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Eihwaz
Jul 28, 2004, 12:57 AM
Drunk parents SUCK ASS.

They are obnoxious, and they ramble on about STUPID SHIT THAT THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING DO FOR FUCKING HOURS. They are also really DAMN LOUD. And they act like DAMN STUPID CHILDREN.

Sigh, had to get that out of my system. -_-

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Primeval
Jul 28, 2004, 01:40 AM
I agree, and for that matter drunk people in general are annoying as hell... when you're sober that is.

Also... in order for that lily to give you a red box, it would have to fry anyways... so why are you giving it a choice to fry or not?

Eihwaz
Jul 28, 2004, 01:43 AM
On 2004-07-27 23:40, Primeval wrote:
I agree, and for that matter drunk people in general are annoying as hell... when you're sober that is.

Also... in order for that lily to give you a red box, it would have to fry anyways... so why are you giving it a choice to fry or not?


Yeah. I need a huge sign that says SHUT THE FUCK UP! Maybe Kodia can oblige...

If I give it a choice between death and red box, I can usually get a much better rare. Like Rainbow Baton from Vhard Nar Lilies. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sef
Jul 28, 2004, 01:52 AM
And they can stumble around like braindead morons! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

My dad has never been that drunk in all my time that I've known him. Maybe when he was like 20 or something. Lol.

I found it easier to get things from him when he's drunk.

Me: Can my friend sleep over?
Him: yeah sure!
Me: Yay!

LadyRedComet
Jul 28, 2004, 08:43 AM
When my dad gets drunk, he likes to tell me (repeatedly) how proud of me he is, and then launch into a lecture that has nothing to do with what he was just saying. Usually about the stock market or government.

When I get up and leave, he usually gets loud and obnoxious and argues with my mom. It's SO annoying.

Armok
Jul 28, 2004, 09:53 AM
My parents dont drink. My sister however drinks like a horse. Shes constantly pissed off her head. Thats annoying when you have work all day and she wanders in loudly at 4am.

Aredhel
Jul 28, 2004, 10:16 AM
My dad got drunk only once in my memory and that was about 2 years ago.

My uncle had come over and through numerous conversations about their iventions and dreams, they'd both managed to completely annihilate an entire bottle of Patron. Both of them, drunk off their asses, kept talking about crazy inventions and the properties of sound waves. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif Once we moved out onto the deck to continue talking, my 8 year-old sister runs up to my dad and snatches the hat off his head and runs to hide it in the back yard. My dad takes off after her in a drunken sprint (not very fast http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif) to find the hat in the back yard which, by the way, is absolutely pitch-black. i suppose I could have turned on the lights in back, but it was just too entertaining. As the evening progressed, I felt it necessary to call my Aunt so she would come pick up my Uncle - as son as I got off the phone, my Uncle drove away. Thankfully, he arrived home safe, and thankfully, I called my Aunt again as soon as he drove off because when she got back home, my Uncle was parked in the Garage with the car running and the door closed listening to the War of the worlds at full volume. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

If I remember correctly, my entire family (all but me) got drunk in Las Vegas once about a year ago... This means I had to herd my Uncle, my Dad, my Grandma, and my Cousin through the casinos and to their Hotel rooms without any police or anything noticing my dad being drunk....

*coughhewasonprobationatthetimecough*

In conclusion, kiddies:

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_beer.gif + http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nerd.gif =

1. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_barf.gif
2. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_clown.gif
3. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_dead.gif

darthsaber9x9
Jul 28, 2004, 11:33 AM
whats worse is alcoholsm. thats the stuff that ruins families (im talking from experience here), not the occasional drunk experience

navci
Jul 28, 2004, 11:34 AM
Luckily, neither of my parents get drunk .. in fact I am not sure my mom has ever been. But considering my dad is actually more plesant when he is drunk (he seems happier) I kinda think I understand where you are coming from.

I am sorry Wazzy. I guess you just need to grow up quickly and leave the house. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Outrider
Jul 28, 2004, 12:20 PM
Whenever we go to my grandparents' house on my dad's side, all of his siblings get together. There's usually quite a bit of alcohol consumption. They, uh... they have some fun political discussions and whatnot while they're "slightly" intoxicated.

But, meh... they all end up leaving or going to sleep before midnight cause they're getting old. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

HUnewearl_Meira
Jul 28, 2004, 01:31 PM
On 2004-07-27 22:57, Eihwaz wrote:
They are obnoxious, and they ramble on about STUPID SHIT THAT THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING DO FOR FUCKING HOURS. They are also really DAMN LOUD. And they act like DAMN STUPID CHILDREN.


I submit that they don't have to be drunk first, to accomplish such behavior.

Eihwaz
Jul 28, 2004, 02:52 PM
On 2004-07-28 11:31, HUnewearl_Meira wrote:

I submit that they don't have to be drunk first, to accomplish such behavior.


True...

And the drunken person apologized and said they weren't gonna drink again for at least a month. We'll see how they hold up...my parents are hardly alcoholics, so I'm in no heated rush to leave the house.

Thanks for the funny stories. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_smile.gif

Anuminus
Jul 28, 2004, 06:49 PM
Obviously I'm underage but I find I tell really good jokes when I'm drunk on Sparkling Strawberry Cider. I know. Crazy. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif I was over at a friends house and was having a little too much cider and suddenly I started ranting on about crazy shit. It was hysterical, I started telling crazy jokes and they all were laughing they're heads off. It was funny but I'm somewhat suspicious of whether they were laughing at me or at my jokes. Either way, it was awesome. Alcohol effects everyone differently, I agree with you that parents AND well, anyone who is effected the way that the parents you described Eihwaz are DAMN annoying. I just wish that when people are drunk they'd react like I do when I drink a little too much Apple, Strawberry or Pear Sparkling Cider. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Sorry if this was kindof CRAZY. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Outrider
Jul 28, 2004, 07:12 PM
One of my friends when he got drunk kept saying in a sing-song voice, "Green Goblin!"

Another on a separate occasion kept talking about a professor of Feng Shui, while getting punched by a sober friend for being so stupid.

...

Yeah.

Anuminus
Jul 28, 2004, 07:22 PM
Awesome. Just. Plain. Awesome. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

DarthFomar
Jul 28, 2004, 08:09 PM
On 2004-07-27 22:57, Eihwaz wrote:
Drunk parents SUCK ASS.

They are obnoxious, and they ramble on about STUPID SHIT THAT THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING DO FOR FUCKING HOURS. They are also really DAMN LOUD. And they act like DAMN STUPID CHILDREN.

Sigh, had to get that out of my system. -_-

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Well, if they are alcoholic, join them! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

No seriously, if they are alcoholic or abusive get them help. Also, if they lay a hand on you, beat their ass....if you feel the need. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Eihwaz
Jul 28, 2004, 08:53 PM
On 2004-07-28 18:09, DarthFomar wrote:
Well, if they are alcoholic, join them! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

No seriously, if they are alcoholic or abusive get them help. Also, if they lay a hand on you, beat their ass....if you feel the need. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


No, they're not alcholics. They rarely, if ever, get drunk. Also, they're not abusive. I would've called the cops on their drunk asses if they had tried to hit me. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif