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Solstis
Jul 2, 2004, 11:20 PM
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that,
that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me!
Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend
yourselves against fresh fruit.
Idle: And pointed sticks.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Palin: Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?
Sgt.: Run for it.
Jones: You could stand and scream for help.
Sgt.: Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.
Jones: A pineapple?
Sgt.: Where? Where?
Jones: No I just said: a pineapple.
Sgt.: Oh. Phew. I thought my number was on that one.
Jones: What, on the pineapple?
Sgt.: Where? Where?
Jones: No, I was just repeating it.
Sgt.: Oh. Oh. I see. Right. Phew. Right that's bananas then. Now the
raspberry. There we are. 'Armless looking thing, isn't it? Now you,
Mr Tin Peach.
Jones: Thompson.
Sgt.: Thompson. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on. Be as vicious as
you like with it.
Jones: No.
Sgt.: Why not?
Jones: You'll shoot me.
Sgt.: I won't.
Jones: You shot Mr. Harrison.
Sgt.: That was self-defence. Now come on. I promise I won't shoot you.
Idle: You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks.
Sgt.: Shut up. Come on, brandish that raspberry. Come at me with it. Give
me Hell.
Jones: Throw the gun away.
Sgt.: I haven't got a gun.
Jones: You have.
Sgt.: Haven't.
Jones: You shot Mr 'Arrison with it.
Sgt.: Oh, that gun.

lain2k3
Jul 2, 2004, 11:25 PM
This is too long for FKLites. No one will read it.

(I know I didnt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )

Solstis
Jul 2, 2004, 11:26 PM
Yes, I've noticed that...

Some people have NO upbringing!

Captain_Bob
Jul 2, 2004, 11:29 PM
On 2004-07-02 21:25, lain2k3 wrote:
This is too long for FKLites. No one will read it.

(I know I didnt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )



I did ::is really bored::

Solstis
Jul 2, 2004, 11:30 PM
On 2004-07-02 21:29, Captain_Bob wrote:


On 2004-07-02 21:25, lain2k3 wrote:
This is too long for FKLites. No one will read it.

(I know I didnt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif )



I did ::is really bored::



obviously, you people are not Monty Python conna...conni... whatver.

Mixfortune
Jul 3, 2004, 03:32 AM
I thought it was "a pineapple shoved down your throat".

Oh well...

Simply release the tiger...