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TheOneHero
Oct 1, 2004, 10:42 PM
I was in the lobby of Deneb 9, when I n00b came in asking for weapons. Normally I would have just said, "Go to vega." But not today...

He typed in all caps, and didn't seem to know what the hell he was talking about. His character Sebel, shall be reffered to n00b, and my character Raven, shall be reffered to Me. Part of the conversation is as follows:

N00b: GIMME WEPS PLZ N0W!
Me: Stfu, and go to vega. N00b.
N00b: WEPS PLZ!!!!
Me: Die.
N00b: READ MY INFO BORED AND DO WUT IT SAYS LMAO!

I read the info bored, and it said, "STFU."

Me: Hmm...it appears you should take your own advice; and stfu.
N00b: LOLZZZ!!!! RAVEN YOUR TEH FALLEN ANGEL!!! LOLZZ!!!!
Me: Indeed. N00b.
N00b: LMAO IM NOT A N00B!!!!
Me: Stfu. N00b.

N00b: ROFLMAO LOLZ! YOU HAVE THAT SHORTCUTTED YOU N00B!
Me: No...I just type faster than you n00ba:

A friend of mine was sitting close by and she said, "Stfu up Sebel." Sebel walks over and says:
N00b: HUMP ME! ANAL S3X FUUUUUUUN!!!!
Me: N00b.
N00b: LMAO!!! IM NOT A N00B!
Me: Indeed. Fucknut.

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

I encourage all of you to own Sebel if you happen to see him. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

Of course he wasn't the only n00b there...but by far the worst. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Sayara
Oct 1, 2004, 10:46 PM
Seems...stupid.

Rather is stupid. Far not worthy to live.

Sef
Oct 1, 2004, 10:48 PM
He actually seemed somewhat competent.

It was his spelling, really.