KodiaX987
Jun 4, 2002, 08:23 PM
We all do fanfics, and our actors and characters look perfect... Except when a typo appears. o.O;;
Here's some from my own department!
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REPUBLIC INSA BLOOPERS
Director: Shuri, we're gonna have to cut the coarse language. Remember, kids will be watching this show.
Shuri: Shut the f... up.
***
Director: Action!
Armi:Ayah!!
Shuri: Augh- *tips over and falls from the platform* AHHHHHHH!!!
Director: CUT! Shuri, you're supposed to hang on to the platform and then have Armi cut it off... Uh, Shuri? Shuri?!
***
Whatley: According to the map, we should be right below the station's...
*FLUSH*..................*SPLAT!!*
Whatley: ...Toilet!
***
Elenor: Hey, what's this teddy bear doing here?!
*BOOOOOM!!!*
Whatley: *wipes ash off face* No more bomb cliches.
Director: OK.
***
Shuri: Sign!
Tyrell: Never!
Shuri: *points mechguns at Tyrell's head.*
Tyrell: Never!!
Shuri: Yeah right, is that your final answer?...
Tyrell: On second thought, I'd like to poll the audience...
Director: CUT!!
***
Insa-K: How about we take this teleporter?
Kestra: How about we fire the director?
Director: CUT!!
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FIVE FACETS BLOOPERS
Director: Zinackst.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Zinackst!
Zinackst: ...
Director: Ziiiiiiiiiiinackst?
Zinackst: ...
Director: I said "Cut," you can go out of character now.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Why don't you ever wanna speak?
Zinackst: (in a very raspy voice) Because of this, for Christ's sake.
***
Director: Cut! Let's take a break.
Minishuri: *takes off helmet to reveal the actor of Mini-Me*
Director: I'll never get how you manage to speak like a young girl for this movie...
***
Kod: Akumi, I love... I uhh... Love... Uhh... What was the next word again?
Director: Cut!...
***
Shuri: Curse the hands
Director: Louder.
Shuri: Curse the hands!
Director: Louder!
Shuri: CURSE THE HANDS!!!
Director: Louder!!
Assistant: Sir, your eardrums are blown... You can't hear anything.
***
Shuri: *facepalms*
Director: Cut! Okay, good stuff Shuri, but try to give it more of a resigned attitude into it, you know.
Shuri: I hate doing my own stunts...
***
Director: According to the script, you must step out of the platform and float into the air.
Minishuri: For how much time?
Director: Until I say cut. Action!... Okay, move forward a little... Stay there!... Look to your left, there's a passing car, okay now look forward again... Good. Cut!
Minishuri: *falls* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Director: I wonder when they'll ever stop taking me to the letter.
***
Jerry Springer: And on today's show, "My boyfriend has split personalities!" A shocking interview, coming up!
Director: What the hell are you doing here?!!
***
Kod: *pulls out Varista*
Director: Varistas suck, we need a script change.
Kod: *shoots the director*
Director: Fine, crybaby...
Here's some from my own department!
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REPUBLIC INSA BLOOPERS
Director: Shuri, we're gonna have to cut the coarse language. Remember, kids will be watching this show.
Shuri: Shut the f... up.
***
Director: Action!
Armi:Ayah!!
Shuri: Augh- *tips over and falls from the platform* AHHHHHHH!!!
Director: CUT! Shuri, you're supposed to hang on to the platform and then have Armi cut it off... Uh, Shuri? Shuri?!
***
Whatley: According to the map, we should be right below the station's...
*FLUSH*..................*SPLAT!!*
Whatley: ...Toilet!
***
Elenor: Hey, what's this teddy bear doing here?!
*BOOOOOM!!!*
Whatley: *wipes ash off face* No more bomb cliches.
Director: OK.
***
Shuri: Sign!
Tyrell: Never!
Shuri: *points mechguns at Tyrell's head.*
Tyrell: Never!!
Shuri: Yeah right, is that your final answer?...
Tyrell: On second thought, I'd like to poll the audience...
Director: CUT!!
***
Insa-K: How about we take this teleporter?
Kestra: How about we fire the director?
Director: CUT!!
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FIVE FACETS BLOOPERS
Director: Zinackst.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Zinackst!
Zinackst: ...
Director: Ziiiiiiiiiiinackst?
Zinackst: ...
Director: I said "Cut," you can go out of character now.
Zinackst: ...
Director: Why don't you ever wanna speak?
Zinackst: (in a very raspy voice) Because of this, for Christ's sake.
***
Director: Cut! Let's take a break.
Minishuri: *takes off helmet to reveal the actor of Mini-Me*
Director: I'll never get how you manage to speak like a young girl for this movie...
***
Kod: Akumi, I love... I uhh... Love... Uhh... What was the next word again?
Director: Cut!...
***
Shuri: Curse the hands
Director: Louder.
Shuri: Curse the hands!
Director: Louder!
Shuri: CURSE THE HANDS!!!
Director: Louder!!
Assistant: Sir, your eardrums are blown... You can't hear anything.
***
Shuri: *facepalms*
Director: Cut! Okay, good stuff Shuri, but try to give it more of a resigned attitude into it, you know.
Shuri: I hate doing my own stunts...
***
Director: According to the script, you must step out of the platform and float into the air.
Minishuri: For how much time?
Director: Until I say cut. Action!... Okay, move forward a little... Stay there!... Look to your left, there's a passing car, okay now look forward again... Good. Cut!
Minishuri: *falls* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Director: I wonder when they'll ever stop taking me to the letter.
***
Jerry Springer: And on today's show, "My boyfriend has split personalities!" A shocking interview, coming up!
Director: What the hell are you doing here?!!
***
Kod: *pulls out Varista*
Director: Varistas suck, we need a script change.
Kod: *shoots the director*
Director: Fine, crybaby...