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TheOneHero
Sep 20, 2004, 01:05 PM
First off, I'd just like to thank all the n00bs for inspiring me to write this guide. I feel it shall help a lot of you, so, without further ado; here we go.

Don't read forum rules

First off, not reading the forum rules is an excellent idea if you want to become a n00b. It pisses people off and makes them want to kill you, and that's what you want right?

Don't search the forums

Huzzah! People hate it when you post a new thread and ask, "Am I ready for falz?" or "I just got to ultimate, what should I do?" or "I just a this new rare! What should I hunt next."

People hate that so make sure you do it...a lot.

Online Play

If you are legit and you play online, alwasy make your games, "legit Only!" So when a Legit comes in and is better than you and does more damage, make sure you call them a hacker and cheater.

If someone in your game uses a tech above level 15, MAKE SURE that you yell at them and tell them to get the hell out of the game.

Always talk a lot online in the game and make everyone wait for you. Die a bunch, and say that it is impossible to kill you and that you shouldn't had died.

ALWAYS ask about the percents on the weapons of your teamates. If they say they have over 70% on one attribute and they found it legitly, tell them to stop lying. You see, the hightest n00b percent ever found was 60 after being teched, so they obivously had better luck than you. Make sure you call them a hacker.

If they say they added percents, call them a hacker since for you n00bs it isn't possible.

Mags

Since you don't know how to raise a mag, yours is still level 5 ok. If someone has a higher level...let's say 200. Call them a hacker because there is no way a n00b could get that high for a mag.

Add: Make sure you always double post.

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Well guys, that is my guide. If you find anything missing please add it in your posts, or ask me and I shall add it. I hope this helps everyone. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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TheOneHero
Sep 20, 2004, 01:12 PM
First off, I'd just like to thank all the n00bs for inspiring me to write this guide. I feel it shall help a lot of you, so, without further ado; here we go.

Don't read forum rules

First off, not reading the forum rules is an excellent idea if you want to become a n00b. It pisses people off and makes them want to kill you, and that's what you want right?

Don't search the forums

Huzzah! People hate it when you post a new thread and ask, "Am I ready for falz?" or "I just got to ultimate, what should I do?" or "I just a this new rare! What should I hunt next."

People hate that so make sure you do it...a lot.

Online Play

If you are legit and you play online, always make your games, "legit Only!" So when a Legit comes in and is better than you and does more damage, make sure you call them a hacker and cheater.

If someone in your game uses a tech above level 15, MAKE SURE that you yell at them and tell them to get the hell out of the game.

Alwasy talk a lot online in the game and make everyone wait for you. Die a bunch, and say that it is impossible to kill you and that you shouldn't had died.

ALWAYS ask about the percents on the weapons of your teamates. If they say they have over 70% on one attribute and they found it legitly, tell them to stop lying. You see, the hightest n00b percent ever found was 60 after being teched, so they obivously had better luck than you. Make sure you call them a hacker.

If they say they added percents, call them a hacker since for you n00bs it isn't possible.

Mags

Since you don't know how to raise a mag, yours is still level 5 ok. If someone has a higher level...let's say 200. Call them a hacker because there is no way a n00b could get that high for a mag.

Add: Make sure you always double post.

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Well guys, that is my guide. If you find anything missing please add it in your posts, or ask me and I shall add it. I hope this helps everyone. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



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Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2004, 01:23 PM
Bah..teh double post, tis be a scared thing...

Mixfortune
Sep 20, 2004, 01:29 PM
...he even editted both of the posts...
-_-

TheOneHero
Sep 20, 2004, 01:32 PM
On 2004-09-20 11:29, Mixfortune wrote:
...he even editted both of the posts...
-_-



Yes...

*runs away* http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Armok
Sep 20, 2004, 01:33 PM
Gives TOH a ub3r c00k13 for 1337 funny po5t. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

Scejntjynahl
Sep 20, 2004, 01:33 PM
ANYONE HAVE RARE WEAPONS I CAN HAVE?

Scejntjynahl
Sep 20, 2004, 01:34 PM
ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DUPE? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL

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Armok
Sep 20, 2004, 01:37 PM
Only n00b not dupe. l33t h4X0r pwns all with dupe powers.

U want a n00b sword +1337 ?

Primeval
Sep 20, 2004, 01:48 PM
Well guys, that is my guide. If you find anything missing please add it in your posts, or ask me and I shall add it. I hope this helpds everyone.



Hunt fot teh GULD:MILLA, in easy, you'll find a Mothmant that will drop one eventually.

navci
Sep 20, 2004, 02:02 PM
I find the double post incredibly funny.

Tact
Sep 20, 2004, 03:00 PM
Nice guide, ToH!

TheOneHero
Sep 20, 2004, 05:15 PM
On 2004-09-20 13:00, tactician7777 wrote:
Nice guide, ToH!



You know it! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Though it is a rant in its own right... http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Eihwaz
Sep 20, 2004, 07:48 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO NE1 HAV BKB WITH 100000000000000% HIT I GIV U 1337 RARZ FOR IT LOLOL

Daikarin
Sep 20, 2004, 07:50 PM
- OMFG U NEWB LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!110101000111
- You still can't distinguish sarcasm from correct ortography?
- I DIDNT GET A THING U SAID U NEWB LOOLZORZ!!!11

Tact
Sep 20, 2004, 07:54 PM
On 2004-09-20 17:50, Even_Jin wrote:
- OMFG U NEWB LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!110101000111
- You still can't distinguish sarcasm from correct ortography?
- I DIDNT GET A THING U SAID U NEWB LOOLZORZ!!!11



*drops WTFbomb on something*

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2004, 07:59 PM
*runs in bomb shelter*

Daikarin
Sep 20, 2004, 08:09 PM
On 2004-09-20 17:54, tactician7777 wrote:


On 2004-09-20 17:50, Even_Jin wrote:
- OMFG U NEWB LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!110101000111
- You still can't distinguish sarcasm from correct ortography?
- I DIDNT GET A THING U SAID U NEWB LOOLZORZ!!!11



*drops WTFbomb on something*



Happened in Age of Empires, when this guy started with his

"OMG U N00B I NEVER S33N SO MUX N00BINESS LOL!!"

crap, and I replied in a n00bish style, something of the kind "OMG U R SO CLEVAR & FUNNAY" (Copyright Umkel_Bob).

And the rest is history.

Skuda
Sep 20, 2004, 08:20 PM
On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....

Mixfortune
Sep 20, 2004, 08:37 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:20, Scott_Kuda wrote:


On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....



No.

Sef
Sep 20, 2004, 08:38 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:37, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:20, Scott_Kuda wrote:


On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....



No.


Are you sure?

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2004, 08:52 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:38, Sef wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:37, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:20, Scott_Kuda wrote:


On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....



No.


Are you sure?


Yes he is...

EJ
Sep 20, 2004, 08:53 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:52, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:38, Sef wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:37, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:20, Scott_Kuda wrote:


On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....



No.


Are you sure?


Yes he is...


Are you sure that he is?

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2004, 08:55 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:53, ForceEJ wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:52, Shadowpawn wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:38, Sef wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:37, Mixfortune wrote:


On 2004-09-20 18:20, Scott_Kuda wrote:


On 2004-09-20 11:34, Scejntjynahl wrote:

OMG I FOUND RIKAS CLAW IN A BOX IN NORMAL



I find that insulting....



No.


Are you sure?


Yes he is...


Are you sure that he is?



Indeed...or I'm I?

EJ
Sep 20, 2004, 08:59 PM
On 2004-09-20 18:55, Shadowpawn wrote:




Indeed...or I'm I?

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http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_confused.gif you tell me http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif



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Sef
Sep 20, 2004, 09:00 PM
No.

EJ
Sep 20, 2004, 09:06 PM
Lies!!

Shadowpawn
Sep 20, 2004, 09:07 PM
Tis be...a scared thing...

Eihwaz
Sep 20, 2004, 09:18 PM
u shuld mentin how u should tip, u tip lik dis lolol

Primeval
Sep 21, 2004, 11:37 AM
teh spam lolol!1!!110

Primeval
Sep 21, 2004, 11:37 AM
teh spam lolol!1!!110

Primeval
Sep 21, 2004, 11:38 AM
:shoots self for spamming:


...d00d! i is teh l33t haxorz!

KaFKa
Sep 21, 2004, 11:53 AM
*grabs primeval and throws him in the harem*

Solstis
Sep 21, 2004, 12:07 PM
On 2004-09-21 09:53, KaFKa wrote:
*grabs primeval and throws him in the harem*



d00d, KAfkA ist haX0rs!

Saciel
Sep 21, 2004, 02:29 PM
On 2004-09-20 17:50, Even_Jin wrote:
- OMFG U NEWB LEARN HOW 2 SPELL!!!110101000111
- You still can't distinguish sarcasm from correct ortography?
- I DIDNT GET A THING U SAID U NEWB LOOLZORZ!!!11



th@ B speel U n00b!!!11!!1!!11eleven!!1!! no U notin?!1!! Lolzorz feg... Oh noeses I no nt how to speel!!11!!!!1!!1!1!!!111!

Tact
Sep 21, 2004, 02:36 PM
Primeval, you want to get PM2 as well?

TheOneHero
Sep 21, 2004, 09:48 PM
On 2004-09-21 12:36, tactician7777 wrote:
Primeval, you want to get PM2 as well?



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