Male seeking female.

[anwserman]

Wants:
Size DD
Tall, above 5'10"
Blonde
Big mouth
Blue eyes
White teeth
Weighs 100-110 lbs.

Personality optional.
Must have endurance like a rhesus monkey.

Call (123)555-4567 if you meet the above criteria.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: anwserman on 2004-06-27 20:43 ]</font>

[Sef]

Have you tried the yellow pages? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

wasn't that an actual ad somewhere?

[Solstis]

Lies! All Lies!

[Sef]

On 2004-06-27 20:50, Solstis wrote:
Lies! All Lies!



Solstis, just call already. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Solstis]

On 2004-06-27 20:51, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:50, Solstis wrote:
Lies! All Lies!



Solstis, just call already. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I don't meet the height limit... :/

[Kuea]

I am postivi I have seen that somewhere before

[Kuea]

wear your platform shoes

[Sef]

On 2004-06-27 20:55, Eclair wrote:
wear your platform shoes



And if not, we have SHOES for you.

[Solstis]

On 2004-06-27 20:57, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:55, Eclair wrote:
wear your platform shoes



And if not, we have SHOES for you.



Hey, you are merely a rock shoe.

I am the mighty Random Shoe.

BOW BEFORE ME!

[Kuea]

I am the cat-girl shoe

bow down before me

[Solstis]

On 2004-06-27 20:59, Eclair wrote:
I am the cat-girl shoe

bow down before me



*Shoots Eclair with arrows*

Get it? Get it?

*Looks at his pun*

Oh... it kinda stunk.

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-06-27 20:58, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:57, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:55, Eclair wrote:
wear your platform shoes



And if not, we have SHOES for you.



Hey, you are merely a rock shoe.

I am the mighty Random Shoe.

BOW BEFORE ME!



YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!

for i am... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif MAXIMUM SHOES!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

[Kuea]

On 2004-06-27 21:00, RicoRoyal wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:58, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:57, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:55, Eclair wrote:
wear your platform shoes



And if not, we have SHOES for you.



Hey, you are merely a rock shoe.

I am the mighty Random Shoe.

BOW BEFORE ME!



YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!

for i am... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif MAXIMUM SHOES!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif



*bows*

*hurts solstis for the bad pun*

[RicoRoyal]

what ever happend to that optional shoes guy? laseroption was it?

too bad he's not here...











cause i'd make him bow before me too, just like the rest of you weaklings

[Kuea]

I am only bowing cause I am bored

*walk in a circle*

*does a cart wheel*

*launches a nuke at the moon*

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-06-27 21:03, RicoRoyal wrote:
what ever happend to that optional shoes guy? laseroption was it?

too bad he's not here...











cause i'd make him bow before me too, just like the rest of you weaklings



Two words: navi. Owned.

[Kuea]

I would bow to her cause she let me join the team

I like teh nabi

*oops never hit the S key for she*

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2004-06-27 21:12 ]</font>

[Solstis]

*Gets hit by a nuke*

Hey, Ketchup outlawed these things a long time ago!

I got yelled at in at least 5 threads about it.

:/

Oh yeah, *semi-bows*

[Kuea]

you are on the moon?

and besides I launched one from iraq

iraq is not in FKL

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-06-27 21:08, Eclair wrote:
I would bow to her cause She let me join the team

I like teh nabi



Some way to show respect to your superior officer...
I now command you to not do what I command you to do, therefore meaning that you dont have to not do what i didnt just not command you not to do.... except that... *brain explodes*

[Kuea]

thanks for pointing that out

for some reason I miss the S key alot

and that command me to do stuff thing

in total you want me to wal back and forth non stop

[RicoRoyal]

Can't http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif talk now... brain 'sploded and this lysol shit ain't http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif cleaning the monitor on it's own.... you'll all pay for this. Mark my words; http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif you'll all *cough*koopa mega cannon*cough* pay for this! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

[Kuea]

remember you said you will strike ted with it

[RicoRoyal]

far be it for me to lie about killing ted... but even the creater (that would be me) of the koopa mega cannon cannot guarantee that there wont be a fallout after the initial explosion... depending on whether the wind is blowing east, west, or FKL, there could be some collateral damage (points to everyone, but especially bart... but especially lisa, but especially eclair). I be done for the night... i'm sure you'll all have plenty of nightmares for tonight about said koopa weapon. ENJOY http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: RicoRoyal on 2004-06-27 21:31 ]</font>

[Kuea]

you really like those koopas

[EJ]

On 2004-06-27 21:18, RicoRoyal wrote:
Can't http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif talk now... brain 'sploded and this lysol shit ain't http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif cleaning the monitor on it's own.... you'll all pay for this. Mark my words; http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif you'll all *cough*koopa mega cannon*cough* pay for this! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif


the koopa army

[Kuea]

the koopa army deserves to have their shells ataken away

[HUnewearl_Meira]

http://www.therecollectionsaga.com/images/Random/wantedbackintime.gif

[Kuea]

another titor thing?

[navci]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

This is like a SHOES thread?

[Kadavreski]

On 2004-06-27 20:58, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:57, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-27 20:55, Eclair wrote:
wear your platform shoes



And if not, we have SHOES for you.



Hey, you are merely a rock shoe.

I am the mighty Random Shoe.

BOW BEFORE ME!



i'm a clog http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

I was wondering that too

seems to have turned into one

[space_butler]

shoes killed jebus...that makes them evil...

[Ness]

I meet the criteria.

[Sef]

Oh that wacky Ness.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2004-06-27 22:09, Eclair wrote:
another titor thing?



I dunno, John Titor just wanted to go get an obsolete computer from the '70s... This guy seems to want to go kill Hitler or something.

[Scejntjynahl]

Sef's Girlfriend meets the requirements, but I doubt Sef wants to share her http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Furankunichan on 2004-06-28 08:22 ]</font>

[KaFKa]

*takes an inventory*


3 girls from the harem fit that criteria, when shall i recieve payment?

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-06-28 08:26, KaFKa wrote:
*takes an inventory*


3 girls from the harem fit that criteria, when shall i recieve payment?



Who meets the criteria? Eclair, nabi, lolli... who who?

[Sef]

On 2004-06-28 08:22, Furankunichan wrote:
Sef's Girlfriend meets the requirements, but I doubt Sef wants to share her http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Furankunichan on 2004-06-28 08:22 ]</font>


Oh I do. He can have her.

[KaFKa]

On 2004-06-28 08:28, Furankunichan wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:26, KaFKa wrote:
*takes an inventory*


3 girls from the harem fit that criteria, when shall i recieve payment?



Who meets the criteria? Eclair, nabi, lolli... who who?


faceless whores numbers 12, 43, and 72, disrespectfully

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-06-28 08:30, Sef wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:22, Furankunichan wrote:
Sef's Girlfriend meets the requirements, but I doubt Sef wants to share her http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Furankunichan on 2004-06-28 08:22 ]</font>


Oh I do. He can have her.


Your gonna make her cry http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


And that will bring the wrath of the sister (who secretely have a crush on you http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif )

[Scejntjynahl]

On 2004-06-28 08:30, KaFKa wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:28, Furankunichan wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:26, KaFKa wrote:
*takes an inventory*


3 girls from the harem fit that criteria, when shall i recieve payment?



Who meets the criteria? Eclair, nabi, lolli... who who?


faceless whores numbers 12, 43, and 72, disrespectfully



Eeep! NO FACES dam you some kind of freaky, must be all that goat blood.

[KaFKa]

On 2004-06-28 08:34, Furankunichan wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:30, KaFKa wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:28, Furankunichan wrote:


On 2004-06-28 08:26, KaFKa wrote:
*takes an inventory*


3 girls from the harem fit that criteria, when shall i recieve payment?



Who meets the criteria? Eclair, nabi, lolli... who who?


faceless whores numbers 12, 43, and 72, disrespectfully



Eeep! NO FACES dam you some kind of freaky, must be all that goat blood.


no, im just naturally freaky http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

seriously though, i hope you caught the meaning behind that one...

[Saciel]

meh, tis very crude to say such a thing... but meh who am I to know, haven't been around long enough to pass judgement...

but taking it in a more literal meaning... no faces is better than five... fecking quintisons << shakes fist >> leave the autobots alone!

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2004-06-28 08:40, Saciel wrote:

but taking it in a more literal meaning... no faces is better than five... fecking quintisons << shakes fist >> leave the autobots alone!



Optimus Prime will pwnz0r j00.

[Saciel]

Starscream - "Who dares disturb my corrination?!"

...my impersonation of optimus prime... Autobots transform and roll out! hmmm... I wonder what way I can die today... but then I need to also plan my comeback as well... this could take some time...

Starscream - "Pitiful human! Magic is not match for science!!!"

Grimlock - "me Grimlock say your head made of seisium salami,"
Slag - "Me slag say your head made of piridian palony,"
Grimlock - "Seisium salami!"
Slag - "Piridian Palony!!!"

[Daikarin]

If that IS true answerman, get in the damn line, I say!!



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[Kizaragu]

On 2004-06-28 09:37, Saciel wrote:
Starscream - "Who dares disturb my corrination?!"

...my impersonation of optimus prime... Autobots transform and roll out! hmmm... I wonder what way I can die today... but then I need to also plan my comeback as well... this could take some time...

Starscream - "Pitiful human! Magic is not match for science!!!"

Grimlock - "me Grimlock say your head made of seisium salami,"
Slag - "Me slag say your head made of piridian palony,"
Grimlock - "Seisium salami!"
Slag - "Piridian Palony!!!"
The sad thing is, as I read that I put on voices in my head.

[HUnewearl_Meira]

On 2004-06-28 11:21, Kizaragu wrote:


On 2004-06-28 09:37, Saciel wrote:
Starscream - "Who dares disturb my corrination?!"

...my impersonation of optimus prime... Autobots transform and roll out! hmmm... I wonder what way I can die today... but then I need to also plan my comeback as well... this could take some time...

Starscream - "Pitiful human! Magic is not match for science!!!"

Grimlock - "me Grimlock say your head made of seisium salami,"
Slag - "Me slag say your head made of piridian palony,"
Grimlock - "Seisium salami!"
Slag - "Piridian Palony!!!"
The sad thing is, as I read that I put on voices in my head.



No, no... That's not sad... What's sad is that I know what episodes most of those are from... After all... I've got the entire series on DVD...