Random PSOW story

[Nazo]

Yay! Story time! Challenge:

-Must be coherent, and must make sense in one way or another.
-Must relate to us folks at PSOW, or at least take place in the PSOW "world"
-Add in all the Special FX you want. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
-First person to post starts!

Here goes:




<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Nazo on 2004-07-08 10:14 ]</font>

[doubletake123]

i hope im doin this right, one day there was little boy named lain, he was walking around when he bumped into a sign that said "north jungle home of the cat people" when all of a sudden...

[soccerdudegy]

there

[Myopathy]

was this cat person named...

[Mixfortune]

Daisypoo. lain was attacked ferociously, and the two entered a wrestling match of DOOM!

[Bradicus]

Followed by mini pizzas and lemonade.

[Mixfortune]

of PESTILENCE!

[Tact]

After that, Mixfortune...

[geewj]

...wrote:
of PESTILENCE!

[Tact]

And Prof_Frink quoted it.

[dude3282]

Then he pulled out his club

[Kuea]

and hit a random person 50 times in the head

that random person was...

[Tact]

...tactician7777. "Ouch," tact said. And then passed out. And woke up.

[Kuea]

after he woke up he went fo a walk and fell into a deep hole filled with....

[dude3282]

geoducks. And goat intestines. All fried.

[Tact]

...garlic. Tact screamed and screamed, but no one came to his aid. Soon...

[Kuea]

and were used to pull tact out of the hole by Eclair

[dude3282]

Who just then remembered

[Sef]

she left her cookies in the cookie jar of

[Tact]

...that tact deserved to die anyway. So...

[dude3282]

Lolita

[Tact]

Who took the cookies and...

[dude3282]

ate all but one

[Bradicus]

drank fine wine.

[Tact]

She then locked a topic about...

[dude3282]

TJ swords being aphrodisiacs

[Tact]

. Sef was lounging in his room, when...

[geewj]

...Tactician completely changed the subject.

[Tact]

Tact then pointed out that this is FKL.

[geewj]

...the irony being that his most recent reply was on topic.

[Tact]

Tact then scratched his head at the irony.

[doubletake123]

then tact walked outside to see a shadow around then looking up he saw a...

[Nai_Calus]

Giant Rati, which ate him and the rest of FKL and then went home to it's owner, the godly Ian-KunX, and lived happily ever after, the end.

[Tact]

But, Tact had found an escape hatch in the Rati, so he jumped out, only to...

[Nai_Calus]

be eaten again by an even larger Rati.

[Kuea]

which was dark blue and was being followed by Eclair who...

[Sef]

wanted to capture the rati for her collection...She would use her ultimate capturing device, the...

[Kuea]

Mega Buster Rati Capture device

[doubletake123]

but when she tried to start it up when...

[Nai_Calus]

Yet another Rati, even bigger than the first two, came along and ate her.

[doubletake123]

but then doubletake came with his wacko army and deafeted the giant rati.

[Tact]

But Tact found yet another escape hatch, and jumped out again. He landed in Fan Works, where...

[dude3282]

There was a vendor selling GOD/RATI-RESISTS, and Tact bought four for 15200 meseta

[Kuea]

it was only untill he equipped them that he found out that they were rati/attract++

[dude3282]

And Dude asked Prof. Frink how ratis eat people, since they don't really have mouths or any other orifices.

[Kuea]

and frink started to explain it is very similier to how the frog ate the muffin

the rati eats people via osmosis

[dude3282]

And Dude asked Frink where he got his degree ...

[Kuea]

frink explained that he got it from a carnival on Pie day

[Nazo]

and Nazo came in and decided to start make disapproving faces at the evil Rati and the uncalled-for war when...

[Kuea]

nazo ran around in little circles and laughing so hard the s/he....

[Mixfortune]

collapsed into a lifeless heap of DEATH!

Chapter 1: End.


Chapter 2.

One morning,

[Kuea]

Eclair got instant messaged by 15 people who are not members of PSOW bu got her name from psow so she....

[Nai_Calus]

...sicced her Rati on them

[Kuea]

and after her rati beat them away it came back to he and cuddled with her until...

[space_butler]

it had to go and set fire to ethiopea

[Xaos127]

using a pair of flame infested..

[Tact]

Socks. The smoke reached...

[space_butler]

all the way to

[Nazo]

The SHOES HQ! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif Then a few of the members such as...

[space_butler]

eclair were

[Tact]

Fleeing the HQ, with Eclair carrying...

[space_butler]

a dark blue rati that had..

[Tact]

...a piece of paper that read...

[space_butler]

pto on both sides.

[Tact]

Wondering what a Rati had to do with the PTO, Eclair...

[space_butler]

gave the paper to...

[Tact]

space_butler. Space_butler thought it over, then decided...

[space_butler]

to set it on fire because...

[Tact]

he/she hated the PTO. PSO, on the other hand...

[space_butler]

he liked fire.

[Tact]

After that, tact was walking by when space_butler...

[space_butler]

threw the burning parer away...

[Tact]

...and accidentally hit tact with it. With his fur on fire, tact jumped into a nearby lake...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-09 05:07 ]</font>

[space_butler]

only to find it full of petrol.

[Tact]

Tact, screaming, jumped into a water-filled lake this time...

[space_butler]

and was swallowed by a rather large squid

[Tact]

Which got itself disemboweled because tact clawed his way out and got out of the pond.

[space_butler]

space_butler walked over to the squid and took a tentacle to make into..

[Tact]

...a cooked squid tentacle.

[space_butler]

or maybe just calamari.

[Tact]

Tact then decided to go fishing. He caught...

[space_butler]

de rol le.

[Tact]

And drew De Rol Le into a battle. The raft went through General (Ep2) and left chaos behind. It also floated through the waters of...

[space_butler]

north jungle where...

[Tact]

...De Rol Le "accidentally" ate one of Eclair's dark blue Rati.

[space_butler]

eclair and some of the cat girl army...

[Tact]

Joined tact in the battle versus De Rol Le. All of the cat-girls used...

[space_butler]

the spells they had learned...

[Tact]

...to make De Rol Le explode in a shower of red boxes, which were snatched up by all of the people on PSOW. PhotonDrop picked up a...

[space_butler]

db's saber

[Tact]

...and tact thought it would be a Photon Drop.

[space_butler]

tact got a...

[Tact]

Tsumikiri J-Sword, but he threw it away because he thought De Rol Le duped it.

[space_butler]

just then a...

[Tact]

LEGIT Tsumikiri J-Sword fell into tact's hands, and he put it in his Check Room.

[Dhylec]

unfortunately, before he can store it, he get the imfamous fsod..

[Tact]

...and, sadly, lost it. He then throttled the one who FSOD'd him.

[space_butler]

when the fsod'er whas dead,

[Tact]

...tact drained him of all blood. And then pointed and laughed.

[space_butler]

while this was going on,

[Tact]

space_butler was wasting guests...

[space_butler]

for no apparent reason.

[Tact]

After making people die, tact sat in a lawn chair.

[space_butler]

unknown to tact, the lawn chair was over...

[Tact]

ground, so tact wasn't in danger.

[Noone]

Except the fact that it was underneath an elephant.

[Tact]

So tact picked up his lawn chair, relocated it, and sat down again.

[space_butler]

the ground was on fire thogh...

[space_butler]

while this was going on,

[Tact]

space_butler killed the elephant.

[Xaos127]

with one hand tied behind his foot

[space_butler]

the eephant had eaten four guests and had strolled accros a minefield befoe it was killed.

[Noone]

and a fan for a hand.

[space_butler]

not to mention a wheel of cheese...

[Tact]

...and a V8 engine.

[space_butler]

bun no nos yet...

[Myopathy]

space_butler then proceeds to kill the thread with incomprehensible grammar and and innumerable spelling mistakes. But, Ezellaur comes in to save the day by...

[dude3282]

saving the day.

[Tact]

Then, dude goes and...

[Myopathy]

freaks out by...

[Tact]

jumping on a pogo stick. After that, he drank Coughee...

[Myopathy]

which is a French version of coffee, and...

[Xaos127]

transformed into a french frog when all of a sudden

[dude3282]

he croaked

[dude3282]

made Kafka croak.

[Eihwaz]

. Then, Navi came up with a rocket launcher, and

[Noone]

As in, that Kafka is a frog that croaked after dodging the rocket.

[Eihwaz]

Then, Eihwaz walked up with a

[Noone]

good intent to...

[dude3282]

laugh evilly and

[Eihwaz]

ban annoying n00bs, who

[dude3282]

deserve to be banned for their stoopidity

[Eihwaz]

. Then, Uncle_bob showed up with something in his hand, it was a

[dude3282]

In the other hand, he held a sketch by skuda of



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: dude3282 on 2004-07-09 20:06 ]</font>

[Noone]

Dime.

[Nazo]

the table navi is trying to sell.

[soccerdudegy]

All

[Eihwaz]

are pwned by the badgers, who came from

[Noone]

where the sun don't shine which is...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Noone on 2004-07-09 22:16 ]</font>

[Myopathy]

a place where the sun doesn't shine, located...

[Nazo]

in a place which for some reason there is no trace of photosynthesis- aka where a sun doesn't shine. This place..

[Myopathy]

which is absent of any sunshine,...

[space_butler]

is inside

[Tact]

The elephant space_butler spoke of earlier.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-10 04:29 ]</font>

[Nazo]

This strangely created needlessly complaced vortex inside of the elephant was created by-

[Tact]

Nazo, because they felt like it.

[Nazo]

A lady came up and did this:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v350/NazoKun/Picture_4.jpg, and said:

[Amiadon]

something annoyingly disfigured before quickly falling down a pitfall...

[Tact]

Filled with snakes and Boomas.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-10 05:04 ]</font>

[space_butler]

the bomas were eating the snakes and...

[Tact]

Killing the lady that fell into the hole.

[space_butler]

but her death didnt matter as it happens a lot anyway and so...

[Tact]

Everyone in FKL walked away nonchalantly.

[space_butler]

the nearest pub was closed, so they all...

[Tact]

Drank root beer instead of alcolholic beer.

[space_butler]

then someone found a keg in a bush and...

[Kadavreski]

died of thirst.

[Tact]

...kept it away from everyone else.

[Kadavreski]

because he thought of the children.

[Tact]

Then, he gave it to a one-year old...

[Kadavreski]

which died.

[Tact]

The one who took the keg, then took it back, and...

[Noone]

Suddenly, the keg exploded into...

[Kadavreski]

a roll of paper.

[Tact]

The roll of paper read...

[Kadavreski]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

tactician fainted

[space_butler]

greenbeards treasure map.

[space_butler]

and was kicked in the kidneys by

[Tact]

tact, when he woke up.

[Noone]

He was attacked by Greenbeard's treasure map.

[Tact]

And clawed it up into tiny shreds.

[Noone]

The shreds were smurfs.

[Tact]

So tact shredded the smurfs.

[Nazo]

But then the smurfs took over the PSOW, calling for the help of...

[Tact]

Ian's Rati Army, but the army "politely" declined the Smurfs' offer, and...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-10 07:09 ]</font>

[space_butler]

ate them with chips

[Tact]

Then, the rest of FKL thought...

[Nisshoku]

... where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

[Tact]

Then, they played a board game.

[space_butler]

tact cheated at the game and...

[Tact]

...lost anyway.

[space_butler]

the game then was unexpectedly eaten by...

[Noone]

killer turtles.

[Tact]

space_butler, who got indigestion 5 minutes later.

[Tact]

Then, Noone said something nonsensical.

[space_butler]

and tact started being captain obvious again

[Tact]

and said "The grass is green!"

[space_butler]

exept it was brown from...

[Tact]

not being watered. Tact stopped being Captain obvious after that.

[space_butler]

meanwhile, space_butler was eating guests again when...

[Tact]

...one of them threw Pepto Bismol...

[space_butler]

and he ate that instead.

[Tact]

Because space_butler ate Pepto Bismol...

[space_butler]

his intestines...

[Tact]

did not explode, but...

[space_butler]

they did kill five people before returning to where they should be.

[Tact]

And that is why one should never eat Pepto Bismol, but drink it instead. Back to tact, he was...

[space_butler]

on fire again because...

[Tact]

He ate Pepto Bismol. He jumped into a lake of water.

[Tact]

Killed themselves because tact hypnotizated them.

[space_butler]

in the lake there were giant crabs who...

[space_butler]

unfortunatley for tact he forgot to breathe for about 10 minutes and...

[Tact]

...surfaced. He got out of the lake and sat in a lawn chair.

[Tact]

...clawed his way out.

[space_butler]

the lawn char didnt like this and it swallowd tact, who then...

[space_butler]

meanwhile space_butler was trying to learn how to spell when...

[Tact]

he/she mad a miztaik lyk thiz.

[space_butler]

and then he gave up on spelling forevermore.

[Tact]

Then, space_butler read Poe's "The Raven"...

[space_butler]

and the entire 'lord of the rings trillogy' inside of 5 minutes just to prove he could.

[Tact]

Then, tact...

[space_butler]

planted a nail bomb in...

[Tact]

...a huge Pal Rappy.

[space_butler]

the rappy exploded.

[Tact]

And dropped an HP/Revival.

[Kadavreski]

i grabbed it.

[space_butler]

wich was grabbed by...

[Myopathy]

Then put it down



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Ezellaur on 2004-07-10 09:01 ]</font>

[Kadavreski]

and picked it up

[Myopathy]

and then proceeded to put it back down

[Tact]

...so tact could put it in his Check Room section, after he grabbed it.

[Kadavreski]

just got shot in the head by stoner, some dude from nessitopia

he survived it...

[Tact]

...and died. A Scape Doll brought him back to life.

[doubletake123]

then mike changed his avy and now he looks coolier then with that other one and then kafka tried to sneak up on lain when...

[space_butler]

mechgun_mike stole all of tacts scape dolls...

[Tact]

...and tact got more.

[Kadavreski]

because mike couldnt carry them all now he god his guns

[space_butler]

1352 scallys truned up and beat mike to death with thier gold sovergin rings

[Tact]

So, mechgun_mike was dead.

[doubletake123]

thanks to his partner dubya he was broght back to life and then we started shooting butler when...

[space_butler]

space butler kicked his corpse a few times before...

[Myopathy]

eating...

[space_butler]

the eyes and killing the scallys with a katana.

[Kadavreski]

some poisoned food.

[doubletake123]

but she dropped her katana...

[space_butler]

and took out 2 tantos to kill doubletake with for calling him a girl

[Kadavreski]

and i shot space butler.



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: mechgun_mike on 2004-07-10 09:33 ]</font>

[doubletake123]

but then thanx to ar hack i have my force feild and i pulled out me desert eagel and blew her away.

[Kadavreski]

and tactician got pissed.

[Kadavreski]

and tactician got pissed.

[space_butler]

unfortunatley this did nothing but anger him, as he is a vampire, he drew a castor, loaded a number 19 shell and fired at doubletake. the black hole thingy the shot produced sucked this whole story into oblivion.

[Kadavreski]

but, i hacked with ar and duped it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[doubletake123]

*hits sci-fi slow motion music* *runs toward butler with a stake dodging shotgun frags then drives the stake right through her heart*

[Myopathy]

And ST saw you!...but just said "meh"

[space_butler]

and then doubletake woke up and realised he was still in the strange dimension the black hole had led to, and that...

[Kadavreski]

mechgun_mike pulled him back

[space_butler]

before being crushed beneath the tracks of a tiger tank

[Kadavreski]

but because mike was theking of typos millions of random letters revived him and pulled dubya out.

[doubletake123]

then double joined butler's team and we went to destroy...

[Kadavreski]

and so did i...but ar f*cked up the world and we all fell thru the floor...