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Kizaragu
Jan 1, 2005, 06:16 PM
My ass got groped by a random woman as I made my way to the dance just before midnight.
I spent the last two minutes of 2004 feeling violated. VIOLATED.
ABDUR101
Jan 1, 2005, 06:36 PM
Wait, wait, let me go find the part of me that gives a damn.
Wish someone would violate me once in a while. =
did you at least return the favor? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
Kizaragu
Jan 1, 2005, 06:52 PM
On 2005-01-01 15:36, -Z wrote:
did you at least return the favor? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wink.gif
If my girlfriend is reading this No, the thought didn't cross my mind in the slightest. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Ketchup345
Jan 1, 2005, 07:01 PM
On 2005-01-01 15:16, Kizaragu wrote:
I spent the last two minutes of 2004 feeling violated. VIOLATED.
You don't feel that way with your position in the DTPA? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
I had that happen to me in the hall once at school.
It's okay. We'll get her back for you.
>_>
<_<
dude3282
Jan 1, 2005, 08:05 PM
That's interesting. Doesn't sound as fun as my New Years' eve, though. I guess it depends on how much you enjoy being "violated".
Oh, and umm, geoducks.
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dude3282
Jan 1, 2005, 08:10 PM
I've got a relatively stupid question for you Sef:
Is that supposed to be Solid Snake in your sig?
... your credit card has bounced sir.
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
dude3282
Jan 1, 2005, 08:13 PM
Weird, I didn't know I had a credit card.
It's communism.
TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2005, 08:15 PM
That happened to be, the day I dressed as a power ranger for our high school crazy day.
Ya' know that golden rule? Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you?
Well, when I was 'violated' I was sure to do it back. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Well somebody has to pay Sef's bill.
*is ready to sentence someone to doing dishes to repay the debt* http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_evil.gif
Eihwaz
Jan 1, 2005, 08:31 PM
On 2005-01-01 15:36, ABDUR101 wrote:
Wait, wait, let me go find the part of me that gives a damn.
Wish someone would violate me once in a while. =/
Hey there Abdur, how are you doing? Feeling a bit lonely? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
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Sagasu
Jan 1, 2005, 08:50 PM
Kahluuuuua! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
On 2005-01-01 17:10, dude3282 wrote:
I've got a relatively stupid question for you Sef:
Is that supposed to be Solid Snake in your sig?
No, not Solid Snake.
Snake and/or Naked Snake.
Tact
Jan 1, 2005, 08:54 PM
Naked Snake?
You had to have been there.
Tact
Jan 1, 2005, 08:57 PM
And I noticed he had one eye.
ABDUR101
Jan 1, 2005, 09:05 PM
On 2005-01-01 17:31, Eihwaz wrote:
Hey there Abdur, how are you doing? Feeling a bit lonely? http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Here's your sign.
On 2005-01-01 17:50, Sagasu wrote:
Kahluuuuua! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Won't help you get violated if there's no one around to violate you.
Sagasu
Jan 1, 2005, 09:47 PM
On 2005-01-01 18:05, ABDUR101 wrote:
On 2005-01-01 17:50, Sagasu wrote:
Kahluuuuua! http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
Won't help you get violated if there's no one around to violate you.
You have a pair of fully functional legs.
So you can walk yourself where you need to be, even if it takes a while. Like walk into some random new'years-eve party, and when somone asks who you are you just say,
"I'm with jimmy."
Or theres always the old fashioned way http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2005, 09:53 PM
On 2005-01-01 18:47, Sagasu wrote:
Or theres always the old fashioned way http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif
"Will you please fondle my ass?"
Sagasu
Jan 1, 2005, 09:58 PM
"Nice shoes.. wanna fuck?"
ABDUR101
Jan 1, 2005, 10:12 PM
oh yeaaaah my legs! For shit's sake I entirely forgot.
How could I have forgotten legs, I mean, I work in therapy and help the elderly get back as much functionality out of their body as possible, but aye my own legs, who'd a thought.
You don't walk into any random New Year's Eve party around here unless you want to lose your ability to walk. It's quite the nice area really. Lets see I have a handful of very small bars to choose from, with a very selective group of town drunks. Just the people I want fondling my ass if they're not already breaking my legs! =D
You sir, are to be praised. =B
Sagasu
Jan 1, 2005, 10:17 PM
Breaking legs?
Don't tell me a little thing like that scares you away from those social hubs, I mean, its almost kinky!
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2005, 10:20 PM
On 2005-01-01 19:17, Sagasu wrote:
Breaking legs?
Don't tell me a little thing like that scares you away from those social hubs, I mean, its almost kinky!
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_eek.gif
ABDUR101
Jan 1, 2005, 10:21 PM
Yeah, you give being on the receiving end of the kinky-ness a try sometime and then come talk to me. =]
Sagasu
Jan 1, 2005, 10:25 PM
Fine fine,
Next time, I'll just let you wallow in your mud pit of misery ~,^
TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2005, 10:27 PM
I...am very afraid.
ABDUR101
Jan 1, 2005, 10:34 PM
Thanks! =D
oh and you should be hero, constantly.
TheOneHero
Jan 1, 2005, 10:37 PM
On 2005-01-01 19:34, ABDUR101 wrote:
Thanks! =D
oh and you should be hero, constantly.
Yes sir!
*opens notepro*
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