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Bradicus
Jul 21, 2004, 07:36 PM
Today, at work, i was asked to remove all of the weeds from a rock-enclosed garden. Seeing as there were only two wanted plants in the entire 5x5 m thing, i did not really need to discriminate.

Once i had plucked half of the damned weeds out, i noticed that three ant colonies (which i had unearthed) were at war. The three types were distinct: the regular black ones (about the size of your little finger's nail), the red ones (half of the black size, but with greater numbers), and the mixed type (largest, with a red thorax).

Whilst each colony attempted to bring their eggs to a lower level, the others tried to steal as many as possible. It seemed that the mixed ants were kicking ass, with their large size and number advantage. After one bit my work glove, i decided that i needed to step in.

I began to defend the black base, and smoosh as many red bastards as i could find. Soon, the war was over.

On my lunch break, i visited my little friends. After donating a large helping of my cinnamon bun, it hit me. I AM THEIR GOD. I am older than they can comprehend, with strength they can not understand. I even know more than all of them together could ever learn.

FEAR ME, FOR I AM YOUR MASTER.

Tact
Jul 21, 2004, 07:37 PM
I just would've taken a Super Soaker and...oh. Anyway, nice job, Brad!

Kuea
Jul 21, 2004, 07:43 PM
king of the ants of prance?

Proof_Frink
Jul 21, 2004, 07:48 PM
Kill them all!

Bradicus
Jul 21, 2004, 08:23 PM
On 2004-07-21 17:48, Proof_Frink wrote:
Kill them all!


Vengeful god vs. benevolent god.
The decisions of a deity can be difficult.

PhotonDrop
Jul 21, 2004, 08:24 PM
OMG! Im seeing double!

Proof_Frink
Jul 21, 2004, 08:24 PM
you know, you should have set them on fire. Capture the queen and force the queen to have sex with the other ants! Then they would be one!

Eanae
Jul 21, 2004, 08:26 PM
it's an invasion of frinks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sef
Jul 21, 2004, 08:28 PM
Damn Brad.

Frankenfuck even.

You da man. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Monomate
Jul 21, 2004, 09:00 PM
go you...you have achieved the status of Elder God of Ants...

go you

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Mixfortune
Jul 21, 2004, 10:28 PM
Quite the upgrade.
Prince of Prance.
God of Ants.



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Sef
Jul 21, 2004, 10:29 PM
Armok won't be too pleased. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Solstis
Jul 21, 2004, 10:32 PM
On 2004-07-21 20:29, Sef wrote:
Armok won't be too pleased. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



It won't matter when Brad comes knocking.

Knocking with a 2x4!

Sef
Jul 21, 2004, 10:33 PM
On 2004-07-21 20:32, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-07-21 20:29, Sef wrote:
Armok won't be too pleased. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



It won't matter when Brad comes knocking.

Knocking with a 2x4!



Pwned! Rofl-madness! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Aredhel
Jul 21, 2004, 11:04 PM
http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/Macros/own3dcat.jpg

Mixfortune
Jul 21, 2004, 11:05 PM
420 posts getting to you, Aredhel?

Aredhel
Jul 21, 2004, 11:09 PM
Yes - I'm responding in mostly pictures - they ARE worth 1000 words, after all...