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Ketchup345
Jul 9, 2004, 06:16 PM
About 1/2 a year ago, I stepped into this landfill. It wasn't a pretty place. There was a group going around burning any and all pants they saw (the evil DTPA).

After realizing my potential as a great leader, the DTPA (Death to Pants Accosiation) forged my signature onto documnets that officially made me one of them. I was then trapped in Bit's basement somehow, and was brainwashed to fight against the DTPA (I actually, Bit was paying me more, and my Mercenary status at the time didn't help much). I then started the A-DTPA (Anti- Death to Pants Association) to fight against the DTPA, and we have been locked in a "cold war" since about November. The DTPA has a history of failing its missions (*coughNewYorkcough*).

Elections were held in December, and I beat out Zane by one vote. Because of the colse vote, I selected Zane to be my VP. I switched FKL from the Democracy it was, to a Communist form of government. Each person has since been assigned a job, and you get 250@ a week. You are taxed every April 15th 1000@.

That's about all you need to know about this place of recent history.

Oh, and FKL has all the same rules and divisions as a real town.


Very Important People:
Me - Dictator, leader of A-DTPA
Allos- LEader of the DTPA, General of the FKL Army
Kafka- Judge, member of A-DTPA
Kiz- well, you'll get to know him and his illegitimate children soon, member of the DTPA
Bradicus- leader of Prance, member of the DTPA
Prof_Frink- he's FKL's main Mod.
Spoon- not a member, but one of FKL's 2 major governmentally endorsed religions.
Spork- The other major FKL religion

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Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 06:25 PM
I own an Inn. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

doubletake123
Jul 9, 2004, 06:25 PM
dang this show is boring. *turns channel*

Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 06:32 PM
On 2004-07-09 16:25, doubletake123 wrote:
dang this show is boring. *turns channel*



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Kuea
Jul 9, 2004, 06:34 PM
I like FKL

am I able to get a position of at least semi-importance here?

Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 06:36 PM
On 2004-07-09 16:34, Eclair wrote:
I like FKL

am I able to get a position of at least semi-importance here?




Ketchup's secretary. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
Jul 9, 2004, 06:37 PM
maybe

Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 06:40 PM
On 2004-07-09 16:37, Eclair wrote:
maybe



It's worth a shot. Give him a resume or something.

Bradicus
Jul 9, 2004, 07:29 PM
You know what? I think i'm the only one here with an "FKL Fic".

We all had our newbie posts, but mine was a hell of a lot more interesting than most of yours http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

geewj
Jul 9, 2004, 07:30 PM
explain!

Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 07:30 PM
On 2004-07-09 17:30, Prof_Frink wrote:
explain!



I second that motion!

Ketchup345
Jul 9, 2004, 07:40 PM
On 2004-07-09 17:30, Prof_Frink wrote:
explain!

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=85586&forum=14&143

Prance's history?


And yes, Eclair. I am looking for a secretary. Please submit a resume.

Include:
Any dealings with the DTPA
Computor skills
Credentials
Age
Gender
FKL post count (at least an approximation)
Your real life political beliefs
Your PSOW sig
And seal it with a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif or a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif.

Zaneatron
Jul 9, 2004, 07:43 PM
Somebody forgot the VP http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

your just lucky God isnt here.....

Ketchup345
Jul 9, 2004, 07:45 PM
On 2004-07-09 17:43, Zaneatron wrote:
Somebody forgot the VP http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

your just lucky God isnt here.....


Fixed.

Zaneatron
Jul 9, 2004, 07:48 PM
hmmmm :S

navci
Jul 9, 2004, 07:48 PM
On 2004-07-09 16:36, Sef wrote:
Ketchup's secretary. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Does she have to wear short shorts?

dude3282
Jul 9, 2004, 08:09 PM
Hmm, haven't seen Allos around for a while, used to see him/her outside of FKL in my early PSOW days. Well, I do remember a few brief sightings. I always wondered what the heck the sig was all about.

Sef
Jul 9, 2004, 08:18 PM
On 2004-07-09 17:48, navi wrote:


On 2004-07-09 16:36, Sef wrote:
Ketchup's secretary. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


Does she have to wear short shorts?



That or a short skirt.

I'm sure it's mandatory. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Eihwaz
Jul 9, 2004, 08:42 PM
Well, Ketchup IS a man, after all.

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 01:51 AM
On 2004-07-09 17:40, Ketchup345 wrote:


On 2004-07-09 17:30, Prof_Frink wrote:
explain!

http://www.pso-world.com/viewtopic.php?topic=85586&forum=14&143

Prance's history?


And yes, Eclair. I am looking for a secretary. Please submit a resume.

Include:
Any dealings with the DTPA
Computor skills
Credentials
Age
Gender
FKL post count (at least an approximation)
Your real life political beliefs
Your PSOW sig
And seal it with a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif or a http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif.



okay I send PM soon as soon as I can fill this out

Myopathy
Jul 10, 2004, 02:34 AM
How man offices are there for FKL?

Ketchup345
Jul 10, 2004, 09:28 AM
On 2004-07-10 00:34, Ezellaur wrote:
How man offices are there for FKL?


Well, the elected offical jobs are filled (3 from both A-DTPA and DTPA, and 2 from neutral).

There are some other offices though. Hmmm...
Building/Maintence
P&Z
Education
others



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Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 11:59 AM
i'll do education! with the shotgun aproach to things

space_butler
Jul 10, 2004, 12:02 PM
shotguns and education...sounds fun http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 12:03 PM
yep!i'll teach them to fire AK's in year 1!

space_butler
Jul 10, 2004, 12:05 PM
then by year 9 youll need to take a class at random and put them on an island with some random weapons till only one is left http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif then take that one and stick them in a future one just to make it more interesting

Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 12:07 PM
and then, to graduate, they have to survive a 5 day bb battle royale

space_butler
Jul 10, 2004, 12:09 PM
thats just stupid...they have to survive at least 20 games of paintball, and win 10 of them. much more fun than airsoft

Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 12:13 PM
and then they have to pilot a plane http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

space_butler
Jul 10, 2004, 12:14 PM
into a giant ham

Nai_Calus
Jul 10, 2004, 12:35 PM
Ketchup, you're a f*cking idiot. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

doubletake123
Jul 10, 2004, 12:58 PM
me thinks i be mikes substitute.

Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 01:00 PM
On 2004-07-10 10:58, doubletake123 wrote:
me thinks i be mikes substitute.



yep...and space butler can be my target practice =D

doubletake123
Jul 10, 2004, 01:02 PM
sounds fun. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 10, 2004, 01:14 PM
it was...

especially the wooden steak harpoon practice...

i burnt it for tact.

dude3282
Jul 10, 2004, 04:01 PM
Hmm, whatever happened to the original topic?

Ah, the joys of mindless spam. I forget, I'm in FKL.

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 05:16 PM
Yay

I'm Ketchups secretary

Solstis
Jul 10, 2004, 05:19 PM
On 2004-07-09 18:09, dude3282 wrote:
Hmm, haven't seen Allos around for a while, used to see him/her outside of FKL in my early PSOW days. Well, I do remember a few brief sightings. I always wondered what the heck the sig was all about.



you aren't too bright, are you?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Jeez (geez?) most of us figured it out immediately.

(vodka)

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 09:10 PM
allos was one of teh reasons why I came to FKL

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 09:26 PM
On 2004-07-10 19:10, Eclair wrote:
allos was one of teh reasons why I came to FKL



What? Did he push you in or something? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Allos: Hey look! A penny!
Eclair: Where?
Allos: *push*

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 09:38 PM
it's a reason thats secret

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 09:48 PM
Ooh....Secretttt....http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 09:55 PM
actually he was one of teh first FKL'ers that I noticied so I took a look

0.o

I guess it wasn't a secret

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 09:56 PM
On 2004-07-10 19:55, Eclair wrote:
actually he was one of teh first FKL'ers that I noticied so I took a look

0.o

I guess it wasn't a secret



Or is it a cover up???

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 10:01 PM
o.0

we should inquire about that

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 10:02 PM
We should. Yes we should.

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 10:08 PM
*launches a photon torpedo at seffy*

*misses*

*hits a random office*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

ummm

who's office was that?

*starts re-building it*

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 10:11 PM
On 2004-07-10 20:08, Eclair wrote:
*launches a photon torpedo at seffy*

*misses*

*hits a random office*

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif

ummm

who's office was that?

*starts re-building it*



Hope it wasn't your new one. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 10:22 PM
hmmmmm

do I get an office?

I should ask ketchup

Solstis
Jul 10, 2004, 10:30 PM
On 2004-07-10 20:22, Eclair wrote:
hmmmmm

do I get an office?

I should ask ketchup



You WERE going to get one.

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 10:31 PM
On 2004-07-10 20:30, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-07-10 20:22, Eclair wrote:
hmmmmm

do I get an office?

I should ask ketchup



You WERE going to get one.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 10:33 PM
On 2004-07-10 20:30, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-07-10 20:22, Eclair wrote:
hmmmmm

do I get an office?

I should ask ketchup



You WERE going to get one.


*rebuilds it even better then before*

yayz

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 10:54 PM
darn hax0r...

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 10:55 PM
yeah

orland is teh major hax0r

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 10:59 PM
What exactly did he do? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
Jul 10, 2004, 11:01 PM
check my topic

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 11:03 PM
I did. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

soccerdudegy
Jul 10, 2004, 11:25 PM
Sef I would like to own a fruitstand outside your inn. what might rent be for such a fine spot?

Sef
Jul 10, 2004, 11:37 PM
Hmmm, you can move in and the first month is free. There'll be a monthly fee of 8.95@

Edit: Nevermind, about the fourth of what you bring in. The above is fine.


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Kadavreski
Jul 11, 2004, 06:51 AM
and many more http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif