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TheOneHero
Oct 3, 2004, 07:02 PM
One away message of some person that I forgot about...



>_< This is your face while constipated.
^_^ This is your face when you finally squeeze one out.

A profile of a friend of mine.



50 nuns and a head nun were at a meeting. The head nun stands up and says, "Ladies, last night a condome was found."

49 gasp, 1 snickers.

"It was cherry flavored."

49 gasp, 1 snickers.

"It was a big one."

49 gasp, 1 snickers.

"And it was split."

49 snickers, 1 gasps.

I shall get more when people get on. >.>;

Edit* And then this dudes...



Shatter me.

What a lamo...

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Tact
Oct 3, 2004, 07:13 PM
Those are wrong.

TheOneHero
Oct 3, 2004, 07:17 PM
I like this one. ^-^


fuck you all

Guess who that belongs to. gahaha

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Sef
Oct 3, 2004, 07:19 PM
*hides*

I laughed at the nun one though.

Tact
Oct 3, 2004, 07:20 PM
On 2004-10-03 17:17, TheOneHero wrote:
I like this one. ^-^


fuck you all

Guess who that belongs to. gahaha



KaFKa?

TheOneHero
Oct 3, 2004, 07:23 PM
On 2004-10-03 17:20, tactician7777 wrote:

KaFKa?



Ya... :self-disapprove:

Outrider
Oct 3, 2004, 07:24 PM
One of my favorite personal away messages:

"Zombified in Bishop's closet. Back around 1915 or so."

Obviously a reference to Eternal Darkness. I got the quote from True Meaning of Life, when they used to be a questions site.

Tact
Oct 3, 2004, 07:24 PM
Cool. I got it. Guess whose profile is totally blank?

-Z
Oct 3, 2004, 07:30 PM
"By the way, when sorting through M&Ms, don't throw out the 3s and Ws. We can fix those. Destroy the Es. They're useless."

TheOneHero
Oct 3, 2004, 07:56 PM
the new word is fetch!!!!!! HIM, CKY, AFI, GREEN DAY, MARILYN MANSON.

am i hot??????????????????????????
answer and tell me?


people:

jessica smith, brittany, megan, kelsey, jenny jenna, tyler, andrew, jesse, jeff, jenna smith, jessica taylor, travis, jordan, colin, sam, jeremey, austin, aylssa, and if i forget about u tell me, god i can't remember all u dumbasses

>.>; He changed it...

Scrub
Oct 3, 2004, 08:44 PM
Auto response from Jason7910 [9:43 PM]: If you're normal methods of persuasion fail, remember you can awlays thereaten to immobolize them by whatever methods necessery, and slowly flay the skin from their body, allowing them to drown int heir own blood for 40 seconds before soaking them in oil and casting them aflame so they burn and drown to death at about the same time, and put their decapetated head on a pike outside your window to cheer you up every day.

or you can give them a hug. ^_^

doubletake123
Oct 3, 2004, 08:50 PM
On 2004-10-03 18:44, GreyPhantasm wrote:
Auto response from Jason7910 [9:43 PM]: If you're normal methods of persuasion fail, remember you can awlays thereaten to immobolize them by whatever methods necessery, and slowly flay the skin from their body, allowing them to drown int heir own blood for 40 seconds before soaking them in oil and casting them aflame so they burn and drown to death at about the same time, and put their decapetated head on a pike outside your window to cheer you up every day.

or you can give them a hug. ^_^

http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif