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navci
Jul 25, 2004, 12:00 PM
or _Ted_, whichever you prefer.

Yes we are!
Mixfortune, Eclair and I, are going to meet in Vancouver somewhen in August after I finished moving. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Sef
Jul 25, 2004, 12:01 PM
Oh well, that's nice. Close the door on your way out. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 12:01 PM
What are you going to do to Ted?

Armok
Jul 25, 2004, 12:25 PM
Hint for future ploting

- Ted reads these boards
- Ted will know you are plotting against him
- Plots are suppost to be kept secret.
- Otherwise they generally fail
- Failing to plot against ted is really sad
- People will pity you for failing
- Pity is bad

If you need any more help read my book -

Ploting against Idiots for Dummies (rtp $19.95)

Contains useful info such as how to open a door without ending up in hospital etc.

I recommend you buy it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Solstis
Jul 25, 2004, 12:32 PM
On 2004-07-25 10:25, Armok wrote:
I have issues.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

navci
Jul 25, 2004, 12:34 PM
On 2004-07-25 10:32, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-07-25 10:25, Armok wrote:
I have issues.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif





Gahahaha.
You see, Ted already know we are plotting against him. But he doesn't know WHAT! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Armok
Jul 25, 2004, 12:41 PM
Your not gonna steal one of teds planes that would just be wrong

And pointing out i have issues doesnt change the fact

Plotting against ted is wrong

For info on why its wrong read my book

'Why plotting against Ted is Wrong for FKLspammers' rtp $19.95

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 12:57 PM
On 2004-07-25 10:25, Armok wrote:
Hint for future ploting

- Ted is such a small goal, try the entire human population sometime.

- Ted will know you are plotting against him, but will not care because of the endless financial power at his fingertips.

- Plots are supposed to be reaveled just before you kill someone, so they can miraculousy escape and thwart them.

- When he reads this, you must unfurl you insiduous plot and practice chinese torture meathods, if more information is needed see below tabs.

- Failing a plot against ted is a joyfull occasion, if this happens, somebody get the salsa.

- People will pity you if you fail.

- Pity is good, suck up to them and sob, perhaps you can get some cash or get laid by the end of the day.

Subsection A: Three free samples of chinese torure.

A| This method is for the extremely patient. Tie the fictim to a flat panel so he's facng upwards. Tie him/her well so they cannot move anything besides their eyes(yes, rope the victims mouth open, so you can hear his/her screams.) Next you must place a 50 gallon barrel of water above your prey, and make a little pin prick in the bottom of it so the occasional droplet of water can make it through, Line this drop up with the bridge of your victims nose (you may make more drop points if desired, but not too many.) Eventually, the constant friction from the droplets of water will break his skin, and blood will flow into his/her eyes.(note, he'she will need no water to keep them alive, since the extra waater from the eyes is drained into the tear ducts at either side of your nose, this is why it runs when you cry.) Some of this blood/water will make it down the victims parched throat, teasing them even more. After time, bone will wear away, and the water will literally drill its way into the victims head, killing him after a great deal of suffering. A nice effect of this method is the bloody tears your foe cries, creating colorfull streaks down their face. A true Kodak moment.

B| This one also requires a bit of time, but the longer the torture the more the fun right? First, take a sturdy, young tree, and sharpen the end of it. Now, take your victim and use the tree's sharpened point to impale the skin from behind the buttocks all the way up the spine, and lodge the point into neck muscle so that he is firmly attatched. Now the beauty of this method, is that your victim is alive and healthy. Now, make sure that the tree gets plenty of sunlight and water, if you've done it properly, the tree will start to grow inside your victims body. Since this is a graduall process its best started late winter. Remove the persons eyelids, so their inside dry out and cause much irritation. Of course the victim must be bound, though if you did the insertingof the tree properly your victim should be somewhat paralyzed. Feel free to remove layers of skin where the person gets the most sun, this will not kill them, but increase their agony. IF the victim falls under heatstroke or fever, tend to him/her, you want them to survive the season. (imagine, you can have your very own _ted_ growing in your front yard!)

C| This last one is simple, and involves a crucifiction. Instead of nailing the victims hands and feet, just rope his/her writs tightly and pull back so that they are straining against the tension(like a four way pull, except this is a slower two way) After a day or two, your victims chest muscles will rip, sometimes even elevating the ribcage if done correctly. From this he will bleed to death, but there will be an insufferable agony in their chest. To prevent your victim from passing out, tie a bundle of smellign salts around his/her forehead, and have a nail resting behind their neck.

Thats all you get for now http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

If you need any more help read Sagasu's book -

What hitler did wrong, and what you can do better. (rtp $5.99)

Contains useful info such as how to gain support of the russian mafia, an entire section of modifying hitlers holocaust to adapt it to modern day and how it could be implied, and many other interesting ideas.

I suggest you buy it for future reference.

_Ted_
Jul 25, 2004, 02:46 PM
On 2004-07-25 10:34, navinator wrote:

Gahahaha.
You see, Ted already know we are plotting against him. But he doesn't know WHAT! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Well I heard something about shovel ninjas and a secret trap door...... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif







Sagasu, http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 02:52 PM
On 2004-07-25 12:46, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-07-25 10:34, navinator wrote:

Gahahaha.
You see, Ted already know we are plotting against him. But he doesn't know WHAT! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Well I heard something about shovel ninjas and a secret trap door...... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif







Sagasu, http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



You called?

_Ted_
Jul 25, 2004, 02:58 PM
On 2004-07-25 12:52, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 12:46, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-07-25 10:34, navinator wrote:

Gahahaha.
You see, Ted already know we are plotting against him. But he doesn't know WHAT! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Well I heard something about shovel ninjas and a secret trap door...... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif







Sagasu, http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



You called?



I commented.

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 03:01 PM
On 2004-07-25 12:58, _Ted_ wrote:


I commented.



As did I,

get to the point already.

_Ted_
Jul 25, 2004, 03:02 PM
On 2004-07-25 13:01, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 12:58, _Ted_ wrote:


I commented.



As did I,

get to the point already.



The examples from your book promote http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 03:12 PM
On 2004-07-25 13:02, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-07-25 13:01, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 12:58, _Ted_ wrote:


I commented.



As did I,

get to the point already.



The examples from your book promote http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif



I was merely suggesting add-ons to the plot in progress. Its your fault for being weak minded.



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Solstis
Jul 25, 2004, 03:15 PM
On 2004-07-25 13:12, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 13:02, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-07-25 13:01, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 12:58, _Ted_ wrote:


I commented.



As did I,

get to the point already.



The examples from your book promote http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif



I also have issues. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif


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doubletake123
Jul 25, 2004, 03:20 PM
Here's [email protected] for the trip have fun.

Daikarin
Jul 25, 2004, 03:21 PM
On 2004-07-25 10:41, Armok wrote:
For info on why its wrong read my book

'Why plotting against Ted is Wrong for FKLspammers' rtp $19.95



I was wondering when will you show up on the daily show to comment on it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

_Ted_
Jul 25, 2004, 03:21 PM
On 2004-07-25 13:12, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 13:02, _Ted_ wrote:


On 2004-07-25 13:01, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 12:58, _Ted_ wrote:


I commented.



As did I,

get to the point already.



The examples from your book promote http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif



blah blah blah hit me with a shovel!


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 03:29 PM
Willingly

*hits ted with a shovel*

Armok
Jul 25, 2004, 04:29 PM
On 2004-07-25 13:21, Even_Jin wrote:


On 2004-07-25 10:41, Armok wrote:
For info on why its wrong read my book

'Why plotting against Ted is Wrong for FKLspammers' rtp $19.95



I was wondering when will you show up on the daily show to comment on it http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif





No doing tv shows to talk about my range of books would be selling out.

For more detailed reasons read

'101 reasons why doing TV costs you your soul for FKL Spammers' RTP $29.95 comes with chance to win a trip on one of Teds many planes. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 04:33 PM
0_o

yes this will be interesting

and ted...........the trap door and shovel ninjas where distractions so you wouldn't learn our true plan

and I shall never see navi the same way again

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 04:43 PM
Will this plot be free to watch or would I have to buy the DVD to see it unfold? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

doubletake123
Jul 25, 2004, 04:48 PM
no just bring a lawn chair grab some popcorn and enjoy. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 04:50 PM
Why lawn chairs and not bean chairs instead? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 04:52 PM
*hands out bean bag chair*

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 04:53 PM
Yay bean bag chairs!!

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 04:54 PM
On 2004-07-25 14:52, Eclair wrote:
*hands out bean bag chair*



Child, don't make me come over there and hurt you.

doubletake123
Jul 25, 2004, 04:56 PM
saga is being mean. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 04:58 PM
yes it seems saga doesnt like bean bag chairs http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:03 PM
On 2004-07-25 14:58, ForceEJ wrote:
yes it seems saga doesnt like bean bag chairs http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



*melts all bean bags into a huge vat, then tosses everyone that has ever sat in one into the vile mess of molten plastic and styrofoam.*

Brought it upon yourself.

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:03 PM
On 2004-07-25 14:54, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 14:52, Eclair wrote:
*hands out bean bag chair*



Child, don't make me come over there and hurt you.


you wouldn't be able to

I can get away easily

Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 05:04 PM
On 2004-07-25 14:52, Eclair wrote:
*hands out bean bag chair*

-------------------------------

Child, don't make me come over there and hurt you.

-------------------------------
you wouldn't be able to

I can get away easily



And don't forget tact.



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Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:06 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:03, Eclair wrote:

you wouldn't be able to

I can get away easily



I see, thats why the russian mafia are waiting at your house. You have to sleep sometime! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 05:06 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:03, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 14:58, ForceEJ wrote:
yes it seems saga doesnt like bean bag chairs http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



*melts all bean bags into a huge vat, then tosses everyone that has ever sat in one into the vile mess of molten plastic and styrofoam.*

Brought it upon yourself.


Wait isnt they a rule you cant hurt a member of the same clan http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


NOOO!!! my bean bag chair ._.

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:08 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:06, ForceEJ wrote:

Wait isnt they a rule you cant hurt a member of the same clan http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


NOOO!!! my bean bag chair ._.



Since when have I followed to rules? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:09 PM
lag -_-

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EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 05:09 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:08, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 15:06, ForceEJ wrote:

Wait isnt they a rule you cant hurt a member of the same clan http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


NOOO!!! my bean bag chair ._.



Since when have I followed to rules? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif



Good point -.-

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:14 PM
they at my ouse?

whatever

*heads to the harem*

Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 05:15 PM
*doesn't follow, sits in everything but cat-person-proof lawn chair*

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:16 PM
*sends a thunderbolt at tact*

there a cat-person attack

have fun tact

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:17 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:14, Eclair wrote:
they at my ouse?

whatever

*heads to the harem*



I hate that word http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

EJ
Jul 25, 2004, 05:17 PM
*gets a new bean chair that is fire proof and call Black Paper to guard his chair*

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:20 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:17, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 15:14, Eclair wrote:
they at my ouse?

whatever

*heads to the harem*



I hate that word http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif



why?

whatever whatever whatever

Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 05:25 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:16, Eclair wrote:
*sends a thunderbolt at tact*

there a cat-person attack

have fun tact



Why do you always attack me? *BZZZZAPPP* AIIEEEEEEE!!! *fur is all black and scorched*

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:27 PM
because in a round about way you dared me to

and you nver ask nicely for me to stop

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 05:29 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:20, Eclair wrote:


why?

whatever whatever whatever



Because instead of arguing to the death in a civilized manner, the person who just says "wh*tever" dissmisses the topic completely. In doing so, they have wasted both my and their time, nothing has been accomplished, and my opinion about their level of compitence greatly diminishes. And despite what you may think, I don't like people to be idiots.

ow. ow.. ow...



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Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 05:29 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:27, Eclair wrote:
because in a round about way you dared me to

and you nver ask nicely for me to stop



Oh. Pwned with the good points. And how did I dare you to attack me? And, could you please stop attacking me?

doubletake123
Jul 25, 2004, 05:31 PM
seems like a good excuse to me. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Kuea
Jul 25, 2004, 05:54 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:29, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 15:20, Eclair wrote:


why?

whatever whatever whatever



Because instead of arguing to the death in a civilized manner, the person who just says "wh*tever" dissmisses the topic completely. In doing so, they have wasted both my and their time, nothing has been accomplished, and my opinion about their level of compitence greatly diminishes. And despite what you may think, I don't like people to be idiots.

ow. ow.. ow...



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I'm sorry

I won't do whatever around you

Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 06:02 PM
On 2004-07-25 15:54, Eclair wrote:


I'm sorry

I won't do whatever around you



Thats good to hear.

*wince*



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Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 06:02 PM
You ok, Sagasu? *sits down, does what-uh...something*



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Sagasu
Jul 25, 2004, 06:03 PM
On 2004-07-25 16:02, tactician7777 wrote:
You ok, Sagasu? *sits down, does what-uh...something*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-25 16:02 ]</font>


Better now that I've eaten your insides.

Tact
Jul 25, 2004, 06:07 PM
On 2004-07-25 16:03, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-07-25 16:02, tactician7777 wrote:
You ok, Sagasu? *sits down, does what-uh...something*



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: tactician7777 on 2004-07-25 16:02 ]</font>


Better now that I've eaten your insides.



You have? Whatev-uh...I didn't know...