Squall179
Dec 12, 2004, 04:14 AM
Once upon a time, a bad man came.
he aate much chilli, and all the world feared as he soon became known as the Wind Breaker.
Entire armires fell before him, brought to their knees by his farty might.
The Princess of FKL Kingdom, Rico Tyrell, called out with her Newtype powers to the young man known as Zelutos.
"ZELUTOS! The man of evil, known as Cannondork, the Wind Breaker, has come to our fair kingdom of dead posts and crap! He is tying to capture me and do naughty things with the Wistle of Whatever! Hurry! GET the Wislte and kill him with your powers of Whatever! YOU MUST SAVE US!" She screamed into his mind even though he was in the same room, right next to her.
"Gah!" his holy Whateverness said, and our majordomo hero took hold of the Whistle of Whatever, and walked up the Cannondork. "What you want boy!?" Cannondork demanded to know. Zel only blew the Wistle, and They both vanished.
They found themselves in a big room shaped like the bowl of a toilet. Zel drew out his ultimate weapons, and fired at Cannondork. The shots killed his body, but it rebirthed from the ocean of eternal poo just below them. "HAW HAW HAW! I KILL YOU DEAD NOW!" Cannondork said, and turned about,m bracing himself for his most powerful attack, The Wind Breaker.
Our Hero Zelutos merely used the Whistle of Whatever, and Cannondorks butt of mighty farting esploded into a millonbajillion peices, killing the bad man.
Zel managed to escape back to FKL, before the gasses of worldly destruction got to him, in a narrow escape with the escape music from Metroid 1 in the background.
"How can we ever repay your, heroinc Zelutos?" Princes Rico asked.
The mighty Zelutos turned toward her, with a rakish glint in his eyes, and said...
"Uhm.....go away freak"
Soon after, he left the Castle, and wandered far away, into the sunset......
The end...for now!
he aate much chilli, and all the world feared as he soon became known as the Wind Breaker.
Entire armires fell before him, brought to their knees by his farty might.
The Princess of FKL Kingdom, Rico Tyrell, called out with her Newtype powers to the young man known as Zelutos.
"ZELUTOS! The man of evil, known as Cannondork, the Wind Breaker, has come to our fair kingdom of dead posts and crap! He is tying to capture me and do naughty things with the Wistle of Whatever! Hurry! GET the Wislte and kill him with your powers of Whatever! YOU MUST SAVE US!" She screamed into his mind even though he was in the same room, right next to her.
"Gah!" his holy Whateverness said, and our majordomo hero took hold of the Whistle of Whatever, and walked up the Cannondork. "What you want boy!?" Cannondork demanded to know. Zel only blew the Wistle, and They both vanished.
They found themselves in a big room shaped like the bowl of a toilet. Zel drew out his ultimate weapons, and fired at Cannondork. The shots killed his body, but it rebirthed from the ocean of eternal poo just below them. "HAW HAW HAW! I KILL YOU DEAD NOW!" Cannondork said, and turned about,m bracing himself for his most powerful attack, The Wind Breaker.
Our Hero Zelutos merely used the Whistle of Whatever, and Cannondorks butt of mighty farting esploded into a millonbajillion peices, killing the bad man.
Zel managed to escape back to FKL, before the gasses of worldly destruction got to him, in a narrow escape with the escape music from Metroid 1 in the background.
"How can we ever repay your, heroinc Zelutos?" Princes Rico asked.
The mighty Zelutos turned toward her, with a rakish glint in his eyes, and said...
"Uhm.....go away freak"
Soon after, he left the Castle, and wandered far away, into the sunset......
The end...for now!