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TheOneHero
Sep 15, 2004, 06:09 PM
*sigh* If only I could have a picture or this...monstrosity.

High School.

It sucks for everyone...well, almost everyone.

You do crazy things.

You hate certain people.

all teachers are evil.

But...



The lunch hour, is ourhour, I am the King of Chocolate Milk and Little Debby Cakes.

Each day I would buy two - four packs of Little Debby Zebra cakes and about 4 or 5 Milks. *and to think I stayed in my awesome physical form* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I love these things...but one day...my passion went to far.


It was that Golden Day, just after I had finished despoiting 30$ for my Lunch Account when it happened...

I wanted to be known for more than just my uber good looks and both my Power Ranger incidents. So I bought...

One...

Entire...

Milk...

Crate...

Holding 50 Chocolate Milks I lugged it back to my table, the entire lunch room stared in disbelief at the guy who had spent 15$ on milk.

I dumped the entire crate out and put it back witht the kind old lunch ladies and set down for buisness.

I chugged and I chugged. Friends and foes, strangers and little freshmen all joined in helping me. They had no idea what I was up too...except a few.

After some time I sent little freshmen scouts into the lunchroom to collect empty milk cartoons, and then...construction began.


I started to build the Milk Palace. It took the entire lunch hour, but it happened. 2 - 2 1/2 feet long and wide. 4 or so feet tall.

This baby was beautiful, then...before the picture could be taken by a friend...some faggot junoir sent hurtiling an empty soda bottle.

I was depressed as that lethal attack struck my Palace, an hour of hard chugging and stacking destroyed in only a few seconds.

Afterward he got yelled out and a couple peoply smacked him around. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

If only...if only that picture had been taken. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

'twas a sad day...


Well, I just thought I'd share that with everyone, oh man...it was great. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 06:11 PM
We only get half an hour. vv

Shadowpawn
Sep 15, 2004, 06:12 PM
Next time buy $30 and build a bigger place...and show us a pic GOTDAMNIT...



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Shadowpawn on 2004-09-15 18:26 ]</font>

TheOneHero
Sep 15, 2004, 06:13 PM
On 2004-09-15 16:11, Polaris wrote:
We only get half an hour. vv



So do we, but it was block day so its like doubled. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Shadowpawn
Sep 15, 2004, 06:14 PM
On 2004-09-15 16:11, Polaris wrote:
We only get half an hour. vv



What the hell? We told you NOT to come here...someone get the sign...

TheOneHero
Sep 15, 2004, 06:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Quo/Hell.jpg

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Shadowpawn
Sep 15, 2004, 06:17 PM
Your stuck here now...there is no escape...

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 07:49 PM
Yes.. There is no escape... From me that is. >> <<

KaFKa
Sep 15, 2004, 07:51 PM
On 2004-09-15 17:49, Polaris wrote:
Yes.. There is no escape... From me that is. >> <<


would ya look at that? the noob walks willingly into his demise. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif

*grabs the nublet and totes him away to the harem*

dude3282
Sep 15, 2004, 07:54 PM
@ToH: dude, awesome. Sounds like fun. A whole crate of milk, bet you had to pee.

@Polaris: hope you're insured. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 08:01 PM
*Looks around harem, gasps* I've been here before! ...Yes, we'll have much fun here. *Snicker*

Sef
Sep 15, 2004, 08:18 PM
This one shows promise.

Too bad we have to kill him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif

Tact
Sep 15, 2004, 08:23 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:01, Polaris wrote:
*Looks around harem, gasps* I've been here before! ...Yes, we'll have much fun here. *Snicker*



Ok...fine. You made it to KaFKa's harem. Now just try to not meet Eclair, for she might tear you to shreds with her claws and dark blue Rati, which is probably more than at home in KaFKa's harem...

Shadowpawn
Sep 15, 2004, 08:31 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:18, Sef wrote:
This one shows promise.

Too bad we have to kill him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif



He'll come back...he's already in hell...

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 08:36 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:18, Sef wrote:
This one shows promise.

Too bad we have to kill him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif



Kill meh? Impossible. For I am Kuraciarokaminivarlwood The Impatient Ogre Wolf Lord! Now... Bring me this Eclair.... I like pastries.

KaFKa
Sep 15, 2004, 08:42 PM
kids http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif

*locks polaris away in the dungeon, for later fun*

doubletake123
Sep 15, 2004, 08:45 PM
*takes hat off and puts in on chest*

Shadowpawn
Sep 15, 2004, 08:47 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:45, doubletake123 wrote:
*takes hat off and puts in on chest*



Tis a shame...

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 08:47 PM
*Squeals from inside dungeon* Purdy... *Throws a party*

Sef
Sep 15, 2004, 08:48 PM
You're an eager little...Meh.

doubletake123
Sep 15, 2004, 08:52 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:48, Sef wrote:
You're an eager little...Meh.

yea...kinda like that.

Polaris
Sep 15, 2004, 08:52 PM
*Nod* Tis.

Sagasu
Sep 15, 2004, 10:32 PM
On 2004-09-15 18:48, Sef wrote:
You're an eager vile little shit...

Meh.

TheOneHero
Sep 15, 2004, 11:27 PM
On 2004-09-15 20:32, Sagasu wrote:


On 2004-09-15 18:48, Sef wrote:
You're an eager vile little shit...

Meh.





XD, this thread has gone way off topic, so now let's talk about...my Palace. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

And oh ya, I did had to pee, just like everyone that helped me, but what was awesome is that the teachers allowed us to be late for class while we relieved ourselves. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif They actually it was awesome. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif the castle that is.

Myopathy
Sep 15, 2004, 11:50 PM
On 2004-09-15 16:09, TheOneHero wrote:
*sigh* If only I could have a picture or this...monstrosity.

High School.

It sucks for everyone...well, almost everyone.

You do crazy things.

You hate certain people.

all teachers are evil.

But...



The lunch hour, is ourhour, I am the King of Chocolate Milk and Little Debby Cakes.

Each day I would buy two - four packs of Little Debby Zebra cakes and about 4 or 5 Milks. *and to think I stayed in my awesome physical form* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I love these things...but one day...my passion went to far.


It was that Golden Day, just after I had finished despoiting 30$ for my Lunch Account when it happened...

I wanted to be known for more than just my uber good looks and both my Power Ranger incidents. So I bought...

One...

Entire...

Milk...

Crate...

Holding 50 Chocolate Milks I lugged it back to my table, the entire lunch room stared in disbelief at the guy who had spent 15$ on milk.

I dumped the entire crate out and put it back witht the kind old lunch ladies and set down for buisness.

I chugged and I chugged. Friends and foes, strangers and little freshmen all joined in helping me. They had no idea what I was up too...except a few.

After some time I sent little freshmen scouts into the lunchroom to collect empty milk cartoons, and then...construction began.


I started to build the Milk Palace. It took the entire lunch hour, but it happened. 2 - 2 1/2 feet long and wide. 4 or so feet tall.

This baby was beautiful, then...before the picture could be taken by a friend...some faggot junoir sent hurtiling an empty soda bottle.

I was depressed as that lethal attack struck my Palace, an hour of hard chugging and stacking destroyed in only a few seconds.

Afterward he got yelled out and a couple peoply smacked him around. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

If only...if only that picture had been taken. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_cry.gif

'twas a sad day...


Well, I just thought I'd share that with everyone, oh man...it was great. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif


http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif (To the entire thing)

8 Zebra Cakes everyday? Dear lord. You don't feeling like throwing up after that? o.O

Mixfortune
Sep 16, 2004, 01:45 AM
On 2004-09-15 18:36, Polaris wrote:


On 2004-09-15 18:18, Sef wrote:
This one shows promise.

Too bad we have to kill him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_mad.gif



Kill meh? Impossible. For I am Kuraciarokaminivarlwood The Impatient Ogre Wolf Lord! Now... Bring me this Eclair.... I like pastries.



I challenge you to a duel.
*kills Kuraciarokaminivarlwood*
Ok, your turn.
Oh wait.
I win.

Sagasu
Sep 16, 2004, 05:12 AM
Lame.

Wheres the promised gore?

Tact
Sep 16, 2004, 05:16 AM
On 2004-09-16 03:12, Sagasu wrote:
Lame.

Wheres the promised gore?



Stored in a box for later viewing?

KaFKa
Sep 16, 2004, 06:32 AM
On 2004-09-16 03:12, Sagasu wrote:
Lame.

Wheres the promised gore?


tomorrow when i wake up. -_-

TheOneHero
Sep 16, 2004, 01:06 PM
On 2004-09-15 21:50, Ezellaur wrote:

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif (To the entire thing)

8 Zebra Cakes everyday? Dear lord. You don't feeling like throwing up after that? o.O



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif somehow I managed to keep it all down. and plus I need to energy, gym after. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sagasu
Sep 16, 2004, 01:48 PM
On 2004-09-16 04:32, KaFKa wrote:

tomorrow when i wake up. -_-



Just make sure its before dinner time.

I'm running low on indgredients for my ramen.