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PhotonDrop
Jun 29, 2004, 03:37 PM
[12:09] * PhotonDro wonders if Sefirof has a sword
[12:09] <Sef1> It's made of cheese.....Shush though. It's very hush hush
[12:10] <PhotonDro> can I eat it?
[12:10] <PhotonDro> me hungy
[12:10] <Sef1> Well...Yeah go ahead.
[12:10] <PhotonDro> wait, that seems... like an innuendo
[12:11] <PhotonDro> :?
[12:11] <PhotonDro> >.>
[12:11] <PhotonDro> <.<
[12:11] <PhotonDro> >.>
[12:11] <PhotonDro> <.<
[12:12] <Sef1> Some how yes...Yes it does.
[12:12] * PhotonDro eats cheese sword anyway
[12:12] <Sef1> Tasty? XD
[12:13] <PhotonDro> mmm cheddar
[12:14] <Sef1> I suppose it won't swing as well now. But that's the price
I pay...B(
[12:14] <PhotonDro> its a long sword!
[12:14] <Sef1> Wow, I can't even think of a thing to say to that...
[12:15] <PhotonDro> http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
[12:16] <Sef1> B)
[12:17] <Sef1> Sometimes. I poke things with it.
[12:17] <PhotonDro> you like putting it in sheaths?
[12:18] <Sef1> I can do that all day.
[12:18] <Sef1> In and out...In and out.
[12:19] <PhotonDro> which kind do you prefer, the old leathery sheath or a
brand new soft cloth like sheath?
[12:19] <Sef1> I'd have to go with the new ones. Much more enjoyable and
they just rub together great.
[12:20] <PhotonDro> i wish I had a sword to use with my sheath http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
[12:21] <Sef1> You should advertise your sheath. I sure you'd get tons of
swords.
[12:22] <PhotonDro> but I dont want my sheath to get worn out
[12:24] <Sef1> Hmmm...You could always steal a sword from one of those
specialty stores and only use it occasionally
[12:26] <PhotonDro> nah, you don't know where those swords have been...
I'd havet o go with those plastic swords if nothing else
[12:26] <Sef1> Plastic sounds good...Although it's nothing compared to a
real sword...Unless you get a huge one.
[12:29] <PhotonDro> true, but I hear real swords need special maintenance
[12:30] <Sef1> That they do, but if treated properly real swords can be
used in many ways. Not just for sheathing.
[12:31] <PhotonDro> besides sheathing?! O_o explain
[12:33] <PhotonDro> wait, you mean like how people swallow swords?
[12:34] <Sef1> Yeap. Just like at those places.
[12:35] <Sef1> It's much more fun to swallow a real sword instead of a
plastic one...the thrill of it, just ask anybody.
[12:35] <Sef1> I don't know much about it. Usually people just use my
sword.
[12:37] <PhotonDro> plastics dont have a good taste to them either, its
to...ummwhatsthewordI'mlookingfor... bland, plastic is too bland
[12:38] <Sef1> real swords have got a certain taste to them...makes the
eating much easier I guess?
[12:40] <PhotonDro> my friend tells me that they get oiley after
sheathing, is it true?
[12:41] <Sef1> I believe it depends on the sheath although usually, yeah.
Some sheaths seem to have more oilyness...
[12:42] <PhotonDro> well yeah, thats to help the sword go in
[12:44] <Sef1> Hmm...Never though of that. It always just made it more fun
to put the sword in. Easier way to slide it in and out of the sheath.
[12:46] <PhotonDro> I get giddy when someone offers to give me a sword,
the anticipation and feel is great
[12:46] <Sef1> Do they offer you swords much?
[12:47] <PhotonDro> only occasionally
[12:48] <Sef1> Oh so it must be fun to get a sword if you haven't had one
in a while...
[12:49] <PhotonDro> yeah
[12:50] <Sef1> Do you usually get long swords? Or just some good size
ones. I hear long swords are good.
[12:51] <PhotonDro> most long swords dont fit in my sheath, so i can't
decide
[12:52] <Sef1> Aw that's too bad. Long swords are nice.
[12:53] <PhotonDro> the thing about long swords is how they take longer to
go in and out
[12:55] <Sef1> Does it dull the experience? And the sword?
[12:55] <Canin> Ah hahaha... The voice acting in this game is so bad..
[12:55] <Sef1> oO
[12:56] <PhotonDro> nah, it makes things better for me, its a change from
the usual medium sized ones
[12:59] <Sef1> what about short swords? do they work well with your
sheath?
[12:59] <PhotonDro> no, it just leaves empty space and lack of the fun
[12:59] <Sef1> So are medium swords a good choice?
[13:00] <PhotonDro> yes
[13:00] <Sef1> They just work well with the sheath I suppose?
[13:00] <PhotonDro> yes very much so
[13:01] <Sef1> So when sheathing and unsheathing....how long do you do it
for?
[13:02] <PhotonDro> on average I'd say.... umm... hours I guess
[13:02] <Sef1> Wow, that's a while. And the swords don't dull?
[13:03] <PhotonDro> well, yes but after dome re-sharpening its back to
sheathing and unsheathing
[13:04] <PhotonDro> *some
[13:05] <Sef1> You ever do some sword eating in between sheathings?
[13:06] <PhotonDro> yes
[13:07] <Sef1> I heard sometimes after a lot of sheathing the sword can
spark...Has that ever happened to you?
[13:08] <PhotonDro> i think one time it did
[13:09] <Sef1> Did anything happen to your sheath?
[13:11] <PhotonDro> well, it has been growing for a few months
[13:13] <Sef1> It may not be good to stick any more swords in there.
[13:13] <PhotonDro> why not?
[13:14] <Sef1> you might end up damaging the inside lining of the sheath
since it's grown the sword might wobble around and scratch it.
[13:15] <PhotonDro> oh, but do you know why its grown?
[13:16] <Sef1> Can't say that I do...Although I heard of sheaths doing
that...We'd have to ask a master swordsman about it.
[13:16] <PhotonDro> Makes me wonder how popular Masamune was with his
giant sword...
[13:17] <Sef1> It must have been immense...
[13:17] <Sef1> Real popular.
[13:20] <PhotonDro> yeah I'm gonna go look up Master Swordsmen now, maybe
they can help me with this problem.
[13:21] <Sef1> They may need to get a good look at your sheath.
[13:21] <Sef1> You know, examine it and stuff.
[13:22] <PhotonDro> oh well, I'll let them, I need this swelling to go
down
[13:22] <Sef1> What if they can't make it go down though? What if there's
something wrong with your sheath?
[13:23] <PhotonDro> then... I don't know
[13:25] <Sef1> Maybe it was who ever's swords it was...fault...
[13:27] <PhotonDro> but I give them a rubber coat before sheathing, I dont
want to ruin my sheath!
[13:27] <Sef1> Maybe the sword poke through it?
[13:29] <PhotonDro> or maybe it was a bad coat?
[13:30] <Sef1> Could have been all that sheathing and unsheathing...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif
[13:32] <PhotonDro> maybe...
[13:33] <Sef1> But hey, you had fun doing it huh?
[13:34] <PhotonDro> yes http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif
[13:36] <Sef1> That's all that matters I suppose...But would it have been
the same...If it was a plastic sword?
[13:36] <PhotonDro> nah, a plastic sword never sparked on me, they just
dont have that quality
[13:37] <Sef1> You like it when they spark on you?
[13:38] <PhotonDro> not when I'm sword swallowing, then its just wierd
[13:40] <Sef1> Well I'm sure it would be...Getting some sparks in your
mouth and throat...
[13:41] <PhotonDro> then the cleaning I have to do after sword swallowing
and sheathing & unsheathing is a pain in the butt
[13:42] <Sef1> Cleaning the sword or your sheath?
[13:43] <PhotonDro> my sheath
[13:43] <PhotonDro> i let the owner clean his sword
[13:45] <Sef1> Oh....
[13:45] <Shuri|LOG> Holy fuck, innuendoville! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
[13:46] <PhotonDro> XD

Kadavreski
Jun 29, 2004, 03:43 PM
hmm...cheese sword, coming to red box near you

Mixfortune
Jun 29, 2004, 03:57 PM
Locked...

PhotonDrop
Jun 29, 2004, 03:58 PM
On 2004-06-29 13:57, Mixfortune wrote:
Locked...



whats wrong with innuendo?

KaFKa
Jun 29, 2004, 03:59 PM
*look of shame*

Mixfortune
Jun 29, 2004, 04:01 PM
On 2004-06-29 13:58, PhotonDrop wrote:


On 2004-06-29 13:57, Mixfortune wrote:
Locked...



whats wrong with innuendo?



Hey, innuendos can be fun.
But here, the longer conversation ones just end up locked.

geewj
Jun 29, 2004, 04:03 PM
Beause historically, FKL cannot handle them.