Scrub
Oct 10, 2004, 07:33 AM
Okay, last night my acquantance(cocker doesn't even deserve to be called my 'friend') was wondering why I was "Always so rude to him and never acted mature," or something along those lines. Let's take a look back and see, shall we?
Okay, a few months ago I apparently thoroughly pissed him off because I was really full of myself that night. We were in a chat room, me him and Sara, talking about what the best thing in the world was, and my acquaintance said 'God,' to which I said "I'm better than God." Him being a Southern, hollering bible-thumping fucker he is got all pissed off that I dare think myself better then the apparition he clings so dearly to for his own insecurity. All in all, he got pissed, I tried to apologise once, he STILL bitched, so I basically said 'Fuck you,' and he blocked me.
Then, during this block(which lasted about a month), he assumed that things would happen like I would start missing him. Sara kept shoving shit down my throat about how pissed he and she was at me, but I couldn't care less. I knew that she relayed anything I said back to him, so I of course made sure I was the rudest fucker with the filthiest mouth this side of Cocksuckerville. I'm guessing as he figured out more and more each night that I didn't care if he blocked me, he sent a huge-ass e-mail.
At first, I dismissed it as minor bullshit, and deleted it, but then got curious as to what was inside. Inside, he went on a five paragraph bullshit essay about how he was better then me because I am forced to leave with my grandparents. MOTHER FUCKING WHAT?!?!!? You DARE to use me living with my grandparents as a fucking insult? I'm sorry I don't get pampered left and fucking right, ignorant bastard. He also goes on to say bullshit like how 'My girlfriend left me because of this,' (funny thing, we've been going out for more than eight months including this little 'episode,' you redneck dickhole) and all this other shit. If you're going to try to list reasons why you're better then me, you don't bull fuck around like this, son.
So a few weeks later, he unblocks me and starts acting like everything is cool. I'm in the middle of typing a swearing-laden big paragraph that mostly centers on 'FUCK YOU,' when Sara asks me to be nice to him. Because I'm SO KIND(haha), I listen, and put up with him. I try to be a dick to him at every turn, but I still put up with him.
So LAST NIGHT, the bitch had the BALLS to ask me why I'm always 'So rude, I never did anything to you. I got this fucker's number tonight. I swear to his 'All-powerful' God that if he didn't live in Alabama I'd beat the hell out of him or fuck him up good for all the shit he's said and made Sara say. Sara also apologised for all of it afterwards, and for some stupid reason I forgave her.
Gah. ALEX. FUCK YOU, SON.
Okay, a few months ago I apparently thoroughly pissed him off because I was really full of myself that night. We were in a chat room, me him and Sara, talking about what the best thing in the world was, and my acquaintance said 'God,' to which I said "I'm better than God." Him being a Southern, hollering bible-thumping fucker he is got all pissed off that I dare think myself better then the apparition he clings so dearly to for his own insecurity. All in all, he got pissed, I tried to apologise once, he STILL bitched, so I basically said 'Fuck you,' and he blocked me.
Then, during this block(which lasted about a month), he assumed that things would happen like I would start missing him. Sara kept shoving shit down my throat about how pissed he and she was at me, but I couldn't care less. I knew that she relayed anything I said back to him, so I of course made sure I was the rudest fucker with the filthiest mouth this side of Cocksuckerville. I'm guessing as he figured out more and more each night that I didn't care if he blocked me, he sent a huge-ass e-mail.
At first, I dismissed it as minor bullshit, and deleted it, but then got curious as to what was inside. Inside, he went on a five paragraph bullshit essay about how he was better then me because I am forced to leave with my grandparents. MOTHER FUCKING WHAT?!?!!? You DARE to use me living with my grandparents as a fucking insult? I'm sorry I don't get pampered left and fucking right, ignorant bastard. He also goes on to say bullshit like how 'My girlfriend left me because of this,' (funny thing, we've been going out for more than eight months including this little 'episode,' you redneck dickhole) and all this other shit. If you're going to try to list reasons why you're better then me, you don't bull fuck around like this, son.
So a few weeks later, he unblocks me and starts acting like everything is cool. I'm in the middle of typing a swearing-laden big paragraph that mostly centers on 'FUCK YOU,' when Sara asks me to be nice to him. Because I'm SO KIND(haha), I listen, and put up with him. I try to be a dick to him at every turn, but I still put up with him.
So LAST NIGHT, the bitch had the BALLS to ask me why I'm always 'So rude, I never did anything to you. I got this fucker's number tonight. I swear to his 'All-powerful' God that if he didn't live in Alabama I'd beat the hell out of him or fuck him up good for all the shit he's said and made Sara say. Sara also apologised for all of it afterwards, and for some stupid reason I forgave her.
Gah. ALEX. FUCK YOU, SON.