Challenge: Bright Side of Life

[Solstis]

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]

(continues whistling)

[doubletake123]

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[Solstis]

PILATE:
Now, Jewish wapscallion.
BRIAN:
I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
PILATE:
A Woman?
BRIAN:
No, no. Roman.
[slap]
Aah!
PILATE:
So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?
BRIAN:
He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
PILATE:
Weally? What was his name?
BRIAN:
'Nortius Maximus'.
CENTURION:
Ahh, ha ha!
PILATE:
Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir.
PILATE:
Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
CENTURION:
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
PILATE:
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
BRIAN:
Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Aaah! Eh.
PILATE:
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Wight! Take him away!

[doubletake123]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif i only got about half of it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-07-30 20:15, doubletake123 wrote:
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif i only got about half of it. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



You got more then me. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[doubletake123]

actually the only part i got was the biggus dickus part. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Solstis]

Has no one seen "The Life of Brian"?

[Solstis]

On 2004-07-30 21:32, SpikeOtacon wrote:
"Oh lord, do bless this thy hand grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to bloody bits, in thy mercy."

...er...wait...



Close enough!

[SpikeOtacon]

"Oh lord, do bless this thy hand grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to bloody bits, in thy mercy."

...er...wait...

[space_butler]

hes not the messiah! hes a very naughty boy!

[Tact]

On 2004-07-30 20:11, Solstis wrote:

PILATE:
Biggus! Take him away!


That would've been funnier to see, with Biggus marching off and taking him away.

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[Daikarin]

On 2004-07-30 20:11, Solstis wrote:
PILATE:
Now, Jewish wapscallion.
BRIAN:
I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
PILATE:
A Woman?
BRIAN:
No, no. Roman.
[slap]
Aah!
PILATE:
So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?
BRIAN:
He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
PILATE:
Weally? What was his name?
BRIAN:
'Nortius Maximus'.
CENTURION:
Ahh, ha ha!
PILATE:
Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir.
PILATE:
Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
CENTURION:
Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?
CENTURION:
Well, it's a joke name, sir.
PILATE:
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
BRIAN:
Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Aaah! Eh.
PILATE:
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
GUARD #4:
[chuckling]
PILATE:
Wight! Take him away!




Boy, and I thought the bible was serious http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Outrider]

I actually watched "Holy Grail" last night.

Great movie. "Life of Brian" is also great. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[KaFKa]

On 2004-07-30 21:32, SpikeOtacon wrote:
"Oh lord, do bless this thy hand grenade, that it may blow thine enemies to bloody bits, in thy mercy."

...er...wait...


spike, monty python os always welcome http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[cutestduochan]

"I only said to my wife that the dinner was good enough for Jehovah!"

[Kadavreski]

On 2004-07-30 20:07, doubletake123 wrote:
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it had to be done.

[doubletake123]

Gah!, i haven't seen life of brian.

[Solstis]

On 2004-08-01 03:06, cutestduochan wrote:
"I only said to my wife that the dinner was good enough for Jehovah!"



*stones*