FKL 04/05 Neutral Candidate

[Allos]

The first 9 people to PM me get to be in the running for the Neutral Party for the 04/05 FKL presidential race. The only restrictions are that no DTPA members PMs will count (as I'm counting on your votes to support me.....and the lucky SOB that gets to be my vice prez!). A-DTPA party members....well.....look to Ketchup for your restrictions.

After I recieve the PMs, a vote will take place to see who gets to run for the neutral party in the upcoming election.

[Ketchup345]

On 2004-08-04 14:38, Allos wrote:
After I recieve the PMs, a vote will take place to see who gets to run for the neutral party in the upcoming election.


Did you not get the memo saying that there will no longer be any elections?

Soon enoungh, FKL will move to a true Communism, which means no leader. This is scheduled to happen sometime next week.

[Sef]

No!

[Allos]

Oh fuck the presidency, read my PM.

I'm stopping you before this happens. We'd do it anyway regardless.

[RavenTW]

FKL has been in a state of complete anarchy ever since it was made. Not even Communism will survive here.

[Mixfortune]

PM sent http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Ketchup345]

It may happen, but there will be no point, as FKL will no longer have a leader.


*Quickly scribbles down and signs a huge retirement bonus bill*

[Sord]

screw elections, screw communism. FKL will always be a bunch of diffrent factions, some waring against each other, some just watching from the sidelines. To unite everyone in the name of equality won't work, so screw communism, and the person elected doesn't get much power anyways, so you might as well just screw that too.



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[Sef]

On 2004-08-04 14:43, Mixfortune wrote:
PM sent http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


How the hell and I gonna win now. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Kuea]

huh?

[MrLostman]

I sent my PM. LOSTMAN FOR PREZ!

[Sef]

On 2004-08-04 14:44, MrLostman wrote:
I sent my PM. LOSTMAN FOR PREZ!


Dammit! People love Lostman and Mix.

I've got no chance. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

[Allos]

Christ, you guys respond really fast...


As of my last check, candidates include Mixxy, Sef, and Lostman.

[MrLostman]

YES! YES YES!

To celebrate, all my supporters are invited to my ship for one helluva bangin party yo! So two way your chicken heads and get to my party and vote Lostman.

[Allos]

Rico and Eclair have just entered the race boys and girls!

[RicoRoyal]

Vote for me!!! Koopa Mega Cannons for all!!! Or is that for none? Okay... wait...

Koopa Mega Cannons for some...
Tiny American flags for others!

[Kuea]

PM sent

[Sef]

Feck.

[RicoRoyal]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

[MrLostman]

Crap, now that Im runing against Eclair, I might lose. Okay well all you guys, I cant promise much as head of FKL, but I do promise that my platform is simple. Vote Lostman and you will never be stalked or bothered by him again!

[Allos]

Welcome Sord children!

[Sef]

On 2004-08-04 14:52, MrLostman wrote:
Crap, now that Im runing against Eclair, I might lose. Okay well all you guys, I cant promise much as head of FKL, but I do promise that my platform is simple. Vote Lostman and you will never be stalked or bothered by him again!


Sad.

I don't care if Eclair's running. I'm still doing it. She might be prettier, cooler, a girl and something else that I don't know, but I've still got a fighting chance!

[RicoRoyal]

My Koopa Mega Cannon will destroy the opposition http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 14:55, RicoRoyal wrote:
My Koopa Mega Cannon will destroy the opposition http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif


and probably all of FKL with it -_-

[MrLostman]

Vote MrLostman and I promise you any thing and everything, cause I will do anything to be a good leader for the people. And I also proclaim, that the weekends will be free beer, pizza, ice cream, and hooker days, each and every weekend!

[Bradicus]

On 2004-08-04 14:54, Sef wrote:


On 2004-08-04 14:52, MrLostman wrote:
Crap, now that Im runing against Eclair, I might lose. Okay well all you guys, I cant promise much as head of FKL, but I do promise that my platform is simple. Vote Lostman and you will never be stalked or bothered by him again!


Sad.

I don't care if Eclair's running. I'm still doing it. She might be prettier, cooler, a girl and something else that I don't know, but I've still got a fighting chance!


'Cuz you've got spunk!

[Sef]

Psh! We'll see.

[Sord]

vote for me and i promise everything would be the same as if you voted for someone else casue presidents are powerless here (accept for the @, but it's not like there is anything to spend it on, further driving down it value as money each time it's made, I doubt it's backed up with anything either)

[MrLostman]

I will do anything to lead the people! Come on everyone, we all know I am a sad little person who needs some kinda recogintion to feel special. OKay, for every person who votes for me, I will shoot my self out of a cannon!

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 14:59, MrLostman wrote:
I will do anything to lead the people! Come on everyone, we all know I am a sad little person who needs some kinda recogintion to feel special. OKay, for every person who votes for me, I will shoot my self out of a cannon!


...if the representative get to vote, but not for ourselves, I am so picking Mix -_-

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-08-04 14:59, MrLostman wrote:
I will do anything to lead the people! Come on everyone, we all know I am a sad little person who needs some kinda recogintion to feel special. OKay, for every person who votes for me, I will shoot my self out of a cannon!



For everyone who votes for me, I will shoot him WITH a cannon http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_turtle.gif

[RicoRoyal]

Once I am victorious, I promise that every carhold (what do you call them? ooooh, a garage... well pardon me) in FKL will have one these...

http://www.jeux-online.ff.st/mkg/mkdd/pilotes/koopa.jpg

[Allos]

On 2004-08-04 15:00, Sord wrote:

...if the representative get to vote, but not for ourselves, I am so picking Mix -_-



Vote for whoever you want.

[Allos]

7, KaFKa's in it now bitches.

[KaFKa]

i dont care if there are already 9 people, i sent a PM.

and if Kaffy is elected, i will open the main parts of the harem to the public.

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:07, Allos wrote:


On 2004-08-04 15:00, Sord wrote:

...if the representative get to vote, but not for ourselves, I am so picking Mix -_-



Vote for whoever you want.


aight, so we have what, six ro seven people now? *wonders who else would is going to run*

[Kuea]

ummmmmm

I protect everyone from the koopa mage cannon and also provide other services as well as paying everyone a little more extra @

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:09, Eclair wrote:
ummmmmm

I protect everyone from the koopa mage cannon and also provide other services as well as paying everyone a little more extra @


how can you do this when your gone half the time?

[KaFKa]

i also offer an @ tax break, and up the pay to everyone threefold.

i will also approve the legislation that the pwning of noobs will be allowed, if done tastefully and completely.

[Allos]

Hehehe....only 2 spots left.

[MrLostman]

Uh, if elected, I promise free porn for everyone who wants it and all the money FKL wants. The people will all live like kings!

[Kuea]

isn't KaFKa a part of the DTPA or A-DTPA?

and I would leave things more or less the same just with a few changes like an increase in money a slight decrease in taxes and plenty of stuff to do as well as get together the FKL games

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:11, KaFKa wrote:
i also offer an @ tax break, and up the pay to everyone threefold.

i will also approve the legislation that the pwning of noobs will be allowed, if done tastefully and completely.


...exactly how big of a tax break, cause if your gonna give out threefold, then you'll be losing to more then your getting. And if you decide to print it and just hand it out, item prices will go up, also, I hope you have something to back it up (gold, silver, property, something) or it's worthless

[KaFKa]

On 2004-08-04 15:17, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 15:11, KaFKa wrote:
i also offer an @ tax break, and up the pay to everyone threefold.

i will also approve the legislation that the pwning of noobs will be allowed, if done tastefully and completely.


...exactly how big of a tax break, cause if your gonna give out threefold, then you'll be losing to more then your getting. And if you decide to print it and just hand it out, item prices will go up, also, I hope you have something to back it up (gold, silver, property, something) or it's worthless


you seem to not understand just how much @ is stored im my coffers, sord.

[Mixfortune]

Do I even really need to make any promises?

[Sef]

Hehehe...Politcal Promises.

[Allos]

I'm getting tired of waiting. Someone suggest two more members that should be put in. I was thinking about Ness...

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:18, KaFKa wrote:


On 2004-08-04 15:17, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 15:11, KaFKa wrote:
i also offer an @ tax break, and up the pay to everyone threefold.

i will also approve the legislation that the pwning of noobs will be allowed, if done tastefully and completely.


...exactly how big of a tax break, cause if your gonna give out threefold, then you'll be losing to more then your getting. And if you decide to print it and just hand it out, item prices will go up, also, I hope you have something to back it up (gold, silver, property, something) or it's worthless


you seem to not understand just how much @ is stored im my coffers, sord.


must have been easy given a)it's worthlessness and b) your most likely plundered most of it

also, you still haven't answered how big of a tax cut. I mean, what if someone else wants to match it or do better.

personally, i would just do away with @ all together, nothing ever really gets funded, nobody ever buys anything, so what's the point in currency?

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-08-04 15:09, Eclair wrote:
ummmmmm

I protect everyone from the koopa mage cannon and also provide other services as well as paying everyone a little more extra @



LIES, ALL LIES!

Don't be fooled by this mischevious character.
How can Eclair protect you against something that she helped create? Or don't you remember, Eclair? It was you who wanted Ted out of your way no matter what the cost...

Only I can control the cannon. Vote for me and not only will you all be guaranteed safe haven from the cannon, but you will also be protected by it against all other forms of evil http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

Is this the future you want for your children?
http://www.mariomonsters.com/koopa/art_koopa3.jpg
I didn't think so. Vote RicoRoyal for Neutral Party president.

[Allos]

Make that 1 more person left. Ness at least deserves a spot.

[KaFKa]

i will cut taxes by 30%, if you were wondering...

and also, lets not forget that if i am elected, the main floor of the harem is open to the public.

[Kuea]

all I hav to do is open a gateway to another area that your K.M.C. shot would go through and disappear

and whoever votes for me gets one favour and won't get attacked by me of my own free will

I will reduce taxes by 1/6 and increase your money by 1/5

I will open a store in which you can buy or sell stuff for more @

I will also be the operator of said store

[Allos]

Come on people....one more candidate needed...


At this point I'll even take a suggestion.

[-Z]

Though i dont think i'd be a worthwhile candidate to enter, i'll be there to vote still.

i'm leaning towards kafka as of now, seeing as he's the only one i know who'll support thievery, random assassinations, and goat sucking.

...

but tell me. do any of you candidates offer free dental? ~_^

[Bradicus]

On 2004-08-04 15:19, Mixfortune wrote:
Do I even really need to make any promises?


Now that is a platform.
Not annoying me with cliche FKL roleplay has already hooked you my vote.

[KaFKa]

On 2004-08-04 15:29, -Z wrote:
but tell me. do any of you candidates offer free dental? ~_^


i thought that went without saying http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Allos]

What about Ian? Anyone for Ian?

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:32, Allos wrote:
What about Ian? Anyone for Ian?


fine, whatever, why do wee need a 9th person anyways?

[Kuea]

yes ian is the fourth person

or maybe photondrop

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:34, Eclair wrote:
yes ian is the fourth person

or maybe photondrop


I'd rather have PD over Ian >_>

[Allos]

PD is DTPA and therefore not eligible. I'll start the vote now.

[RicoRoyal]

dental plan you say....

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-08-04 15:29, -Z wrote:
but tell me. do any of you candidates offer free dental? ~_^



DENTAL PLAN!!! Lisa needs braces.

FREE DENTAL PLAN FOR ALL!!!
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n01/n64/software/nus_p_nalj/smash/flash/0222/ending_sim/dr_mario_360.jpg
Paid for in part by relatives of the Koopa Troopa.

[Kuea]

dental is included with everyone rico

[Allos]

Poll is up. Dont PM me anymore.

[RicoRoyal]

On 2004-08-04 15:38, Eclair wrote:
dental is included with everyone rico

'

Yeah, but my plan guarantees that you get Dr. Mario as your primary health physician.

[Sord]

I say we just vote Mix, he seems to make more sense then any of us ever do

[Kuea]

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Don't you know Dr.Mario never washs his hands?

[-Z]

interesting... though i don't approve of your *ahem* catness, i DO very much approve of you getting dirt/blackmailing other parties >)

[Sef]

If I win, I'm going to smite something or someone. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

[Kuea]

oh and if I win I will stay as a HUnewearl or sorceress a bit more often

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 15:52, Eclair wrote:
oh and if I win I will stay as a HUnewearl or sorceress a bit more often


>_> so you'll be a ferret-person more often? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Kuea]

no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form

[Sef]

On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.


I'm pretty sure it was some kind of cat from the PS games.

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sef wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.


I'm pretty sure it was some kind of cat from the PS games.


I don't think so, because that would be to typical, and i know this wasn't a typical anthro

[Sef]

On 2004-08-04 16:08, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sef wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.


I'm pretty sure it was some kind of cat from the PS games.


I don't think so, because that would be to typical, and i know this wasn't a typical anthro


Okie doke...http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif

[Tact]

On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sef wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.


I'm pretty sure it was some kind of cat from the PS games.



If it was a cat, wouldn't Eclair's title be redundant? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Sord]

On 2004-08-04 16:30, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sef wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:03, Sord wrote:


On 2004-08-04 16:00, Eclair wrote:
no just my HUnewearl or sorceress form


i beleive Meira gave some background detail on Hunewearls ears. The girl that the hunnies were based off of was supposed to look like a cross with a ferret or something, so basically i was talking about the HUnewearl form. Though I may be wrong, ask Meira for specific details.


I'm pretty sure it was some kind of cat from the PS games.



If it was a cat, wouldn't Eclair's title be redundant? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


no offence to Eclair or anything, but aren't cat-girls already a bit redundent in today's society?

[Sef]

Who knows? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif