View Full Version : All you ever wanted to know about KaFKa and his minions
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 05:13 PM
right here (http://science.howstuffworks.com/chupacabra.htm)
To some, this will be new info.
To others, they will laugh at that some.
Scrub
Aug 3, 2004, 05:45 PM
O_O; Holy shit! I never realized how scary looking a Chupacabra is thought to look!
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 05:47 PM
luckly it oly says cats and not cat-girls
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 05:49 PM
yes, those are my mini chupacabra minions. they grow up so fast.
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 05:51 PM
On 2004-08-03 15:49, KaFKa wrote:
yes, those are my mini chupacabra minions. they grow up so fast.
how fast?
and you said they won't hurt me right?
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 05:52 PM
On 2004-08-03 15:51, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 15:49, KaFKa wrote:
yes, those are my mini chupacabra minions. they grow up so fast.
how fast?
about twice as fast as a human
and you said they won't hurt me right?
right, as long as you dont betray me...
Tact
Aug 3, 2004, 05:54 PM
On 2004-08-03 15:47, Eclair wrote:
luckly it oly says cats and not cat-girls and cat-boys
Did you leave me us out? I bet you hate us cat-boys...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 05:55 PM
On 2004-08-03 15:52, KaFKa wrote:
On 2004-08-03 15:51, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 15:49, KaFKa wrote:
yes, those are my mini chupacabra minions. they grow up so fast.
how fast?
about twice as fast as a human
and you said they won't hurt me right?
right, as long as you dont betray me...
no worries there as long as our intrests are the same and you don't turn me into a chimera
and no tact I no hate you guys
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 06:04 PM
i wouldnt turn you into a chimera to begin with.
and kaffy will ultimately reign supreme upon the wasteland of FKL, may the old gods die to raise upon their corpses the new order of life within the landfill. and upon the throne of old shall sit the master if this new order. and he will reign with an iron fist for a thousand years. SIEG HEIL!!
...did i say that out loud? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime2.gif
Tact
Aug 3, 2004, 06:05 PM
On 2004-08-03 15:55, Eclair wrote:
and no tact I no hate you guys
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif Thanks. *claws up some wood*
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 06:07 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:04, KaFKa wrote:
i wouldnt turn you into a chimera to begin with.
I don't want to be like zelgadis
.... .... ....
but then again it could have some advantages.....
NOOOOOOO
I want to stay me
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 06:10 PM
okay
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 06:12 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:10, KaFKa wrote:
okay
this sounds too easy
*runs away to go exploring the land a bit and to escape the evil plans KaFKa has planned for me*
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 06:17 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:12, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 16:10, KaFKa wrote:
okay
this sounds too easy
*runs away to go exploring the land a bit and to escape the evil plans KaFKa has planned for everyone*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif
navci
Aug 3, 2004, 06:19 PM
they look more an alien than monster-like
On 2004-08-03 16:19, navinator wrote:
they look more an alien than monster-like
Afraid of aliens, navi?
doubletake123
Aug 3, 2004, 06:22 PM
OHHHHHHHHH NOES!!!!!!!!!
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 06:22 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:17, KaFKa wrote:
On 2004-08-03 16:12, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 16:10, KaFKa wrote:
okay
this sounds too easy
*runs away to go exploring the land a bit and to escape the evil plans KaFKa has planned for everyone*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif
*discovers a thing that is able to destroy KaFKa in one shot*
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 06:40 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:22, Eclair wrote:
*discovers a thing that is able to destroy KaFKa in one shot*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 06:42 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:40, KaFKa wrote:
On 2004-08-03 16:22, Eclair wrote:
*discovers a thing that is able to destroy KaFKa in one shot*
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
this is a nice looking dagger
can I keep it KaFKa?
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 06:44 PM
*destroys dagger* no...
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 06:46 PM
On 2004-08-03 16:44, KaFKa wrote:
*destroys dagger* no...
but I liked that dagger you meanie
I should use this one hit kill thingie on you
*uses the bow that kills KaFKa in one shot on him*
REVENGE
or it would be if I didn't like KaFKa
*watchs the bow give KaFKa a new ability*
happy?
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif
though i'm tempted to continue my hunt on cat people, should i despose of eclair, i'd me stopping an aid of kafka... thus determining it as an act of good. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
i'm not sure if killing something counterbalances a good thing enough, so i'd have to proceed in a very slow and torterous way just to be sure...
although normally i'd go through with this anyways not giving a second thought, this is a minion of kafka i'm going to be wasting. i'm not sure i could keep her consious long enough to get the deed away from the good side!
*doesnt know what to do* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_no.gif
...
*solution*
cmon eclair, shoot the bow at kakfa... you know you want to...
dude3282
Aug 3, 2004, 06:58 PM
El Chupa Came up from San Juan
by D. Trull
Enigma Editor
(PSCP
[email protected])
(Sung to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
El Chupa came up from San Juan,
He was lookin' for some goats to suck.
He was in a bind
Back south of the line,
Hoped the U.S. would change his luck.
When he came across this ape man
With his pet billy goat he called Spot,
And El Chupa jumped up in Bigfoot's face
And said, "Amigo, let me tell you what:
"I guess you no comprendo,
"But I'm El Chupacabras, si?
"And if you care to take a dare
"You'll make a bet with me.
"Now you look pretty scary, hombre, no?
"But givin' El Chupa his due,
"I'll bet this taco of gold against your goat
"To think I'm badder than you."
Bigfoot said, "My name's Sasquatch,
"And it might not be fair.
"But I'll take that bet and you're gonna regret,
"'Cause I'm your worst dadburn nightmare!"
Sasquatch, bristle up your fur
And flex your muscles hard.
The Goatsucker's crossed the border
And he ain't got no green card.
And if you win,
You get this shiny taco made of gold...
But if you lose,
El Chupa gets your goat!
El Chupa sharpened up his claws
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And gunk dripped from his narrow lips
As saliva went to flow.
And he licked his tongue across his fangs
And he made a evil hiss,
And a band of mariachis joined in
And it sounded something like this:
(to the tune of "La Cucaracha":)
"El Chupacabras, El Chupacabras!
"En la noche cuando suenas,
"El Chupacabras, El Chupacabras!
"Chupo sus cabras muertas!
"El Chupacabras, El Chupacabras!
"Gatos, pollos, caballos...
"El Chupacabras, El Chupacabras!
"Me gusta la sangre de los todos!
"... Ole!"
When El Chupa finished, Sasquatch said,
"Well, you're purty good, old son!
"Now sit your spikey ass right there
"And let me show you how it's done!"
"I'm on the mountain, folks all run!
"Chupa's in the house of the #1!
"I can tear the heads off
"Kickin' buffalo!
"Goats are all that you bite:
"So, child, so?"
(cue devastatingly thunderous fiddle solo)
El Chupa bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden taco on the ground
At them Big Feet.
Sasquatch said, "Chupa, just come on back
"If you ever want me, anywhere.
"I done told you once,
"You son of a... whatever...
"I'm everybody's worst nightmare!"
Bigfoot sang:
"I'm on the mountain, folks all run!
"Chupa's in the house of the #1!
"I can tear the heads off
"Kickin' buffalo!
"Spot, you want to eat this
"Gold taco?"
(c) Copyright 1996 ParaScope, Inc.
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:00 PM
^_^
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 07:24 PM
no, that's just... no http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
KaFKa, what do you have to say to the claims that la chupacabra is an alien?
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 07:30 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:25, Quo wrote:
KaFKa, what do you have to say to the claims that la chupacabra is an alien?
probably that they are only one of many diffrent theories, and shouldn't be given any more credit then any other theory... or maybe he'll curse you out
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:31 PM
KaFKa is the la chupacabra which i the unstoppable force with no explaination necesarry
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 07:33 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:31, Eclair wrote:
KaFKa is the la chupacabra which i the unstoppable force with no explaination necesarry
chances are this is what he's actually going to say
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:36 PM
^_^
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:43 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:50 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:46, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
*watchs quo grow feathers that last for 2 days*
On 2004-08-03 17:50, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:46, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
*watchs quo grow feathers that last for 2 days*
Hot damn. . .*flaps newfound wings*. . . nifty.
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 07:52 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:51, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:50, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:46, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
*watchs quo grow feathers that last for 2 days*
Hot damn. . .*flaps newfound wings*. . . nifty.
just don't fly to close to the sun, they'll melt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
On 2004-08-03 17:52, Sord wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:51, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:50, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:46, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
*watchs quo grow feathers that last for 2 days*
Hot damn. . .*flaps newfound wings*. . . nifty.
just don't fly to close to the sun, they'll melt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
*snaps fingers* Rats. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 07:54 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:52, Sord wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:51, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:50, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:46, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:43, Eclair wrote:
On 2004-08-03 17:37, Quo wrote:
Fair enough.
*gives you a nice red and green tinted cupcake*
*looks at it suspiciously, eats it anyway*
*watchs quo grow feathers that last for 2 days*
Hot damn. . .*flaps newfound wings*. . . nifty.
just don't fly to close to the sun, they'll melt http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
*watchs feathers grow non stop*
On 2004-08-03 17:54, Eclair wrote:
*watchs feathers grow non stop*
*flies toward the sun quickly to rid himself of the cursed feathers*
Ah, too late!
*Falls to earth, dies, finds himself once more in FKHell*
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 08:20 PM
On 2004-08-03 17:58, Sef wrote:
Poor poor Icarus.
poor anyone in greek or roman mythology, as they are almost always screwed over in the end
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 08:21 PM
*goes into the harem, plotting his evil reign*
and zi, why would you go against me, when i have so much to offer?
Try it out KaFKa. What does it do?
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 08:22 PM
*gets new ability*
yay, anotehr ability to add to my volumous array...
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 08:23 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:21, KaFKa wrote:
*goes into the harem, plotting his evil reign*
and zi, why would you go against me, when i have so much to offer?
KaFKa is back
*gives KaFKa the bow that is indestructable that can also kill him in one shot*
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 08:25 PM
*takes the bow, then devises some way to be rid of it*
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 08:27 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:25, KaFKa wrote:
*takes the bow, then devises some way to be rid of it*
...burn it?
On 2004-08-03 18:25, KaFKa wrote:
*takes the bow, then devises some way to be rid of it*
Oooo. I'll take it.
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 08:28 PM
indestructible bow, sord...
Allos
Aug 3, 2004, 08:30 PM
*Pulls down boxers*
KaFKa
Aug 3, 2004, 08:30 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:28, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:25, KaFKa wrote:
*takes the bow, then devises some way to be rid of it*
Oooo. I'll take it.
no
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 08:30 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:28, KaFKa wrote:
indestructible bow, sord...
well, Gods can do anything, guard it till Frink gets back, gods can do anything, including destroying indestructable objects
On 2004-08-03 18:30, Allos wrote:
*Pulls down boxers*
*covers eyes, hides under a rock*
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 08:33 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:25, KaFKa wrote:
*takes the bow, then devises some way to be rid of it*
I could seal it in a sealed off part of the astral plane were only I can get to
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 08:34 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:31, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:30, Allos wrote:
*Pulls down boxers*
*covers eyes, hides under a rock*
*but unfortunately the rock is incinerated from being near such a horable scene*
On 2004-08-03 18:34, Sord wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:31, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:30, Allos wrote:
*Pulls down boxers*
*covers eyes, hides under a rock*
*but unfortunately the rock is incinerated from being near such a horable scene*
*finds a new rock*
On 2004-08-03 18:21, KaFKa wrote:
and zi, why would you go against me, when i have so much to offer?
i have a thing against cat people. weather one be on the crapper, or by your side, its my self procmlaimed obligation to kill it.
i'm an instigator. you know that ^_^
Kuea
Aug 3, 2004, 08:39 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:36, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:34, Sord wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:31, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:30, Allos wrote:
*Pulls down boxers*
*covers eyes, hides under a rock*
*but unfortunately the rock is incinerated from being near such a horable scene*
*finds a new rock*
*binds quo to chair and prys eyes open*
On 2004-08-03 18:39, Eclair wrote:
*binds quo to chair and prys eyes open*
*screams insatiably*
Sord
Aug 3, 2004, 08:45 PM
On 2004-08-03 18:43, Quo wrote:
On 2004-08-03 18:39, Eclair wrote:
*binds quo to chair and prys eyes open*
*screams insatiably*
Eclair, that is just beyound all sensible cruelty http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif
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