anwserman
Jun 12, 2004, 04:25 PM
My mother is a bitch.
She can make any happy situation for me and turn it into a complete 180.
I go to K-Mart today and bought myself some new workout shirts (cheapo Fruit of the Loom 6pack) and I bought a pair of jean shorts that were on sale. OK, I try on size 34 and find out that for those shorts that they were too big. So, I try on a 32, and they're a little snug but nothing that would irritate the hell out of me; wearing them would break 'em in anyway.
So, I go home and tell them that I'm home and that I was at K-Mart. I proudly show my new clothes and tell my mom to look at the size on the shorts and she gets FUCKING ORNERY. She then tells me that I'm losing too much weight and that I'm 6'1" and that I have no business wearing 32" shorts and that I'm becoming nothing sizewise. Yup, I was no officially angry and decided to beat her at her own game.
So, I searched online for several weight/height charts, and found out that the average weight for a male my frame (big) and my height (see above) lies within 168-190 pounds. I want to hit 180 and I'm currently 208. Technically, I'm still overweight.
Guess who is printing off these wealth of charts to leave out for her to see. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
She can make any happy situation for me and turn it into a complete 180.
I go to K-Mart today and bought myself some new workout shirts (cheapo Fruit of the Loom 6pack) and I bought a pair of jean shorts that were on sale. OK, I try on size 34 and find out that for those shorts that they were too big. So, I try on a 32, and they're a little snug but nothing that would irritate the hell out of me; wearing them would break 'em in anyway.
So, I go home and tell them that I'm home and that I was at K-Mart. I proudly show my new clothes and tell my mom to look at the size on the shorts and she gets FUCKING ORNERY. She then tells me that I'm losing too much weight and that I'm 6'1" and that I have no business wearing 32" shorts and that I'm becoming nothing sizewise. Yup, I was no officially angry and decided to beat her at her own game.
So, I searched online for several weight/height charts, and found out that the average weight for a male my frame (big) and my height (see above) lies within 168-190 pounds. I want to hit 180 and I'm currently 208. Technically, I'm still overweight.
Guess who is printing off these wealth of charts to leave out for her to see. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif