http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifissaprove:



Stupid Time Squad, I saw that episode earlier today too...

and how dare you spell http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif wrong!!!

you must be punished!!... wait here while I get the punishment ready...

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 02:29 PM
On 2004-06-08 12:18, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2004-06-08 10:23, Sord wrote:

... they had coffee, not beer http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifissaprove:



Stupid Time Squad, I saw that episode earlier today too...

and how dare you spell http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif wrong!!!

you must be punished!!... wait here while I get the punishment ready...


I just held the shift to long after entering the colon so it's just a capital d, check the quote if you don't believe me, it's the auto-smiley's fault

Sef
Jun 8, 2004, 02:35 PM
Why is it the Auto-Smiley's fault if you held shift too long?

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 8, 2004, 02:40 PM
On 2004-06-08 12:29, Sord wrote:


On 2004-06-08 12:18, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2004-06-08 10:23, Sord wrote:

... they had coffee, not beer http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gifissaprove:



Stupid Time Squad, I saw that episode earlier today too...

and how dare you spell http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif wrong!!!

you must be punished!!... wait here while I get the punishment ready...


I just held the shift to long after entering the colon so it's just a capital d, check the quote if you don't believe me, it's the auto-smiley's fault



What gets me, is that you went back to edit the post 4 minutes later, but still neglected to fix it.

Garanz2
Jun 8, 2004, 02:44 PM
Bwahahaha! I have just invented bread paste in a tube! It's foolproof!

Unless they find out I just filled a toothpaste tube from a sewer...

Come an' get 'em! Only 5 bucks each!

Sef
Jun 8, 2004, 02:50 PM
Bucks are useless here!

ONLY @!

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 03:13 PM
On 2004-06-08 12:50, Sef wrote:
Bucks are useless here!

ONLY @!


what about those currency exchange places, or we could barter

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 8, 2004, 03:36 PM
On 2004-06-08 13:13, Sord wrote:

what about those currency exchange places, or we could barter



I'll give you this tuna fish http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_fish.gif for that half-gallon carton of milk http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/milk.gif .

Sord
Jun 8, 2004, 03:38 PM
On 2004-06-08 13:36, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:


On 2004-06-08 13:13, Sord wrote:

what about those currency exchange places, or we could barter



I'll give you this tuna fish http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_fish.gif for that half-gallon carton of milk http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/milk.gif .


I don't like fish. I'll give you a full gallon though if you give me a 10oz steak...

Rainbowlemon
Jun 8, 2004, 04:46 PM
I'll give anyone 5 litres of liquid bread for a bar of Dairy Milk.

Please??!

noob-of-fury
Jun 8, 2004, 10:22 PM
What is the malted liquor?
What can't a drinker figure?
What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Can't get enough of it! BEER !
How we really love it! BEER !
Makes me think I'm a man ! BEER!
I can kiss and hug it BEER!
But I'd rather chug it! BEER!
Got my belly up to here BEER!
I cannot refuse it! BEER!
I can really use it!

BEER ! BEER ! BEER !

beer, beer, beer, beer
beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had.
I've drink a twelvepack with my dad. *BURP*

That's my son a drunken madly stud
I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels
No I call it quits
Those things give me the schlitz

Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till your fat, Stomach? Disdains?
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you.
We like to drink till we spill

Who cares if we get fat, I'll drink to that.
As we sing once more:

What is the malted liquor?
What can't a drinker figure?
What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Can't get enough of it! BEER !
How we really love it! BEER !
Makes me think I'm a man! BEER!
I can kiss and hug it BEER!
But I'd rather chug it! BEER!
Got my belly up to here! BEER!
Fully I adore it
C'mon damn it pour it
Do it for me
Do it for me
feed it to me
Spill it to me

The most wonderful drink in the world! Hurray!

*thanks for the edit*



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Saciel
Jun 8, 2004, 11:02 PM
"I can kiss it like a BEER!
(...)? my brother choked it! BEER!"

O_o;; could have sworn that was

"I could kiss and hug it. BEER!
But I'ld rather chug it. BEER!"

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 9, 2004, 10:30 AM
On 2004-06-08 20:22, noob-of-fury wrote:
What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Can't get enough of it! BEER !
How we really love it! BEER !
Makes me think I'm a man ! BEER!
I can kiss and hug it BEER!
But I'd rather chug it! BEER!
Got my belly up to here BEER!
I cannot refuse it! BEER!
I can really use it!

BEER ! BEER ! BEER !

beer, beer, beer, beer
beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had.
I've drink a twelvepack with my dad. *BURP*

That's my son a drunken madly stud
I'm proud to be his bud

Here have some pretzels
No I call it quits
Those things give me the schlitz

Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till your fat, Stomach? Disdains?
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you.
We like to drink till we spill

Who cares if we get fat, I'll drink to that.
As we sing once more:

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Can't get enough of it! BEER !
How we really love it! BEER !
Makes me think I'm a man! BEER!
I can kiss and hug it BEER!
But I'd rather chug it! BEER!
Got my belly up to here! BEER!
Fully I adore it
C'mon damn it pour it
Do it for me
Do it for me
feed it to me
Spill it to me

The most wonderful drink in the world! Hurray!



What gets you drunker quicker.

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 10:53 AM
On 2004-06-09 08:30, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

What gets you drunker quicker.



Beer does that?

All this time I thought it was moonshine -_-

Mixfortune
Jun 9, 2004, 11:19 AM
On 2004-06-08 12:29, Sord wrote:

I just held the shift to long after entering the colon so it's just a capital d, check the quote if you don't believe me, it's the auto-smiley's fault



And yet you were relying on the auto-smiley to begin with.
That's what you get for not paying for its nightly services, Sord.

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 9, 2004, 11:25 AM
On 2004-06-09 08:53, Prof_Frink wrote:

Beer does that?

All this time I thought it was moonshine -_-



Personally, I've found it rather difficult to get drunk on beer. Tequila seems to do the job rather efficiently. But hey, that's what the song says.

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 11:52 AM
Yeah, I cant either on beer, or burbon for some reason.

Vodka does it for me.

Sef
Jun 9, 2004, 11:55 AM
Hey Frink!
Maybe this will get you drunk!

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=83935&forum=14&16

Or not...Whatever.

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 9, 2004, 12:08 PM
On 2004-06-09 09:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
Yeah, I cant either on beer, or burbon for some reason.

Vodka does it for me.



I had a bit too much Tequila the other night. I'm not sure if it was the Tequila or a general negligence toward my Diabetes while thoroughly intoxicated, but I certainly didn't feel too good the next day. Funny how you start to sway back and forth while drunk. Seems like the faster you whip your head around, the more you enjoy it.

Mixfortune
Jun 9, 2004, 12:32 PM
On 2004-06-09 09:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
Yeah, I cant either on beer, or burbon for some reason.

Vodka does it for me.



That or Power.

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 12:33 PM
On 2004-06-09 09:19, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-06-08 12:29, Sord wrote:

I just held the shift to long after entering the colon so it's just a capital d, check the quote if you don't believe me, it's the auto-smiley's fault



And yet you were relying on the auto-smiley to begin with.
That's what you get for not paying for its nightly services, Sord.


nightly services? wth?

and I'm forced to use auto-smileies if I want to do smileies at all. I tried changing to HTML, but the admins turned HTML off permanently, so I can't do that. What's annoying is I work better with HTML.

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 01:29 PM
On 2004-06-09 10:32, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-06-09 09:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
Yeah, I cant either on beer, or burbon for some reason.

Vodka does it for me.



That or Power.



Ouch, my face...

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 01:32 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:29, Prof_Frink wrote:


On 2004-06-09 10:32, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-06-09 09:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
Yeah, I cant either on beer, or burbon for some reason.

Vodka does it for me.



That or Power.



Ouch, my face...


I thought you were so divine, you didn't have a face? All this time I've imagined you as some floating blue entity with unsurpasable power, and niw that image has come crashing down http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 01:36 PM
It was a metaphor

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 01:37 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:36, Prof_Frink wrote:
It was a metaphor


your dull http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 01:41 PM
A metaphor for love

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 01:42 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:41, Prof_Frink wrote:
A metaphor for love


I think you missed the point http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 01:45 PM
I wanna know what love is

I want you to show me

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 01:47 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:45, Prof_Frink wrote:
I wanna know what love is

I want you to show me


physical or emotional? I'm not giving you either, but I would suggest Kiz or Abdur for physical given their status

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 01:52 PM
I wanna feel what love is

I know you can show me

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 02:56 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
I wanna feel what love is

I know you can show me


yes, i could, if i wanted to, and I don't, so no!

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 05:19 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near

Just like me
they want to be
close to you

Sord
Jun 9, 2004, 05:43 PM
On 2004-06-09 15:19, Prof_Frink wrote:
Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near

Just like me
they want to be
close to you


to bad for the birds, cause my neighbor shoots birds, at his house, in the suburbs, right next to mine. Had the cops go there once. Usuall around dusk you might hear a gunshot, and the next morning a diffrent dead bird is in the guys yard. As for you, I could probably convince the phyco your a bird to.

(the irony of this is it's seriously true -_- the guys a friggen maniac!)

Outrider
Jun 9, 2004, 07:21 PM
On 2004-06-09 11:32, Sord wrote:
I thought you were so divine, you didn't have a face? All this time I've imagined you as some floating blue entity with unsurpasable power, and niw that image has come crashing down http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Frink is a super-intelligent shade of the color blue?

geewj
Jun 9, 2004, 07:27 PM
On 2004-06-09 17:21, Outrider wrote:
[quote]

Frink is a super-intelligent shade of the color blue?



You've ruined my fun -_-

Why don't you ride on out of this one too.