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TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 03:31 PM
Let's begin:

"If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought."

Walk up to a girl and say, "Hey you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

*Check shirt tag* "Just as I thought, you were made in heaven."

"Personally, I think the aplphebit is all wrong, if I could fix it; I'd put "U" and "I" together."

"I would use a cheesy pickup line on you, but you're just too cheesy."

"I didn't see the sun rise today, but when I saw you; I knew I did."

"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

"Excuse me, can I have my breath back? You stole it when I saw you."

"If you were a bugar, I'd pick you first."

"I thought I was the best looking person in the room, but then I saw you."

"Can you help me find my way? Because I'm lost in your eyes."

More to come soon!



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Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 03:49 PM
debating how to make a fool of yourself in front of sheena?

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 03:51 PM
No, just trying to help out...nobody. >_>

These usually put a smile on a girls face, best thing you want.

Sagasu
Nov 14, 2004, 03:54 PM
Aye

The most beautifull thing I've ever seen is a womans smile.

Though when your all pumped up with horomones thats none to suprising.

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 03:59 PM
On 2004-11-14 12:54, Sagasu wrote:
Aye

The most beautifull thing I've ever seen is a womans smile.

Though when your all pumped up with horomones thats none to suprising.



Yes, so true.

Tact
Nov 14, 2004, 04:40 PM
debating how to make a fool of yourself in front of sheena?


PWNED!!!

Eihwaz
Nov 14, 2004, 06:44 PM
"Hey, I've got a penis."

"I'm not Fred Flintsone, but I can make your bed rock!"

Etc. >_>

Skuda
Nov 14, 2004, 06:47 PM
okay. two things to say about this:

1. eep my innocence and 2. try some tonight

TheOneHero
Nov 14, 2004, 06:47 PM
On 2004-11-14 15:44, Eihwaz wrote:
"Hey, I've got a penis."

"I'm not Fred Flintsone, but I can make your bed rock!"

Etc. >_>



:nono-XD-disapprove-thing:

Sef
Nov 14, 2004, 07:14 PM
aplphebit?

dude3282
Nov 14, 2004, 07:38 PM
Y'all suck. A couple of those were marginally humorous, but for the most part not. And good luck with those, most people I know would have a negative first impression if you tried one of those on them.

RicoRoyal
Nov 14, 2004, 10:47 PM
Old School Classic Sheen
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He WILL eat your babies. No questions asked.
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space_butler
Nov 15, 2004, 12:07 PM
On 2004-11-14 16:38, dude3282 wrote:
Y'all suck. A couple of those were marginally humorous, but for the most part not. And good luck with those, most people I know would have a negative first impression if you tried one of those on them.



*pokes with some kind of stick*