Fresh Kills Voiceovers: Legendary Edition

[Ness]

[TOH, Sef, and PD are in a thread]

Sef: Ecliar has been depressed lately so I hope this works.

PD: Are the trashcans ready?

TOH: Quiet bitches, here she comes!

[Eclair enters the thread]

Eclair: I'm so depressed.

Sef: Hey, Eclair.

[Eclair jumps 10 feet into the air]

Eclair: BAAAAAAA!!!!! You scared the hell out of me!

Sef: I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you feel better.

Eclair: By scaring me.

Sef: No, by doing this. Hit it, guys!

[Trance starts playing]

PD (singing):

Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby

I close my eyes
I tell you how much I care
Then you smile and say to me
Let me be your destiny

TOH: Ooom oom oom oom!

[Sef starts banging on trash cans]

[TOH starts hiting trash cans together]

PD continue to sing:

Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby

I close my eyes
I'll never let you go

I close my eyes
Baby don't you understand?
Anything you ask me to
I'll do everything for you

Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby

I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go...
I'll never
I'll never
I'll never let you go..............

Wo ho da de da dum dum baby
Wo ho da de da dum dum baby

I close my eyes,
I'll never let you go..
I close my eyes,
I'll never let you go away


[Sef and TOH stop making noise]

Eclair: What the heck was that?

Sef: Astroline's "I Close My Eyes."

TOH: The Trashy Mix!

PD: So do you feel better?

Eclair: Yes, but only because I now know there are people with bigger problems than me.



FKL!!!!!!!!!

[Tact]

......

[Dhylec]

dang, ya left tact in speechless-Ness >.>
<.<

[Tact]

Sorry. I meant to say:

......what the heck was that about? I skipped through all the song parts.

[Scrub]

o_O

[Ness]

On 2004-12-30 09:57, tactician7777 wrote:
Sorry. I meant to say:

......what the heck was that about? I skipped through all the song parts.



It had no point.

[Tact]

Now, where's the next one?

FKLLLLLL!!!

[Allos]

Yeah.....I'm gonna have to say no...

[Ness]

[Ness creates a thread and enters it]

[Kafka comes along and beata the crap out of Ness for coming back]

Sef: What the hell? This was too short!

FKLL--

Kafka: Oh no you don't! You're going to make this longer or else!

Ness: Okay, okay.

[Ness creates a thread and enters it]

[Kafka comes along and beats the crap out of Ness for coming back and them grinds him up like coffee]

[Allos comes along with all this friends and buddies from the DTPA and shoots Kafka full of holes]

[Eanae runs toward Allos, shoves a coconut up his ass, and then throws him off the Empire State Building.]

[During his fall, Navi floats to him and farts in his face]

[Photon Drop stabs Eanae with a cattleprod until she explodes]

[Kodia attacks PD, steals all her rares, sets her on fire while chanting "Burn the children!!"]

[Ness comes back to life and shoots Kodia with lightning until he dies]

Ness: The End.

FKLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tact]

Tact: *shoots the voiceover until it dies*

[Scrub]

Voiceovers aren't alive in the first place Tact.

[Tact]

Tact: *shoots the voiceover until it no longer exists in this plane of reality*

[Ness]

I give up. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_frown.gif

I've lost my touch.

[Tact]

Interviewer (tact in disguise): So, Ness. You've lost your voiceover touch. What do you plan to do to get it back?

[Ness]

On 2004-12-30 11:34, tactician7777 wrote:
Interviewer (tact in disguise): So, Ness. You've lost your voiceover touch. What do you plan to do to get it back?



Ness: By touching others.

[Scrub]

It's fine, Ness.=p

[Tact]

"interviewer": OMGWTFBBQFKLTOSPSO!!! Now, show us, on this doll, where you plan to touch everybody.

[Ness]

Ness: Is it a male doll or a female doll?

[Tact]

"Interviewer": Uh...unisex?

[Ness]

Ness: Then I am unable to answer that question.

[Tact]

"Interviewer": Uh...okay, here's a male one, and here's a female one.

[Sagasu]

I am appalled by the lack of outrider and vegtables.

[Tact]

*gives Sagasu a turnip*

[Eihwaz]

On 2004-12-30 12:50, tactician7777 wrote:
*gives Sagasu an outrider plushie*

[Tact]

On 2004-12-30 12:50, tactician7777 wrote:
*gives Sagasu an outrider plushie and a turnip*

[Ness]

On 2004-12-30 12:09, tactician7777 wrote:
"Interviewer": Uh...okay, here's a male one, and here's a female one.



*touches the female doll on the chest and kicks the male doll across the room*

[Scrub]

::watches both dolls get a restraining order against Ness:: o_o;

[Tact]

"Interviewer": *turns to camera* I know, to those of you who are watching TV, it's painfully obvious who I am, but no telling Ness, or else! [/game reference]

[Sef]

I see.

I see...

[Tact]

On 2004-12-30 17:59, Sef wrote:
I see.

I see...



With that one eye? Mr. TEA must have some good eyesight.

[PhotonDrop]

XP

[TheOneHero]

I just decided to take a peek in here.

You made me smile.


TOH: The Trashy Mix!
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

[Eanae]

o_O;;;;;;;;;