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Sord
Jul 29, 2004, 03:36 PM
Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. Moses hits his golf ball and it goes into the water. Jesus does the same. Moses walks up and parts the water, then hits his golfball onto the green. Jesus simply walks onto the water, and hits his ball onto the green.

Suddenly a ball drops from the sky onto the starting point. It rolls down into the water where it is eaten by a fish. A hawk then dives down and catches the fish and begins to fly off. Suddenly lightning hits the hawk and it drops the fish. The fish lands right next to the hole, and the ball rolls out of the fish's mouth and into the hole.

At this, Moses turns to Jesus and say, "I hate it when your father plays."

navci
Jul 29, 2004, 04:24 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif I have not heard this one.

Ness
Jul 29, 2004, 04:26 PM
Me neither.

KaFKa
Jul 29, 2004, 04:33 PM
wow, i've never heard this one, but its pretty damn good http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Sef
Jul 29, 2004, 05:11 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

doubletake123
Jul 29, 2004, 05:13 PM
On 2004-07-29 15:11, Sef wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

i second that.

cheatachu72
Jul 29, 2004, 08:12 PM
I third that motion.

Mixfortune
Jul 29, 2004, 09:10 PM
I take it I'm the only one who has heard this way too much? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

space_butler
Jul 30, 2004, 08:12 AM
On 2004-07-29 19:10, Mixfortune wrote:
I take it I'm the only one who has heard this way too much? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



yes you are

Sef
Jul 30, 2004, 08:18 AM
On 2004-07-29 19:10, Mixfortune wrote:
I take it I'm the only one who has heard this way too much? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif


Quiet you. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 30, 2004, 10:17 AM
qucicksrtaflmrewra!

Monomate
Jul 30, 2004, 12:59 PM
that's great!
me like!

Sagasu
Jul 30, 2004, 01:16 PM
On 2004-07-29 19:10, Mixfortune wrote:
I take it I'm the only one who has heard this way too much? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif



No..

you are not alone http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Armok
Jul 30, 2004, 01:29 PM
You ppl need to get out more if you aint heard that joke.

EJ
Jul 30, 2004, 01:30 PM
First time I heard this joke. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 30, 2004, 03:23 PM
On 2004-07-30 08:17, mechgun_mike wrote:
quciksrtaflmrewra!



rearange those letters, what do you get?