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TheOneHero
Nov 18, 2004, 11:42 PM
*Cop pulls you over*

Cop-"Your eyes look a little dazed, have you been drinking?"

You-"Your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

*Cop pulls you over*

Cop-"Did you know you were speeding?"

You-"What!? I wasn't speeder I was only going 140!"

When arrested keep poking the cops head through the little cage thing and keep asking, "Are we there yet?"

*Cop pulls you over*

Cop-"Do you realize you were going 170?"

You-"170!? I broke my record!"

*Cop pulls you over*

Cop-"I'm giving you a ticket."

You-"Hey look! I see a Krispy Kreme!"

*cop looks*

*you drive away.*

More to come later.

TheOneHero
Nov 18, 2004, 11:47 PM
*Cop asks you to step out of car"

Cop-"Sir you look drunk, please walk this line."

*you walk the line*

Cop-"Sir, you need to come with me. You are drunk."

You-"But dude! You asked me to walk this line! You never said I had to do it straight! And besides, this one is all wavy!"

>_>

Sagasu
Nov 18, 2004, 11:55 PM
The first is the best =D

Nice sig update, btw

TheOneHero
Nov 18, 2004, 11:57 PM
On 2004-11-18 20:55, Sagasu wrote:
The first is the best =D

Nice sig update, btw



I agree for the first one. One one my favorites.

Thanks on the sig, I'm going for more exotic things this time around that brings emotions to someone, I feel it adds to the fic some. ~_^

Edit* Feel free if to add some of your own ideas on what not to say to cops everyone. =}

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Zzzzzz
Nov 19, 2004, 03:19 AM
Cop- "Are you drunk? You weren't driving straight."

You- "No, I'm not drunk. It's just the stench from the dead body I have back there is ruining my consecration. Woo boy, does it smells!"

TheOneHero
Nov 19, 2004, 12:32 PM
You-"I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

-Z
Nov 19, 2004, 04:48 PM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/traffic_ticket.htm

TheOneHero
Nov 19, 2004, 05:08 PM
On 2004-11-19 13:48, -Z wrote:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/traffic_ticket.htm



XD

Eanae
Nov 19, 2004, 05:26 PM
On 2004-11-19 14:08, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2004-11-19 13:48, -Z wrote:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/traffic_ticket.htm



XD



I concour. >_>

Guntz348
Nov 19, 2004, 05:39 PM
"Awsifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God"

Kidou
Nov 19, 2004, 08:30 PM
I suppose you wouldn't want to ask a cop who pulled you over if they would like to roll in the hay with you...

I wonder if anyone has ever asked that..

*Ponders* I have hay! ooooo

TheOneHero
Nov 20, 2004, 12:12 AM
On 2004-11-19 14:39, Guntz348 wrote:
"Awsifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God"



That one works better than mine.

TheOneHero
Nov 20, 2004, 12:58 AM
If you are in maine, and you see a cop in front of a donkin donuts, tell him: It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.
(that is an actual law)