Insult the Person Above You

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Not unlike the "Person Above Me" thread, except this one is intended specifically for insults... Make them clever or make them so stupid they're clever, but by all means, don't take offense-- It's just a joke, after all.

[Tact]

Loves doots!

[Sord]

is an a.sshole for beating me to posting



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[HUnewearl_Meira]

Don't hurt yourself trying to hard, now.

[Tact]

See Sord's first insult!



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[Sayara]

Is Slow, like the CARD company

[Uncle_bob]

Screwed up Uncle's post, DAMNIT! delete it



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[SpikeOtacon]

Needs to stop wearing such a damn tight green leotard and grow up.

[Tact]

Is his title.

[Nisshoku]

Eats Bartle boogers.

[Tact]

Said that I eat things like him.

[Sayara]

Has Bad Taste

[Tact]

Wears green tights and goes around calling people "Mr.Fairy".

[Sayara]

Is slow! Really Slow I mean Mentally too

[Tact]

Uh...loses on the first level at Bust-A-Move!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Has problems with Anal Discordancy.

[Tact]

Um...wears combat boots.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Can't tell the difference between Combat Boots and Steel-Toe Boots.

[Nai_Calus]

Writes like my cat.

[Tact]

Writes like a blind Rati.

[Nai_Calus]

Can't keep up with anything.

[Tact]

Lost to a dead turtle in a race.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if instructions were written on the bottom.

[Tact]

Tried to smell a scratch-and-sniff sticker that was on the bottom of a pool.

[_Ted_]

Is a taco short of a combo meal!

[Tact]

Is too generic.

[_Ted_]

Is such an oddity that few would hesitate to lable him as freakish and send him to a leper colony! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Already went to Molokai. (or whichever island that was)

[_Ted_]

Waxes his modem to make it go faster!

[Tact]

Uses Windows 95.

[_Ted_]

Thinks that dorritos make good computer chips!

[Tact]

Eats computer chips for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[_Ted_]

Clicked on my avatar!

[Tact]

Says "baa".

[_Ted_]

Is unable to make up a suitable insult!

[Solstis]

Is so boring that people play Mindsweeper to perk themselves up whilst in his presence.

[_Ted_]

Lacks "tact," even in the most basic sense of the word!

[Tact]

Has planes that don't work.

[Tact]

Is stupid enought to fight against something that doesn't exist.

[Solstis]

Is dumb enough to mistake a jar of pickles for spark plugs.

[Tact]

Puts pickles in his car and wonders why it doesn't work.

[_Ted_]

Steal candy from small children, takes a bite of it, throws it on the ground, stomps on it, laughs at the childern and then runs away waving his arms wildly about!

[Solstis]

Couldn't tell a child from a pack of hungry wolves.

[_Ted_]

Would feed a pack of wolves to a child!

Ha!....oh wait....that didn't come out right! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Tact]

Is Jacko.

[Solstis]

Took ten minutes on his last insult.

[_Ted_]

Has failed to meet his "plucked out eye" quota for several months!

[Tact]

Has an IQ of 3 and took the test 53 times. It took 50 to get above zero.

[Solstis]

Ate the pencil when taking his IQ Test.

[_Ted_]

Looked away and had his lunch stolen when I pointed and yelled "Look! A distraction!"

[Wyndham]

you don't saay boing enough.

[Tact]

Thought "dolphin-safe" meant a keeping place for marine mammals.

[Solstis]

Distracted himself then.

[Solstis]

Is slow.

[_Ted_]

Lacks the power of the _!

[_Ted_]

Makes unfounded insults!

[Tact]

Is slower. I beat him to the post.

[_Ted_]

Also makes unfounded insults!

[Tact]

Is obese.

[Wyndham]

is THIS~!!: http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DcXpl_Q1y_QJ:www.konamijpn.com/products/rave_plue/pic/chara_plue.gif

[Sord]

should be beaten to a delusional near death state, put in a bag, then dragged across an ice cold river, hitting various sharp rocks at the bottom, all the while being told he is being taken up the stairs to be judged by Saint Paul. Then when he is dragged back up onto land, should be thrown off a nearby bridge, being told that he failed in life and will be flung into the pits of hell.

[Tact]

Uh...Had a post that was WAY too long.



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[Solstis]

has cheap shoes.

[_Ted_]

Has no shoes!

[SpikeOtacon]

Screwed up my post! RWAR!!!
GO POST SOMEPLACE ELSE YOU...YOU....GENERIC GUY!

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[_Ted_]

Made me mess up this post because he messed up his post!

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[ForceOfBrokenGlass]

can't take responsibility for his own lateness and stupidity.

[Nai_Calus]

Has big ugly mutant feet.

[Solstis]

needs a post.

[Ketchup345]

Is just freaky, and doesn't equip enough EDK. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Solstis]

needs refridgeration

[Nai_Calus]

Person above the person above me is a fucking idiot whose idiotic, incorrect views and suggestions piss me off more each day. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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[Solstis]

needs to go kick a rati

[Saciel]

Has eaten all the rati...

Who ate all the rati?
who ate all the rati?!
YOU fat bastard! you fat bastard! you ate all the rati...

who ate the rati from the mag depot?
Solstis ate the rati fromt he mag depot!

[Solstis]

can't spell worth a flying pebble.

[Saciel]

is not a pheasant plucker,
but a pheasant pluckers son!

and I suppose you're going to tell me you're only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes too... bah!

[Solstis]

Is an assistant pig farmer!

[Sef]

Is the pig farmer in charge!

[Outrider]

Wanna know why he's the one RAcast?

Body odor.

[Myopathy]

...sucks? No wait...blows. No, I change me mind, sucks. Wait a minute, blows. Ugh. Can I use both?

[Kadavreski]

is too stupid and cofused. why do you spend your time here. FET A LIFE!!!

[DementorsKiss]

On 2004-06-24 23:43, mechgun_mike wrote:
is too stupid and cofused. why do you spend your time here. FET A LIFE!!!


Can't spell worth a can of beans. Also can't comprehend rules on signatures. May need to "fet" a life, whatever fetting may be.

[Garanz2]

Likes Harry Potter. That's an insult in itself.

[Herogod]

Can't spell the alphabet!

[Myopathy]

Lacks the literary prowess to realize that gods cannot be heroes. Also is a monkey, which is pretty damn funny in itself.

[Solstis]

Has the literary prowess of a dead pineapple.

[Herogod]

Asked me for the lyrics to a song by The Shadows

[space_butler]

ate burberry

[Kadavreski]

i don't want to insult space butler

so i'll get at the person above him

youre stupppppid

[Herogod]

can't spell stupid

[Tact]

Was stupid enough to have a sig that was too big.

[Kadavreski]

has fallen into me trap!!!

[space_butler]

is quite close to my level of sanity

[Solstis]

Is less sane than Frink.

[Garanz2]

Shares his name with the longest day of the year. Just spelt wrong.

[Solstis]

Foolishly never played Skies.

[Sef]

Hah! Has an aroma quite like that of feces! Jolly good!

[geewj]

On 2004-06-25 12:09, Sef wrote:
Hah! Has an aroma quite like that of feces! Jolly good!



Says that about everyone and everything, when the fact is that it didn't smell like that until he got there -_-



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[Solstis]

Is often played by Tom Cruise, Ahnold, and Vin Diesel.

[Sef]

spies on little children. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

[Scales_of_Air]

Spies on his own little children

[Outrider]

Can't tell Phantasy Star from Final Fantasy.

[doubletake123]

is a fathead

[Herogod]

Thought Dime was a coin

[agenevil]

talks about people who are not involved, for an unknown reason, which therefore means he is a spy, so he spies on people and stuff

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[Herogod]

Has only been a member for 4 days...


'Nuff said

[Ketchup345]

Is neither a hero, nor a God, nor a HeroGod.

[Saciel]

tis not katsup... or tomato sauce...

[Myopathy]

Unfortunately fails to grasp that The Tick is no longer cool.

[Shigecki]

Should be tied up, put in a cage, and have people pay to see him.

[Tact]

Um...is a retard?

[Siris]

Worships Sephiroth and that other guy.

[Firocket1690]

Degraded to posting in this thread. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Bradicus]

On 2004-06-25 18:33, Firocket1690 wrote:
Degraded to posting in this thread. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


Was once a Jerk for getting my "story" locked.

[Siris]

Has noticed my submission. :sigh:

[Tact]

Never checks their PMs. And...is...I don't know...mean?

[Firocket1690]

On 2004-06-25 18:34, Bradicus wrote:


On 2004-06-25 18:33, Firocket1690 wrote:
Degraded to posting in this thread. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif


Was once a Jerk for getting my "story" locked.

.. still hates me for doing so http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Solstis]

Is hated and feared by all.

[Sayara]

Has some evil scary eye.

[Solstis]

Is much too slow.

[Sayara]

Using jets! CHEATER

[_Ted_]

Tried to rob a 7-11 with a super soaker!

[Sayara]

Didnt serve Fresh Nuts on his airflights

...Cheapskate!

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[_Ted_]

Clicked my avatar!

[Nai_Calus]

Threw himself at the ground and didn't miss.

[_Ted_]

Sits on the TV and watches the couch!

[agenevil]

Is missing a wing off of his plane...

i see the engine but no wing :/

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[_Ted_]

Keeps telling people that there was a monster on the wing......weirdo. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[agenevil]

fails to realize there was ... non-believer

[DarthFomar]

Fa-shizzle my nizzle my freaky izzle. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[agenevil]

thinks he be doggy dog

roll over wurd

[DarthFomar]

Ka-zizzle my nizzle........my friggin ba-zizzle.......sha-zizzle.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[agenevil]

Pulled R. Kelly



by the way, Shizzle the Fizzle Upizzle. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Kuea]

is an idiot

[Mixfortune]

makes this thread too easy.

[space_butler]

doesnt have a brain

[Kadavreski]

i fart in your face!!!

[space_butler]

has no face

[Tact]

Has worse than no face.

[Kadavreski]

i fart on your grave

[space_butler]

steals pie from hobos

[Tact]

Steals cardboard boxes from hobos.

[space_butler]

is a hobo

[Tact]

Lives in a gift box.

[space_butler]

lives in a public toilet

[Kadavreski]

lives in a computer

[space_butler]

overuses http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif on msn

[Kadavreski]

is correct http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

[Tact]

Overuses MSN.

[space_butler]

overuses 7

[Tact]

Overuses the terms "space" and "butler".

[space_butler]

made me unable to think of an insult besides PLASTIC VICAR

[Kadavreski]

is correct and funny!

[Tact]

Lowers my IQ just by being near me. That how stupid they are.

[space_butler]

is a bad liar

[Tact]

Is also a bad liar.

[space_butler]

is a worse liar than me

[Tact]

Is on team minardi.

[space_butler]

is (sadly) as wrong as setting your face on fire to get out of shaving


*wants to be on minardi*

[Tact]

Actually likes the worst F1 team.

[Kadavreski]

is a bastard!

[space_butler]

swore like jebus himself

[Tact]

Curses a lot.

[Eanae]

needs to grow up

[Tact]

Wants to be a lot younger.

[SpikeOtacon]

Thinks this is 'The person above me thread' and needs to get dummy smacked for his utter incompentince.

[Ketchup345]

Only has 8 Mag Points. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

Needs to stop breast feeding his god d*mn rati and do more important presidential duties.

( http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )



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[Ketchup345]

Doesn't realize that the FKL Congress (which I believe he is in), has to do something for FKL too. Is too lazy to start a thread for FKL Congress.

[Firocket1690]

... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_ketchup.gif

[SpikeOtacon]

Is too ignorant to the corruption of the FKL congress (which I'm only an 'advisor' to the DTPA, unless you'd like to offer me a higher part El Presidente) to realize that the last thread was deleted by my computer crashing when I made it.

[Tact]

Should be refrigerated. Even if they're not Ketchup.



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[Solstis]

Is too slow to compete in today's fast paced world.

[Ketchup345]

Is a member of a team that worships Shoes. Why would anyone worship shoes? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Tact]

Only had enough @ to pay a hobo to share his cardboard box for the night.

[SpikeOtacon]

insert generic insult about person above me here

[Tact]

Is too stupid to hold more than one insult in their mind.

[Ketchup345]

Is too stupid to realize that the FKL Prez has his own mansion and gets more @ than anyone else.

[Firocket1690]

Just owned tact. o_O

[space_butler]

has less mag feeder points than me

[Firocket1690]

Should find something oroginal to insult about.
(MF points have been done before http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif)

[space_butler]

should eat puchuus...

[Ketchup345]

Is a bad butler. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[space_butler]

wouldnt know a good one if he came up and ate his face off

[doubletake123]

avatar looks constipated

[PhotonDrop]

needs Amanda Hugnkis

[doubletake123]

oops i double posted.

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[doubletake123]

has a small penis...whait...noooooooooooo!!!!!

[Sord]

should put his head between his legs and kiss his ass goodbye

[PhotonDrop]

is an ugly stupid doodoo head!

[Sord]

is wrong and fat in any color for it, fiery hair is not teh ugly



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[_Ted_]

Mispelled his name!

[Sord]

is one of the many dolts out there for thinking I misspelled my sn

[_Ted_]

Is a dolt for thinking that I actually thought that he mispelled his name! Ha!

[PhotonDrop]

Is not going to be made fun of because Sord is a mean stupid doodoo head for taunting my hair!

*strokes hair*

[Herogod]

Sexually abused a Harry Potter book

[PhotonDrop]

gets horny watching Voldo move about.

[geewj]

On 2004-06-26 11:44, PhotonDrop wrote:
gets horny watching Voldo move about.



Talks in third person at the most inconvenient times.

[Mixfortune]

... uhhh....

[Herogod]

Lookit me. I obviously didn't read the fourm rules yet. I better get to it, seeing as how this is the third time that I've had my posts edited due to use of derogatory words. This must be my last verbal warning.

[edit: Couldn't have said it better myself]



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[Mixfortune]

has conversations with the mirror.

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-06-26 11:52, PhotonDrop wrote:
reserved




can't post fast enough, reserve or not.

[PhotonDrop]

is a meanie

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[Mixfortune]

is weak when dealing with temptations given an according outlet of a thread.

[Herogod]

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[Herogod]

Likes snow nuts?

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[Myopathy]

[EDIT] Nuts...too slow...



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[Mixfortune]

is banned.

[Myopathy]

[EDIT] Fuck! Too slow again...

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[Shigecki]

Throws like a girl.

[Mixfortune]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[PhotonDrop]

hasn't a snowballs chance in hell

[Mixfortune]

makes assumptions based on gender without even knowing the gender of the target of the statement.

And still does! >_>



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[PhotonDrop]

my dad can beat up your dad!

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-06-26 11:57, PhotonDrop wrote:
my dad can beat up your dad!



has a dad that has to resort to beating up the deceased.

[PhotonDrop]

makes assumptions we know their parent is dead.

[Myopathy]

Gets "around the block" quite often in order to be everyone's mother.

[geewj]

Ok everyone, listen up.

I don't care if you're joking, if you use a derogatory word (see fourm rules) then you're getting a warning.

I don't want to have to police every thread that has potential for people to break the rules. So if you want to have the privilege of having threads like this, that follow the rules extra close in them or else they'll just be locked from now on.

[PhotonDrop]

is mean

[Herogod]

is right

[Kadavreski]

correct!

[Herogod]

Enjoys to eat sausage when he gets a good stuffing...

[doubletake123]

he touches his sister.

[Kadavreski]

is funny. but is a bit wack.

[doubletake123]

im supposed to be im the fkl gay.ok back on topic
mike is super silly.

[Kadavreski]

DOOD!!! OMG NOES!!!

[doubletake123]

just confused me.

[Kadavreski]

my plan exactly dood

[doubletake123]

is very attractive

[Herogod]

Needs to understand Mike can't be the FKL gay 'cos...
I'm the only gay in the village!

[doubletake123]

thinks he is the gay pfft i am the gayest of them all. it's my fkl job in the fkl village

[Garanz2]

Is apparently gay, and therefore I will point and laugh in a wholly tactless manner.

*Points and laughs*

[DarthFomar]

Shaka-laka-laka-laka......BAAMMMMM!!!!!

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Ketchup345]

Said some useless crap that has nothing to do with this thread.

Should sit on a thumb tack. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[doubletake123]

should shove his rati up his butt.

[Herogod]

Should sit on a piece of man meat

[DarthFomar]

Shaka-laka-lak......wait I already did that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

.......ketchup is teh stinky cheese. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Myopathy]

On 2004-06-26 15:29, DarthFomar wrote:
Shaka-laka-lak......wait I already did that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/eviltongue.gif

.......ketchup is teh stinky cheese. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif


Like myself, is too slow on the draw.

[doubletake123]

owns a coppy of britny's dance mix

[Myopathy]

Mag Farmer > doubletake123

Spelling correctly > doubletake123

[Herogod]

Has no life out of mag farmer

[doubletake123]

pff thinks i care

[Solstis]

Can't make insults that would hurt a dead fly spinning on a 43 degree axis.

[doubletake123]

wow need i say more?

[Solstis]

Lacks the mind, body, spirit, and midichlorians to say more.

[doubletake123]

lacks balls to come up with a better insult

[Herogod]

lacks balls
end

[Solstis]

has the mental capacity of 1/11119998377475484th of a Frink.

[doubletake123]

still lacking balls

[Herogod]

Is pretty fly for a white guy