*pokes everyone* Come into this thread and help me

[Kuea]

Yeah thats right

I poked you all >:D

now help me devise a way to eliminate

1) my mom
2) my teacher
3) PhotonDrop
4) That random guy sitting in that bar over there
5) that guy out to kill all stick figures in existance

They needs to be killed >.>



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Eclair on 2004-12-04 12:18 ]</font>

[space_butler]

On 2004-12-03 22:46, Eclair wrote:
Yeah thats right

I poked you all >:D

now help me devise a way to eliminate

1) my mom
2) my teacher
3) PhotonDrop
4) That random guy sitting in that bar over there
5) that guy out to kill all stick figures in existance

They needs to be killed >.>



1) say you're a lesbian (it could work..)
2) tell the authorities s/he touched you
3) a stick
4) just wait tioll he has to pay his tab
5) set angry stick figure fans on him

well, i tried

[Kuea]

On 2004-12-04 01:49, space_butler wrote:

1) say you're a lesbian (it could work..)
2) tell the authorities s/he touched you
3) a stick
4) just wait tioll he has to pay his tab
5) set angry stick figure fans on him



1) That wouldn't work >_>
2) Nah, he has too good of a reputation
3) o.o a stick wouldn't work >_>
4) sounds good I guess >_> although osmething a little flashier might be nice
5) o.o sounds perfect ^.^

[KaFKa]

1) shove a knife through her heart in her sleep, preferrably through the back, to make it poetic.

2) car bomb.

3) throw her into a pool of liqid steel.

4) drag him into the shadows and slit the bastards throat.

5) with a stick.

[Tact]

That sounds good...bout how to kill...the disapprove? Just kidding. *disapprove bounces into the thread and mutilates Llolette* Ow...

[Eanae]

On 2004-12-04 03:15, KaFKa wrote:
1) shove a knife through her heart in her sleep, preferrably through the back, to make it poetic.

2) car bomb.

3) throw her into a pool of liqid steel.

4) drag him into the shadows and slit the bastards throat.

5) with a stick.



:yes:

[Scrub]

If she's going to be asleep when you stab her, KaFKa, you may as well choke her with a pillow. Less mess/evidence.

[Shadowpawn]

You can't kill number 4...he's my drinkin' buddy. *drinks a bottle of GOD* *stumbles*

[Solstis]

On 2004-12-04 08:11, GreyPhantasm wrote:
If she's going to be asleep when you stab her, KaFKa, you may as well choke her with a pillow. Less mess/evidence.



That's not poetic. That's hardly even entertaining.

[Scrub]

Poets suck.

Yes, I'm talking to all of YOU.>/

[IamBob]

http://home.comcast.net/~weyrauchs/stickfigahatk.jpg

[Solstis]

On 2004-12-04 09:10, GreyPhantasm wrote:
Poets suck.

Yes, I'm talking to all of YOU.>/



I'm gonna keel you now.

Nah... wait... I'll let Sagasu do it.

[Tact]

Nah. Not keel. Kee.

[Scrub]

Pffftttt. Bring it on.

[IamBob]

tact, stick figure atk him >=D

[Scrub]

...the only person who stick figure attacks me is -Z.>/ I'll be done in maybe an hour, so gimme til then.

[Tact]

ACTION

*has a 49 on his/her ATK roll*

Stick Figure Attack: Crotch Kick x7 *linked Action cards*

*attack*

[IamBob]

OWNED!!!

O_o

[Tact]

On 2004-12-04 09:33, tactician7777 wrote:
ACTION

*has a 49 on his/her ATK roll*

Stick Figure Attack: Crotch Kick x7 *linked Action cards*

*attack*



Yup. Owned.

[IamBob]

im gonna use that combo online sometime

[Tact]

Just be an unarmed male, and hit a Hildebear. Easy.

[IamBob]

O_o

[Tact]

Seriously. If you play as a male Hunter and attack a Hildebear, you kick him in the groin.

[Scrub]

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/3267/99-StickFigureAttack.gif

[Scrub]

Only took me 20 minutes, too.>_>;

[Tact]

This is pretty funny. Nice going, Scrub.

[Tact]

20 minutes? Sweet.

[Kuea]

o.o

YAY n.n

lots of excellant suggestions =3

hmmmm... I'd have trouble finding the liqued steel but the rest is doable >:D

[Kuea]

._.;;

I tried the liquid steel and it didn't work

anyone got any other suggestions?

[PhotonDrop]

how about not killing me?! >.<

[Kuea]

okay fine...

[Scrub]

Guns work fine. Use that.

If you want to be creative, try making them dinner, and stuffing laxatives in it. When they go to the bathroom, go in and murder them anyway you like. Pretty simple when they're shitting and have their pants around the ankles.

[/Hitman]

[space_butler]

KCN (go ask a chemistry teacher what it is, i aint sayin nothing)

[Tact]

On 2004-12-05 04:01, space_butler wrote:
KCN (go ask a chemistry teacher what it is, i aint sayin nothing)



Kreemy Cocoa Neutralization?

[space_butler]

dont make me come over there...

[Tact]

Are you going to kill me or something?

[space_butler]

yes. the chemical mentioned above shall be used to great effect

[Tact]

Oh. Run away!!! *runs away into another room*

[space_butler]

*chucks grenades into the room*

[Tact]

*uses a baseball bat to hit the explosives back out of the room*

[space_butler]

*was using gas grenades*

now look what youve done! you made quite a mess out here *dies*

[Tact]

Uhh... *gets Raine to revive space_butler*

[Scrub]

Poor, stupid Space Butler.

Impact grenades would have pwned him.-_-

[Tact]

I know. *watches a couple of wackos playing Soul Calibur*

[Scrub]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/2185/g6nwackosplayingsoul.gif

=B

[Tact]

Holy cow, I didn't know Link's Arm Twist throw did that much damage...but then again, Cervantes did get thrown into that pit of acid...

[Scrub]

Link is a horrible character.-_- Unfortunately, I have the GC version..I wanna be Heihachi goddamnit!>=O

[Tact]

If you use Link right, you can Ring Out almost anyone...

[Scrub]

If they're a moron.

[Tact]

Well, yeah. You just Arm Twist them when Link's back is to the edge (horrible risk taking on Link's part) and off they go (Or into the wall if the arena is the Money Pit).

[Scrub]

Raphael's Unending Stings does the same thing but without the risktaking of having your back to the edge.

Raphael also uses a Rapier which makes him pwn Link in every way.

[space_butler]

*uses talim to pwn link*

[Tact]

On 2004-12-05 06:58, GreyPhantasm wrote:
Raphael's Unending Stings does the same thing but without the risktaking of having your back to the edge.

Raphael also uses a Rapier which makes him pwn Link in every way.



Unending Stings is like Sword Rain...it's cool. But I think the most comedic throw move is Astaroth's Touchdown Dance.

[Scrub]

....Astaroth doesn't have a move called Touchdown Dance. o_o?

[Tact]

It's a nickname. It's my name for the move where Astaroth grabs the opponent and slams them into the ground thrice(he lets go on the third time). It has very bad Ring Out potential, but it's funny if you actually get to throw them out of the ring.

[Scrub]

Is that the throw you can charge up?o_o;

[Tact]

No...and then there's the throw(that's not really classified as a throw on the move charts) where Astaroth swings the opponent around on his axe and tosses them into the air.

[Scrub]

I have no idea wtf you're talking about.-_____-

On a side note: Grey is the best.

[Tact]

Is he a hidden character? If so, I didn't get him yet...

[Scrub]

Yea.

You have to play the game for 200 hours straight to get him. Start now.

[Tact]

Straight? How did you go 200 hours straight? Leave the Cube on overnight while you slept?

[Scrub]

You just play. No sleep, the game can sense it.

BEGIN!

[space_butler]

and talim could still pwn him :wacko:

[Tact]

Well...any character can pwn any other character if played right...

[Scrub]

No shite, Tact?-_-

Besides, Talim is a peice of shit.

[space_butler]

even the people i know who are like gods at the game have difficulty with talim

[Tact]

I usually play well with Link, Taki, Yunsung, Kilik, Maxi...usually the light/medium weight fighters.

[space_butler]

kilik is evil...

[Scrub]

Cervantes and Raphael for me. o.o

Occasional Assassin, too.

[Tact]

I can't really use Cervantes effectively, though...Is he a person who can combo decently, because I can't use Cervantes combos for dust.

[Scrub]

I play Cervantes mainly as a Heavy Counter.

[Tact]

I see. Now to actually go back to whatever topic this thread had in the depths of FKL.

[Scrub]

Assassination.

If you want Assassination ideas, play Hitman: Contracts. Good game, very creepy and violent.^-^

[space_butler]

there was a topic?

[Tact]

On 2004-12-05 07:47, GreyPhantasm wrote:
Assassination.

If you want Assassination ideas, play Hitman: Contracts. Good game, very creepy and violent.^-^



Probably rated M.

[Scrub]

Your damn right it's rated M.

There a problem with that?

[Tact]

Not really. My friend plays M games. And I can play them too.

[space_butler]

who cares about ratings? most independant shops dont give a shit, and if you get the right member of staff then even the chain stores dont care

[Scrub]

Some of the shit is pretty nasty, though.

Like in the Butchery level, you find a girl hung up on a meathook all decayed and severed to peices.

...so you take her arm to prove that she's dead.^-^;

[space_butler]

whats an m rating in terms of 'you have to be old enough' anyway? all we have is 3+. 12+, 15+ and 18+

[Tact]

That has to really hurt.

[Scrub]

18+.

Though it mine as well be 3+ since absolutely nobody cares whether or not you're old enough to get a game. Hooray for innefficient systems of ratings!=/

[Tact]

On 2004-12-05 07:59, GreyPhantasm wrote:
18+.

Though it mine as well be 3+ since absolutely nobody cares whether or not you're old enough to get a game. Hooray for innefficient systems of ratings!=/



Until they make laws concerning the age of people buying video games.

[space_butler]

they care or movies...bastards wouldnt sell me dawn of the dead

[Scrub]

Hey Tact!

There already are!=D

[space_butler]

um...we have those, they just get ignored pretty damn often

[Tact]

I'll rephrase then. Until they make laws that are actually enforced concerning the ages of people who buy video games.

[space_butler]

they do that too, which is why one of the independant shops crosses the ratings out

[Tact]

They cross them out? Isn't that illegal?

[space_butler]

probably, but its on secondhand stuff so no-one cares

[Tact]

Well, that's just deplorable.

[space_butler]

only 1 shop has ever refused to sell me secondhand stuff, and they havnt had anytjhing worth buying in there since i bought up thier entire stock of game gear stuff

[Tact]

The enitre stock? You're an avid Game Gear Gamerererer.

[space_butler]

not really, they had a grand total of 3 games, only one of which was any good

[Kuea]

o.o