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JGaff
Aug 15, 2004, 10:50 AM
CNN.com (http://itsatrap.ytmnd.com/)





Sunday, August 15, 2004 posted 11:37AM


Kabul, Afghanistan(UPI)- Earlier today, Coalition Forces led by the United states surrounded the a stronghold believed to be a possible whereabout of Usama Bin Laden.

Acting on an outside tip, the forces stormed the compound and started an intensive search. After pulling back some rugs, Coalition forces discovered underground escape passages. Fearing Bin Laden might be getting away, they gave chase and swept through the tunnels.

The gambit paid off when Marines located a armed figure holding a position at the end of the route. A car and some briefcases stood idle by the entrance. This prompted a courageous solider to sneak up and disarm, much to his surprise, Usama Bin Laden.

The rest of the marines we not far behind in their effort to thwart the Killer of Thousands. After merciless beatings, he was taken into custody and is being interogated.


[b]A Killer Talks[b]

Usama bin Laden was worth 50 million in reward money authorities are telling CNN at this hour. Private Kenneth Alfred of the 101st Armored stationed in Afghanistan has stepped forward to claim a fair share. His mother Kendra tells CNN "Half of it will go the the needy children and families of Fort Riley, the rest of it will be saved up and spent well over the years. He may even get me a new House."

So far Bin Laden had acknowledged to authorities that there is a terrorist attack being planned in the United states AND in Europe this summer, and when the hammer falls "The wicked west will be crushed, and Allah's Vengence will prevail!"

This prompted Homeland Security director to raise the terror level to Red yesterday as questions swirled over what will happen in the days to come. "We need to be on our guard in this present day." Defense secretary Rumsfeld said. He then added " The terroists hate freedom, and we cannot allow that


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The total cost of life in this operation was 30 Taliban, and you, if you followed the link.






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Eanae
Aug 15, 2004, 10:52 AM
wtf? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

Sef
Aug 15, 2004, 11:13 AM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Dhylec
Aug 15, 2004, 11:17 AM
o.omg..
they got the wrong guy, they found his double
osama is safe while his double usama is caught http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

JGaff
Aug 15, 2004, 01:10 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^ Check the link http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^


Anyone who has ever surfed Penny-arcade's Forums has seen this one done one way or another (I know some people here Read PA). If you don't get it, we'll, I tried.

I would have put more into the article, but I had to go to lunch with my Grandfather, so It was a bit more rushed. I tried to be creative and add some flourshes, and used HTML to my advantage. If you haven't heard of Itsatrap.net*, My bad. I've seen this one pulled brilliantly with Saddam breaking out of prison, so i tried to innovate. if you don't get it, It's FKL, so it doesn't matter.

For your information, Usama Bin Laden is just another name news networks use for Osama, so I tried to throw that in there too.


I'll go back and edit for future onlookers as make it more believable...


Edit: Tried both versions of itsatrap that i knew, and neither seem to have the sound. It would have been Ackbar saying "Its a trap!" over and over again. I don't know why it's not doing that.

Edit: http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^ Fixed
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Sagasu
Aug 15, 2004, 01:15 PM
-_-

TheOneHero
Aug 15, 2004, 01:29 PM
On 2004-08-15 11:15, Sagasu wrote:
-_-



Yes, my thoughts exactly.

Eanae
Aug 15, 2004, 01:30 PM
On 2004-08-15 11:29, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2004-08-15 11:15, Sagasu wrote:
-_-



Yes, my thoughts exactly.

Para
Aug 15, 2004, 01:37 PM
*moves cursor over link*
hmmm http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Outrider
Aug 15, 2004, 02:05 PM
He sure was found!

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/reviews/582401_20031121_screen005.jpg

God bless those good people who made Fugitive Hunter for PS2. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sef
Aug 15, 2004, 03:15 PM
KA-POW!

JGaff
Aug 15, 2004, 07:26 PM
http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Where would America be without crappy fighting games that tell it like it is? Almost makes me want to watch Fox News and feel damn good about not caring about what happens in Iraq.

Outrider
Aug 15, 2004, 07:44 PM
On 2004-08-15 17:26, JGaff wrote:


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Where would America be without crappy fighting games that tell it like it is? Almost makes me want to watch Fox News and feel damn good about not caring about what happens in Iraq.



It's actually an FPS except for the "boss fights."

Sagasu
Aug 15, 2004, 07:49 PM
On 2004-08-15 17:44, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-08-15 17:26, JGaff wrote:


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Where would America be without crappy fighting games that tell it like it is? Almost makes me want to watch Fox News and feel damn good about not caring about what happens in Iraq.



It's actually an FPS except for the "boss fights."



And if you can actually believe it,

not many of us care http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Outrider
Aug 15, 2004, 08:40 PM
On 2004-08-15 17:49, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-08-15 17:44, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-08-15 17:26, JGaff wrote:


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/anime1.gif^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Where would America be without crappy fighting games that tell it like it is? Almost makes me want to watch Fox News and feel damn good about not caring about what happens in Iraq.



It's actually an FPS except for the "boss fights."



And if you can actually believe it,

not many of us care http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Says the only person who actually bought the game. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

space_butler
Aug 16, 2004, 04:58 AM
bin laden lives in my ear...but dont tell the americans!

Kadavreski
Aug 16, 2004, 05:17 AM
On 2004-08-16 02:58, space_butler wrote:
bin laden lives in my ear...but dont tell the americans!



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif

space_butler
Aug 16, 2004, 05:19 AM
On 2004-08-16 03:17, mechgun_mike wrote:


On 2004-08-16 02:58, space_butler wrote:
bin laden lives in my ear...but dont tell the americans!



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



what? i cant get him out of there.

Kadavreski
Aug 16, 2004, 05:32 AM
On 2004-08-16 03:19, space_butler wrote:


On 2004-08-16 03:17, mechgun_mike wrote:


On 2004-08-16 02:58, space_butler wrote:
bin laden lives in my ear...but dont tell the americans!



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



what? i cant get him out of there.



http://www.bullnet.co.uk/henry/l0200005.jpg

space_butler
Aug 16, 2004, 05:35 AM
On 2004-08-16 03:32, mechgun_mike wrote:


On 2004-08-16 03:19, space_butler wrote:


On 2004-08-16 03:17, mechgun_mike wrote:


On 2004-08-16 02:58, space_butler wrote:
bin laden lives in my ear...but dont tell the americans!



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif



what? i cant get him out of there.



http://www.bullnet.co.uk/henry/l0200005.jpg



his beard is tangled in my hair http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

Kadavreski
Aug 16, 2004, 06:29 AM
http://www.sharon-lee.com.au/implements/scissors.jpg

space_butler
Aug 16, 2004, 06:34 AM
EVIL!!!

Kadavreski
Aug 16, 2004, 06:54 AM
On 2004-08-16 04:29, mechgun_mike wrote:
http://www.sharon-lee.com.au/implements/scissors.jpg



evil:lol: