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Kuea
Jun 21, 2004, 12:44 AM
hey thats against the law you're, commin with me

eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me

JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot a loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sisters teet
CANT TOUCH ME! CANT TOUCH ME!

What in gods name is he doing?

I believe thats the worm

Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Dont like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute lets all do the bump
CANT TOUCH ME YEA DO THE PETER GRIFFIN BUMP CANT TOUCH ME

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Dont care if youre handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bambay
Its Peter go Peter I'm so Peter yo Peter
Lets see Regis rap this way CANT TOUCH ME!

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 12:49 AM
On 2004-06-20 22:44, Eclair wrote:
hey thats against the law you're, commin with me

eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me

JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2
I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue
I can write graffiti, even j-walk in the street
I can riot a loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sisters teet
CANT TOUCH ME! CANT TOUCH ME!

What in gods name is he doing?

I believe thats the worm

Stop! Peter time! I'm a big shot, theres no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Dont like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute lets all do the bump
CANT TOUCH ME YEA DO THE PETER GRIFFIN BUMP CANT TOUCH ME

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Dont care if youre handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Bambay
Its Peter go Peter I'm so Peter yo Peter
Lets see Regis rap this way CANT TOUCH ME!



uh, ok.

Kuea
Jun 21, 2004, 12:51 AM
You'll get chills
all through your body
and you'll lose
all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter
thats your butthole

Cause, if you use toad
then I'm tellin you
you can kiss your life goodbye

Yeah when you use toad
it'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
thats no lie
you'll choke on your tongue and die

Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
its no joke
buddy give it up
(give up the toad now)
or you'll croak
buddy give it up
(give up the toad now)
and dont smoke
or you'll see
it hurts to pee

There'll be blood
gushing from you
everytime that you cough
and forget getting lucky
it falls off

So you better wise up
cause I'm tellin you
toad is one lando forbids

Gotta give it all up
or your gonna see
your whole life will hit the skids
and your kids
will be born without eyelids

Gotta give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
gotta give it up
just give it up
(give up the toad now)
(thanks to you)
give it up
(give up the toad now)

I'm no fool
Landos cool
YEAH!

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 12:54 AM
ARGH!!!!!!!!! this is some weird shit http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif!!!
but maybe thats because i'm english =/

Tell
Jun 21, 2004, 01:23 AM
"What in God's name is he doing?" "I believe that's the Worm."

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 01:26 AM
On 2004-06-20 23:23, Tell wrote:
"What in God's name is he doing?" "I believe that's his girlfriend."



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 01:26 AM
On 2004-06-20 23:23, Tell wrote:
"What in God's name is he doing?" "I believe that's his ..."



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif i have dirty mind...heheh...

Kuea
Jun 21, 2004, 01:34 AM
well don't get any funny ideas that include me in them

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 01:50 AM
i shall not http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Kuea
Jun 21, 2004, 01:57 AM
thank you

some people have already gotten some preety sick ideas

Sef
Jun 21, 2004, 06:20 AM
On 2004-06-20 23:57, Eclair wrote:
thank you

some people have already gotten some preety sick ideas



Ooh ooh! Name names!

Mixfortune
Jun 21, 2004, 06:22 AM
On 2004-06-21 04:20, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-20 23:57, Eclair wrote:
thank you

some people have already gotten some preety sick ideas



Ooh ooh! Name names!



Is it really that hard to figure out?

Sef
Jun 21, 2004, 06:36 AM
Nope but I'm too lazy to killthink of them all.

Bradicus
Jun 21, 2004, 08:15 AM
Does anyone even remember hammer?

space_butler
Jun 21, 2004, 08:51 AM
no.....whats hammer?

Bradicus
Jun 21, 2004, 09:57 AM
On 2004-06-21 06:51, space_butler wrote:
no.....whats hammer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 10:17 AM
On 2004-06-21 07:57, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-06-21 06:51, space_butler wrote:
no.....whats hammer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg



????!!!!

Sef
Jun 21, 2004, 10:26 AM
Please Hammer don't hurt em!

HUnewearl_Meira
Jun 21, 2004, 10:58 AM
... How do you not remember MC Hammer? I mean geez, he got his own cartoon, for Bob's sake!

Albeit, it was a poorly animated cartoon... But hell, it had a prime Saturday Morning time slot for like, 2 seasons...

You know he's a pastor at a church, now?

Sord
Jun 21, 2004, 11:50 AM
you forgot "When I Wish Upon A Jew" and "On The Road To Rhode Island," plus the other one when Stewie and Bryan went to the BBC network.

Sef
Jun 21, 2004, 11:56 AM
On 2004-06-21 09:50, Sord wrote:
you forgot "When I Wish Upon A Jew" and "On The Road To Rhode Island," plus the other one when Stewie and Bryan went to the BBC network.



What? I mean, I know it's Family Guy, but where did this come from?

Outrider
Jun 21, 2004, 03:18 PM
On 2004-06-21 08:58, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
... How do you not remember MC Hammer? I mean geez, he got his own cartoon, for Bob's sake!

Albeit, it was a poorly animated cartoon... But hell, it had a prime Saturday Morning time slot for like, 2 seasons...

You know he's a pastor at a church, now?



Any man with super-intelligent magical dancing shoes is obviously a man of God.

Mixfortune
Jun 21, 2004, 03:23 PM
On 2004-06-21 07:57, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-06-21 06:51, space_butler wrote:
no.....whats hammer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg



You were just waiting for someone to ask, weren't you?

Kadavreski
Jun 21, 2004, 03:48 PM
On 2004-06-21 13:23, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-06-21 07:57, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-06-21 06:51, space_butler wrote:
no.....whats hammer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg



You were just waiting for someone to ask, weren't you?



no