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Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:01 PM
to celebrate getting online, i want you to make me laugh.

you get an add slot, if you suceed. making me snigger does not count either, its gotta be proper laughter.

yes.

Tact
Jul 31, 2004, 02:02 PM
I already did that. Where's my Addslot!? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:03 PM
true... *gives an addslot*

no, beggining of thread. NEXT!

TheOneHero
Jul 31, 2004, 02:03 PM
Hmmm... more rules please? Laugh at the forums or online? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Tact
Jul 31, 2004, 02:04 PM
Cool. *uses on...something*

Sef
Jul 31, 2004, 02:06 PM
mike. you smell of hippopatamus bottom! and pie.

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:09 PM
nope.

ok then, more rules:

you get the slot when i get online. today, tommorow, whenever, you'll get it. *i have a modem, and a reuter, just a cable i need*

all you have to do is post somthing that'll make me laugh.

=-D

Solstis
Jul 31, 2004, 02:10 PM
Isn't Reuter(s) a financial company?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:13 PM
so funny.

yet, i'm not laughing.

Armok
Jul 31, 2004, 02:16 PM
On 2004-07-31 12:10, Solstis wrote:
Isn't Reuter(s) a financial company?

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif


Ok two attemps

How Many Flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two that feel horny under the bright lights

Whats brown and sticky?

A dog covered in treacle

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:19 PM
Armok...your online?!?!?!

yeah...sorta funny...but only made me smile.

Armok
Jul 31, 2004, 02:22 PM
Why does every seem so suprised at that?

Yep I'm online

Just move towards the center of the strong gravity field on Altair. Armok 1.1s usually the cause of it.

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:31 PM
heh, if you see a little force boy called Terrafin on the ep 1 and 2 servers, its me.

on the ep ||| servers, i'm called gill. and i'm a girl.


*gill is prononouced jill. just gifferent*

Armok
Jul 31, 2004, 02:41 PM
On 2004-07-31 12:31, mechgun_mike wrote:
heh, if you see a little force boy called Terrafin on the ep 1 and 2 servers, its me.

on the ep ||| servers, i'm called gill. and i'm a girl.


*gill is prononouced jill. just gifferent*





If you hang about the Altair psoworld lobbies late nights UK times your more than likely to see me at some point as thats where I'm most likely found since Den00b went FSOD mad.

On the Add slot quest

A nuns in the bath and hears a knock on the door
Nun: Who is it
Man outside door: Its the blind man
Nun: oh thats ok then come on it
Man walks in
Man: Nice boobs where you want the blind

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 02:47 PM
On 2004-07-31 12:41, Armok wrote:


On 2004-07-31 12:31, mechgun_mike wrote:
heh, if you see a little force boy called Terrafin on the ep 1 and 2 servers, its me.

on the ep ||| servers, i'm called gill. and i'm a girl.


*gill is prononouced jill. just gifferent*





If you hang about the Altair psoworld lobbies late nights UK times your more than likely to see me at some point as thats where I'm most likely found since Den00b went FSOD mad.

On the Add slot quest

A nuns in the bath and hears a knock on the door
Nun: Who is it
Man outside door: Its the blind man
Nun: oh thats ok then come on it
Man walks in
Man: Nice boobs where you want the blind



a smile. a smile.

Sord
Jul 31, 2004, 02:47 PM
how many rednecks does it take to eat road kill?

three, one to eat it off the road, and two to lick the tires




not that i'm online though http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Mixfortune
Jul 31, 2004, 02:57 PM
I don't need your damn addslot >_>

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 03:41 PM
well,then don't post.

Rainbowlemon
Jul 31, 2004, 03:45 PM
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was not alive?

Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?

So they can jump up into trees and play cards with monkeys.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Antimony on 2004-07-31 13:51 ]</font>

Kadavreski
Jul 31, 2004, 03:49 PM
edit that, before frink comes and tells you off.

TheOneHero
Aug 2, 2004, 12:30 PM
Hmm.... *shuffles through his blonde jokes*

Hmm.... *shuffles through his other jokes*

AHA! here a list of jokes for ya.

Three FKL members: *Ecliar, Sef, and KaFk* walking on an Island, they find a lamp and give it a rub. A genie pops out and says "You can each have one wish"

KaFka goeas first, "I want to go back to my Harem." In an instant...hes gone.

Sef is next, "I want off this stupid island!" In an instant hes gone.

Eclair is last and says, "You know...im lonely i wish those two were back."


Next one.

Osama bin Laden, a candian, and an american are walking down the street together when they find a lamp, picking it up they give it a rub; a genie come and says, "each of you get a wish." The canadian says, "I am a farmer so i want to land in Canada to be forever fertile.

With a wink his wish is granted, Osama goes up next and says. "I want a great wall built around Iraq, so no dirty americans or anybody else can get it." The genie grants his wish.

The American steps up and says, "Tell me about this wall..." The genie replies, "Well, it cannot be destroyed, goes up to the skys limit and nobody can get in or out."

The American grins and replies... "sweet....fill it with water."

More to come later. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif

Sord
Aug 2, 2004, 12:50 PM
On 2004-08-02 10:30, TheOneHero wrote:
With a wink his wish is granted, Osama goes up next and says. "I want a great wall built around Iraq, so no dirty americans or anybody else can get it." The genie grants his wish.

The American steps up and says, "Tell me about this wall..." The genie replies, "Well, it cannot be destroyed, goes up to the skys limit and nobody can get in or out."

The American grins and replies... "sweet....fill it with water."

More to come later. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Neo Rei
Aug 2, 2004, 01:43 PM
He's tricking you all into making lame jokes...all you'll ever get is a...

MONOMATE http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

KaFKa
Aug 2, 2004, 01:54 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Armok
Aug 2, 2004, 03:37 PM
On 2004-08-02 10:30, TheOneHero wrote:
Hmm.... *shuffles through his blonde jokes*

Hmm.... *shuffles through his other jokes*

AHA! here a list of jokes for ya.

Three FKL members: *Ecliar, Sef, and KaFk* walking on an Island, they find a lamp and give it a rub. A genie pops out and says "You can each have one wish"

KaFka goeas first, "I want to go back to my Harem." In an instant...hes gone.

Sef is next, "I want off this stupid island!" In an instant hes gone.

Eclair is last and says, "You know...im lonely i wish those two were back."


Next one.

Osama bin Laden, a candian, and an american are walking down the street together when they find a lamp, picking it up they give it a rub; a genie come and says, "each of you get a wish." The canadian says, "I am a farmer so i want to land in Canada to be forever fertile.

With a wink his wish is granted, Osama goes up next and says. "I want a great wall built around Iraq, so no dirty americans or anybody else can get it." The genie grants his wish.

The American steps up and says, "Tell me about this wall..." The genie replies, "Well, it cannot be destroyed, goes up to the skys limit and nobody can get in or out."

The American grins and replies... "sweet....fill it with water."

More to come later. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif



The Eclair one is clever.

The second ones as bad as those prick in a field ones. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Sord
Aug 2, 2004, 03:37 PM
you guys do know that a victor has already been proclaimed -_-