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navci
Aug 3, 2004, 01:16 PM
I have moved into my new apartment. It isn't bad at all, it is lovely in a lively area of the town, a gay couple live in the top floor of the opposite building which I get to watch them huggle if I have the free time. Breezy, I live in the cozy living room right now populated mostly by boxes.

But there is one thing though. The cleaning done in this apartment is not done very properly, and the guy who lived here is like a complete fucking slob. Honestly. We were cleaning the kitchen, all the shelves , stove, floor, fridge, they are all sticky. I don't want to poke at the oven yet and imagine what kinda horror must have happened in there. Like. Oh my fucking goodness, what do you have to do to get the place SO sticky? Like, does he ooze grease and then cook it for dinner or something? Not just the kitchen, the dining area also has sticky floors, and sticky floors are gross.

Now. At least you kinda know what might have gone on in the kitchen. The bathroom is another story. I had to wash the floor and walls, three times. The toilet is really close to one of the walls. And guess what, there is stains all over it. Like I really wanna imagine what the fucking hell is going on with that and what could those stains be. Honestly. When you go pee or poop, do you like spin in circles while doing that? Why the fuck are there so much stains on the wall? *shudder* And this has already been "cleaned" I can only imagine what does it look like when the guy was living here, he was prolly living in a pile of his own filth? Why, oh why do people like this exist?

Let's not forget he is the fucking reason I had to move twice in two seperate days because he is too stupid to keep up with something call a deadline. Right now I only have a little spot in the living room which I have set up my bed and the desk, I still have to clean up the rest of the place http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif All sticky floors.

Fucking slob. Die, DIE SLOB!!!!!
DISGUSTING SLOB!!!! May you rot in your filth and have worms climbing out your bellybutton.

Azbats
Aug 3, 2004, 01:24 PM
I gotta sympathise with you there. I too have just moved into a new home but I don't think there is one similarity. I have bought a new 3 story town house, 3 bedrooms, study, 3 bathroom, 2 en-suites, nice kitchen, ornimaental garden and the garge has been converted to a gym. [Not boasting, just saying http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif]

Even though it's a brand new house I still clean it from top to bottoem everyday. i simply can NOT STAND messy skroats. If you need any help I'll gladly ship a bottle of Flash and some cleaning utensals... oooh oooh and some gloves too.

PS: Don't go NEAR the back of the bed *shivers*

Sef
Aug 3, 2004, 02:04 PM
On 2004-08-03 11:16, navinator wrote:
When you go pee or poop, do you like spin in circles while doing that?


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Sorry there, that just made me laugh...

Hmmm...Damn, that sounds like a really, really shitty(literally) place to be at and clean. Do you have any help?

Well, atleast you've got most of the hard stuff done right? You know, moving stuff in and cleaning the essentials. But, the bathroom 3 times? Yeesh...I can't understand how some people can live like that. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

And how the hell did he manage to get ALL the floors sticky? Wtf. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
Edit: Just hope his name wasn't Douglas, http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


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Outrider
Aug 3, 2004, 02:28 PM
But navi, can you really complain? You've said it yourself... you're a greasy old man.

Maybe this is one of your kin. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Solstis
Aug 3, 2004, 02:35 PM
Agh! I hate sticky surfaces!

Poor navi. It'll take days to unstickalize.

navci
Aug 3, 2004, 03:40 PM
On 2004-08-03 12:28, Outrider wrote:
But navi, can you really complain? You've said it yourself... you're a greasy old man.

Maybe this is one of your kin. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



I might be old and greasy, but I am not sloppy. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

darthsaber9x9
Aug 3, 2004, 04:11 PM
haha!

i just wanna congratulate on moving, we have all heard many times how hard it has been for you. so go you!

and erm, what happened to your bro?

Outrider
Aug 3, 2004, 04:18 PM
On 2004-08-03 14:11, darthsaber9x9 wrote:
haha!

i just wanna congratulate on moving, we have all heard many times how hard it has been for you. so go you!

and erm, what happened to your bro?



Well, from what I've heard, he has a really nice closet now.

darthsaber9x9
Aug 3, 2004, 04:26 PM
On 2004-08-03 14:18, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-08-03 14:11, darthsaber9x9 wrote:
haha!

i just wanna congratulate on moving, we have all heard many times how hard it has been for you. so go you!

and erm, what happened to your bro?



Well, from what I've heard, he has a really nice closet now.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

its less than what he deserves http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif