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Sef
Dec 7, 2004, 10:11 PM
You've talked the talk, Frink.

Now let's see you walk the walk.
_Ted_
Dec 7, 2004, 10:23 PM
Is that a threat?
geewj
Dec 7, 2004, 10:51 PM
There is more where the first two came from Sef.

The store had a sale.

Yeah, that's right. A turkey lunch meat sale.

I picked those suckers off for a dollar a pack.

12 slices a pack...at least.


I'm walking the walk on a turkey carpet.
Sef
Dec 7, 2004, 10:57 PM
Is the "turkey carpet" wall to wall?

If not, your walk is faltered.
geewj
Dec 7, 2004, 11:01 PM
Nah, I just got a treadmill and glued some turkey on that
Sef
Dec 7, 2004, 11:02 PM
On 2004-12-07 20:01, Prof_Frink wrote:
Nah, I just got a treadmill and glued some turkey on that


That... That's just crazy enough to work!

... And be delicious!
Solstis
Dec 8, 2004, 01:50 AM
On 2004-12-07 20:02, Sef wrote:


On 2004-12-07 20:01, Prof_Frink wrote:
Nah, I just got a treadmill and glued some turkey on that


That... That's just crazy enough to work!

... And be delicious!



Not to mention delicious!
geewj
Dec 8, 2004, 02:01 AM
Patent pending!
Zelutos
Dec 8, 2004, 02:11 AM
You mean STINKBIRD sandwhich >.> Chicken is much better.
RicoRoyal
Dec 8, 2004, 02:18 AM
On 2004-12-07 23:11, Zelutos wrote:
You mean STINKBIRD sandwhich >.> Chicken is much better.



Good sir, I challenge you to a dddd-duel!
RicoRoyal
Dec 8, 2004, 02:19 AM
http://j-walkblog.com/blog/images1/turkey.jpg
Zelutos
Dec 8, 2004, 02:21 AM
On 2004-12-07 23:18, RicoRoyal wrote:


On 2004-12-07 23:11, Zelutos wrote:
You mean STINKBIRD sandwhich >.> Chicken is much better.



Good sir, I challenge you to a dddd-duel!



I accept! *whips out his duel disk and pops his Yu-Gi-Oh! deck into it* Make your move, Royal!
RicoRoyal
Dec 8, 2004, 02:23 AM
On 2004-12-07 23:21, Zelutos wrote:


On 2004-12-07 23:18, RicoRoyal wrote:


On 2004-12-07 23:11, Zelutos wrote:
You mean STINKBIRD sandwhich >.> Chicken is much better.



Good sir, I challenge you to a dddd-duel!



I accept! *whips out his duel disk and pops his Yu-Gi-Oh! deck into it* Make your move, Royal!



Too slow... I already have... buahahaha. You cannot defeat thee tanline turkey of DOOM! It takes away infinity-billion lifepoints and then some. Now then, I need not wait for your comeback, as I know I have already won. *runs away a scared, broken man* (that just means I'm going to sleep now)

EDIT: And just incase anyone tries anything funny...
http://cyberbargins.net/California_Sandwich.jpg


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Zelutos
Dec 8, 2004, 02:29 AM
Wrong! i activate my trap card:

http://home.comcast.net/~weyrauchs/stickfigahatk.jpg

It increases my lifepoints by the amount of damage you would have delt, then redirects the damage directly to you! It also adds on 100 attack points to anything on the field, and i choose myself. So bleh. You also get poked in the eye *pokes Royal in the eye*



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RicoRoyal
Dec 8, 2004, 02:30 AM
Son of a bitch!

*dies x 10 to power of Duracell*
Zelutos
Dec 8, 2004, 02:32 AM
This duel is over and i emerge victorious! The heart of the cards has served me well. *walks away all proud-like*
Zzzzzz
Dec 8, 2004, 03:35 AM
You know what else gives a satisfying sensation? Pepsi. Yes, folks, even if scientists find some way to enlarge Pepsi cans both in size and mind, therefore making them the dominant force on the planet, you can still get that great refreshing taste while you're licking dirt off it's newly-created feet. Human kind may be damned, trees may be cut down, TVs may show nothing but Super Milk Chan, and the eco-system may be so bleak you won't ever see the stars again, Pepsi cans will make sure you'll get your thirst quenched as they work you like a dog until you land in a puddle of Pepsi piss. So what are you waiting for? Go down to your local grocery store, collect some Pepsi cans, become a scientist, and screw humanity!

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~ewinter/arch222/assign02/pepsi.gif
Pepsi: The Other Soft Drink
geewj
Dec 8, 2004, 06:52 AM
PATENT PENDING!!!
Solstis
Dec 8, 2004, 12:23 PM
On 2004-12-08 03:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
PATENT PENDING!!!



Adobe® Photoshop®?
navci
Dec 8, 2004, 02:06 PM
On 2004-12-08 09:23, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-12-08 03:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
PATENT PENDING!!!



Adobe? Photoshop??



Gahahahaha.

Lovely in-joke moment.
Solstis
Dec 8, 2004, 03:51 PM
On 2004-12-08 11:06, navinator wrote:


On 2004-12-08 09:23, Solstis wrote:


On 2004-12-08 03:52, Prof_Frink wrote:
PATENT PENDING!!!



Adobe? Photoshop??



Gahahahaha.

Lovely in-joke moment.



http://www.pso-world.com/psoworld/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
Sef
Dec 8, 2004, 05:47 PM
I think Zzzzzz sold himself out.

Shame on him!

Hey man, where'd you do it at? I'm thinking about it.