Speak in Code. [Archive]

HUnewearl_Meira

Jun 23, 2004, 03:31 PM

#include <stdio>

void main(void)
{
cout << "So, can YOU speak in a programing langue?n"
<< "I bet you could if you tried.nn"
<< "C++ isn't very hard. You could also try Visual Basic.n"
<< "So are you going to try it? ";
cin >> char answer[3];

if (answer == "yes")
{
cout << "Good. Go for it.";
break;
else
cout << "Too bad.nPerhaps you should broaden your horizons, and learn some sort of programming language.";
};
return;
}

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Daikarin

Jun 23, 2004, 03:38 PM

#include <stdio.h>
#include <YouDumbFuk.h>

Char order(100);

Void main()

{

printf("You dumb %s!!! TELL ME WHAT TO DO", BadWord);
scanf("%s", order);

Obey(order);

}

I've finally completed my slave robot's sophisticated AI with this easy algorythm!!

...I need to consult a psychiatrist about my fluxogrammatic dreams.

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Aunt_Betty

Jun 23, 2004, 03:42 PM

?Super kitty.

Kadavreski

Jun 23, 2004, 03:46 PM

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ANGRY=== C++ ERROR!!! IMAGINE A WORLD WITH A ------- F1 FOR AnSWER!

HUnewearl_Meira

Jun 23, 2004, 04:26 PM

On 2004-06-23 13:46, mechgun_mike wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ANGRY=== C++ ERROR!!! IMAGINE A WORLD WITH A ------- F1 FOR AnSWER!

void main (void)
{

int That;
int Not_Code = 1;

That = Not_Code;

if (That == Not_Code)
{
Flame (mechgun_mike);
};
return 0;
};

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Sayara

Jun 23, 2004, 04:35 PM

Line xxx Error: Too Many Errors or Warnings in Code

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

geewj

Jun 23, 2004, 04:46 PM

<html>
<header></header>
<body>
<?php
$query = "SELECT * FROM funny_comments WHERE comedy=6";
$result = mysql_query ($query);

echo "<table>
<tr>";
while ($row = mysql_fetch_assoc ($result)) {
$title = ($row['title']);
$comment = ($row['comment']);
echo "<td>$title</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>$comment</td>
</tr>";
}
echo "</table>";
?>
</body>
</html>

Outrider

Jun 23, 2004, 04:46 PM

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

geewj

Jun 23, 2004, 05:11 PM

On 2004-06-23 14:26, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

On 2004-06-23 13:46, mechgun_mike wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ANGRY=== C++ ERROR!!! IMAGINE A WORLD WITH A ------- F1 FOR AnSWER!

void main (void)
{

int That;
int Not_Code = 1;

That = Not_Code;

if (That == Not_Code)
{
Flame (mechgun_mike);
};
return 0;
};

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$comment = $_Post['quote'];

If ($comment == $flame} {

If (mood == bad} {
echo "No Flaming";
$warning++;
If (warning >= 3) {
$_Post['user'] = banned; }
} else {
echo "No Flaming. This is your last verbal warning"; }

}
?>
</body>
</html>

Sef

Jun 23, 2004, 05:21 PM

On 2004-06-23 14:46, Outrider wrote:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

I didn't hear the ring noise...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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Ketchup345

Jun 23, 2004, 05:35 PM

<body><center><Font Size=6><Color=Red>Please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete to try to get Windows to do something properly for once.
http://www.pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
</img></color></font></center></body>

HUnewearl_Meira

Jun 23, 2004, 05:38 PM

On 2004-06-23 15:11, Prof_Frink wrote:

On 2004-06-23 14:26, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

On 2004-06-23 13:46, mechgun_mike wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_argh.gif ANGRY=== C++ ERROR!!! IMAGINE A WORLD WITH A ------- F1 FOR AnSWER!

void main (void)
{

int That;
int Not_Code = 1;

That = Not_Code;

if (That == Not_Code)
{
Flame (mechgun_mike);
};
return 0;
};

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$comment = $_Post['quote'];

If ($comment == $flame} {

If (mood == bad} {
echo "No Flaming";
$warning++;
If (warning >= 3) {
$_Post['user'] = banned; }
} else {
echo "No Flaming. This is your last verbal warning"; }

}
?>
</body>
</html>

Private Sub BtnSubmit_Click()

Post.Text = "HUnewearl_Meira = 0wn3d;"

End Sub

Solstis

Jun 23, 2004, 05:47 PM

On 2004-06-23 15:21, Sef wrote:

On 2004-06-23 14:46, Outrider wrote:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

I didn't hear the ring noise...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

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He put the code in AFTER the title screen scrolled past.

Er, I only know HTML, and I'm down to my last set of 30 lives.

HUnewearl_Meira

Jun 23, 2004, 05:52 PM

On 2004-06-23 15:47, Solstis wrote:

Er, I only know HTML

#include <stdio.h>

void main (void)
{

int HTML = 1;

int Is_Code = 1;

if (HTML == Is_Code)
{
cout << "HTML is perfectly acceptable, Solstis. n" << "You just may have to be a bit more creative to make it clever, is all.";
};

}

Saciel

Jun 23, 2004, 05:52 PM

Ba weep grana weep ni ni bon!

Ketchup345

Jun 23, 2004, 05:54 PM

On 2004-06-23 15:52, Saciel wrote:
Ba weep grana weep ni ni bon!

Ni! I say ni!

Sayara

Jun 23, 2004, 06:00 PM

Error
Line Spoon - Unknown "Ni" Action
Line Ketchup - Unknown "Ni" Action

cout<<"I need to remember the Error messages of Visual C++"<<endl;

Nai_Calus

Jun 23, 2004, 06:42 PM

/* This post is designed to show exactly how much Java I've forgotten. Some of it may actually be correct. If you think this would make an actual useful program, you're out of your damn mind. */

/* Import keyboard reader */
import TerminalIO.KeyboardReader;

public class Post {
public static void main (String [] args) {

KeyboardReader reader = new KeyboardReader();

/* Define variables */
int assHoles // Number of assholes
int coolPeople // Number of cool people
int kickNumber // Number of assholes to kick out of thread
int assholeRemain // Number of remaining assholes

/* Get input from luser */
assHoles = reader.readInt("Enter number of assholes expected in thread: " );

coolPeople = reader.reatInt("Enter number of cool people expected in thread: " );

/* Do stuff. This probably should be a while loop, but I've blocked those out of my mind. */
if (assHoles >= boredPeople){
System.out.println("There are + assHoles +." );
System.out.println("Clearly, this is too many." );
kickNumber = reader.readInt("How many do you want to kick? " ); // Enter number of assholes to kick out of thread.

assholeRemain = assHoles - kickNumber; // Calculate remaining assholes.

System.out.println("There are now + assholeRemain + assholes." );
System.out.println("Not bad." ); }
else {
System.out.println("Hey, there are fewer assholes than cool people. Nice." );
System.out.println("They'll be extinct soon. No need to kick any out." );
kickNumber = reader.readInt("Kick some anyway: " );

assholeRemain = assHoles - kickNumber;

System.out.println("There are now + assholeRemain + assholes." );
System.out.println("Nice." ); }

System.out.println("Wasn't that fun?" );
System.out.println("No, I don't care that it wasn't much of an actual post. XP" );
}
}

decswxaqz

Jun 23, 2004, 06:43 PM

<?php
include("common_functs.php");
$query = "SELECT * FROM posting WHERE forum=14 AND topicid=84785 ORDER BY post_time ASC";
$result = mysql_query ($query);
$posters = mysql_numrows($query);
$i = 0;
echo "<table>";
while ($row = mysql_fetch_array ($result) && $i < $posters - 1)
{
$query2 = "SELECT * FROM users WHERE user_id = " . $row['poster_id'] . " LIMIT 1";
$result2 = mysql_query ($query2);
$row2 = mysql_fetch_array ($result2);
$poster = $row2['poster_name'];
if(checkCodeIsCorrect($row['poster_message']))
{
$message = "You can't code";
}
else
{
$message = "You can't code";
}
echo "<tr><td>" . $poster . "</td><td>" . $message . "</td></tr>";
$i++;
}
echo "</table>";
?>
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KaFKa

Jun 23, 2004, 06:47 PM

]
]
]ERROR WRONG SYNTAX

]

Solstis

Jun 23, 2004, 07:00 PM

*insert Star Wars alien jabber*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Zaneatron

Jun 23, 2004, 07:08 PM

Up C, Up C, Down C, Down C, Left C, Right C, Left C, Right C, B, A, Hold Z, Start.

"Gooooooooooooooal!!!"

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Outrider

Jun 23, 2004, 07:32 PM

On 2004-06-23 17:00, Solstis wrote:
*insert Star Wars alien jabber*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Hold L & R on Player 2.

With Player 1 hit:

A, A, B, B, X, X, Y, Y, A, B, X, Y, A, B, X, Y

http://www.cswu.cz/swgames/first/shot21.jpg

Outrider

Jun 23, 2004, 07:33 PM

Z, A, R, Z, A, B

http://www.gamerankings.com/screens3/277/1.jpg

Solstis

Jun 23, 2004, 08:03 PM

Unfortunately:

Konami Code > All

Siris

Jun 23, 2004, 08:06 PM

A {*&%# no wait that was a bad word I think ... will try again after some thought and a Star Crunch.