Aladdin Is The Best Disney Movie Ever Made

[LostHero]

Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline! One swing ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford... thats everything!!! Yes... that is from my own recollection.

God aladdin was awesome:

Arabic Racism? - Check!
Blatant Sexual Tension? - Check!
Yummy Arabic Men? - Check!
Snappy & Catchy Tunes? - Check!
Monkies Used As Comic Relief? - Check!
Ambiguous Mame & Death? - Check!
Mustaches? - Check!
Robin Williams? - Check!
All Women Below 200lbs Scantly Clad In A Chauvenistic Society? - Check!
Songs About Persian Monkies? - Check!
Treasure That Would Give Any Pirate A Boner? - Check!
Strong & Gratutious Drum Lines? - Check!
Beheadings For No Apparent Reason? - Check!
Keanu Reaves? - Nope ?:(

Eat it Mulan... god I'm bored.

[Scrub]

Whatever-The-Fuck-The-Guy-Who-Does-The-Parrot's-Voice-Is(Iforget): CHECK!

[LostHero]

Gilbert Gottfried NOOB!!!!

[Scrub]

At least I didn't completely forget him. ._.

[Sef]

Flying Carpet - Check!

[Skuda]

Iaggo (SP?) > any fez and vest wearin' monkey any day

[doubletake123]

ahhh my tag didn't work
anyways the emperors new groove kicks alladin's butt.

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[Solstis]

On 2004-10-06 18:23, doubletake123 wrote:
ahhh my tag didn't work
anyways the emperors new groove kicks alladin's butt.

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Emperor's New Groove is nice and all... for [i]kids[/s].

Aladdin is old skool, baby!

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-10-06 18:23, doubletake123 wrote:
ahhh my tag didn't work
anyways the emperors new groove kicks alladin's butt.

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Emperors new groove was a spiffy movie. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



But Aladdin wins. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

[Fuma029]

Aladdin had a genie biotch! Let me see some llama get his wish granted by his non-existant, big, blue man servant!!!! http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[LostHero]

On 2004-10-06 18:23, doubletake123 wrote:
ahhh my tag didn't work
anyways the emperors new groove kicks alladin's butt.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: doubletake123 on 2004-10-06 18:24 ]</font>



Well I don't know what the hell "alladin" is, regardless the Emporer's New Groove gets five across the face from Aladdin, like a red headed step child on his birthday.

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

There's a Collector's DVD package at Best Buy in this weeks advertisements, with a FREE PLUSH ABU monkey doll!
Buy it!
...While supplies last!
-No rainchecks http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_razz.gif

*waits for a gratuity payment from Best Buy which will never come*
Hey it worked for Conan O' Brien: "FREE food for Conan O' Brien Arby's discount card"
He then proceeded to OWN Arby's by taking his entire audience there. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif Conan PWNS.

[Skuda]

there should be a Simpsons spoof of alladin. Mr Burns can be Jafar, Smithers can be Iaggo, and Apu can be Abu. that'd be funny.

[KaFKa]

On 2004-10-07 03:17, Scott_Kuda wrote:
there should be a Simpsons spoof of alladin. Mr Burns can be Jafar, Smithers can be Iaggo, and Apu can be Abu. that'd be funny.


hello lawsuit

[Armok]

Heheh

Anyway Disney films go in this order

1. Robin Hood > PWNS ALL the mans film of manness

2. Lion King > Everyone knows its the shit

3. Pinochio (sp?) > the most fucked up and twisted Disney film ever.

[Rainbowlemon]

On 2004-10-07 10:01, Armok wrote:
Heheh

Anyway Disney films go in this order

1. Lion King > Everyone knows its the shit

2. Robin Hood > PWNS ALL the mans film of manness

3. Pinochio (sp?) > the most fucked up and twisted Disney film ever.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Armok]

Hay wait!!!

I didnt put the lion king first.

Dam you Antimony, Dam you and your clever quoting skills.

[TheOneHero]

Mulan was pretty messed up too. >.>

Now children...what does Disney stand for? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Armok]

On 2004-10-07 11:06, TheOneHero wrote:
Mulan was pretty messed up too. >.>

Now children...what does Disney stand for? http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



Mulan whats that about sorry I aint seen a disney film since lion king.

Oh and Disney stands for all that is evil

[TheOneHero]

On 2004-10-07 12:53, Armok wrote:


Mulan whats that about sorry I aint seen a disney film since lion king.

Oh and Disney stands for all that is evil



Mulan is that girl that saves all of China. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_yes.gif

[Ness]

I hated Aladdin

[HAYABUSA-FMW-]

On 2004-10-07 13:37, Ness wrote:
I hated Aladdin


Really?
As in the past tense of "hated" it before?
Or still hate it?

The Genesis game wasn't that bad.
Prob one of the best things to come out of it.
Way better than a kiddie Aladdin coloring book game tucked away somewhere in my home. >_<

[space_butler]

*nukes disney*

[dude3282]

Charles Manson was the best satanic mass murderer ever to walk to earth.

[Eihwaz]

Aladin was pretty good, I suppose. :3

[Verdandi]

Aladdin rocks? Darn right. Very adult film, yet kids loved it all the same. After the Hunchback of Notredame came out, Disney hasn't produced anything eye catching.

The Lion King I'd say would be their best film, but the problem is, they blatantly copied it from Kimba the White Lion. At least Aladdin came from the fairy tale.

[Outrider]

On 2004-10-08 16:16, dude3282 wrote:
Charles Manson was the best satanic mass murderer ever to walk to earth.



Um, yeah, I guess that's true.

[dude3282]

On 2004-10-08 17:59, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-10-08 16:16, dude3282 wrote:
Charles Manson was the best satanic mass murderer ever to walk to earth.



Um, yeah, I guess that's true.



Being the best Disney movie is like being the best satanic mass murderer. You're still repulsive. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

[Outrider]

On 2004-10-08 19:08, dude3282 wrote:


On 2004-10-08 17:59, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-10-08 16:16, dude3282 wrote:
Charles Manson was the best satanic mass murderer ever to walk to earth.



Um, yeah, I guess that's true.



Being the best Disney movie is like being the best satanic mass murderer. You're still repulsive. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Uh... sure!

[Fuma029]

On 2004-10-08 21:37, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-10-08 19:08, dude3282 wrote:


On 2004-10-08 17:59, Outrider wrote:


On 2004-10-08 16:16, dude3282 wrote:
Charles Manson was the best satanic mass murderer ever to walk to earth.



Um, yeah, I guess that's true.



Being the best Disney movie is like being the best satanic mass murderer. You're still repulsive. http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif



Uh... sure!


*no comment*

[LostHero]

Yeah Pinnochio gave me nightmares -_- ... if I watched it again, I'd probably wake up sweating and screaming dreaming about donkeys and children getting drunk at a scary carnival.

Also, Hunchback of Notredame sucked... the Hunchback gets cockblocked by some blonde haired aryan and still lives in the tower surrounded by a bunch of tree hugging gypsies... also all the subtle references to rape and "un-clean intentions" by that creepy old guy was too much.