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jammuto
Jul 22, 2004, 05:02 PM
the pastime of hicks...

HUnewearl_Meira
Jul 22, 2004, 05:15 PM
You realize that it kills the cow, right? Any single cow may be worth several hundred dollars, but not if it's dead.

Bradicus
Jul 22, 2004, 05:16 PM
On 2004-07-22 15:15, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
You realize that it kills the cow, right? Any single cow may be worth several hundred dollars, but not if it's dead.


They can be saved (and often are). It takes a few people to do it though...

Tact
Jul 22, 2004, 05:16 PM
On 2004-07-22 15:15, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
You realize that it kills the cow, right? Any single cow may be worth several hundred dollars, but not if it's dead.



It does? I never knew!

HUnewearl_Meira
Jul 22, 2004, 05:19 PM
It's literally crushed by its own weight.

And just to put things into contrast, here's something to think about--

I raised a calf when I worked on my father's dairy, one summer. I got about $230 just for the calf. It wasn't full grown when it was sold, or anything. A full grown heffer would be worth several times that.

Scejntjynahl
Jul 22, 2004, 05:19 PM
And I thought you meant as in tiping cows that work as waiters... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Jul 22, 2004, 05:25 PM
How about that cow thing from The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe?

"I'm very fat and tender, sirs. I've been force-feeding myself for weeks. May I reccomend my rump? ... All right, I'll just go back to the kitchen and shoot myself, now."

Nisshoku
Jul 22, 2004, 06:58 PM
But what would be the correct percentage on which to tip a cow? The customary 10% ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Solstis
Jul 22, 2004, 07:00 PM
On 2004-07-22 16:58, -Nisshoku- wrote:
But what would be the correct percentage on which to tip a cow? The customary 10% ? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



15% is generally accepted.

space_butler
Jul 23, 2004, 05:06 AM
if cow tipping is so bad how about car tipping?

Trugeta
Jul 23, 2004, 03:41 PM
me and my friends tipped a car when we went to texas last year. it rolled down a hill. it took about 7 of us to tip it, but it was worth it!!!

Kadavreski
Jul 24, 2004, 02:49 AM
On 2004-07-22 15:15, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:
You realize that it kills the cow, right? Any single cow may be worth several hundred dollars, but not if it's dead.



yup, i can buy them for a quid dead

gotta love mac d