A little something...

[Mixfortune]

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

[Sef]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

[Kuea]

LMNAO

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-06-27 22:07, Eclair wrote:
LMNAO



"Laughing my nomenclature ass off"?
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[EJ]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif poor teacher

[HUnewearl_Meira]

Nice, very nice. The VG likes it.

[Kuea]

where you find that

[Mixfortune]

On 2004-06-27 22:11, Eclair wrote:
where you find that



Someone I knew posted in on a MUD a few years ago.
Here's another he posted. Meant to be funny and not offensive.


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A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son

Dear Son,


I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the las t Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
Love, Ma



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[Siris]

awww that poor boy :*( PhotonDrop should adopt him.

[Kadavreski]

she must have a friggin' big house to everyones mother

[Kuea]

that truck part is funny

[space_butler]

heh trucks are always funny

[Sef]

On 2004-06-28 01:36, space_butler wrote:
heh trucks are always funny



Until someone pokes their eye out.

[Siris]

but that can be funny too, no?

[Sef]

On 2004-06-28 06:30, Siris wrote:
but that can be funny too, no?



Only until your own eye is poked out.