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Eihwaz
Jan 7, 2005, 08:07 PM
*sung to the melody of The Oogie Boogie Song*

"Well, well, well, what have we here?
Some smack-talking n00bs, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

When Kafka says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm Kaffy
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Kaffy song, ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh, he's teh Kafka~

Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of n00b and fucknut stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly dumbass to add a little spice

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah, he's teh Kafka~

Oh, the sound of crunchy n00bs
To me is music in the aor
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Kaffy
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

n00b: u sukk!!11

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Kafka
And you ain't going nowhere"

I was talking with TheOneHero when I got this idea. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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Solstis
Jan 7, 2005, 08:09 PM
And then Chainer appears.

And then everyone in the room dies.

Sef
Jan 7, 2005, 08:09 PM
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

Sayara
Jan 7, 2005, 08:09 PM
>>
<<

>>
<<

http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_nono.gif
Kaffys song is Kiss Kiss Kiss >>

Wyndham
Jan 7, 2005, 08:10 PM
cheese!
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/spam.gif
exactly.
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/twak.gif
OWW!!
http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

KaFKa
Jan 7, 2005, 08:37 PM
On 2005-01-07 17:09, Tingle wrote:
Kaffys song is Kiss Kiss Kiss >>


someones gonna die...


and good job on the song, i guess =/

Sayara
Jan 7, 2005, 08:39 PM
You wouldnt touch lil old me would you? Im too cute to kill :D

Sef
Jan 7, 2005, 08:42 PM
On 2005-01-07 17:39, Tingle wrote:
You wouldnt touch lil old me would you? Im too cute to kill http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif


Depends on how much.

TheOneHero
Jan 7, 2005, 09:01 PM
On 2005-01-07 17:07, Eihwaz wrote:
*sung to the melody of The Oogie Boogie Song*

"Well, well, well, what have we here?
Some smack-talking n00bs, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

When Kafka says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm Kaffy
And if you aren't shakin'
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the Kaffy song, ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh, he's teh Kafka~

Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of n00b and fucknut stew
And don't ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly dumbass to add a little spice

Ohhh

Oh, yeah

Ohhh

Ohhh

Ohhh

Oh, yeah, he's teh Kafka~

Oh, the sound of crunchy n00bs
To me is music in the aor
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Kaffy
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

n00b: u sukk!!11

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Kafka
And you ain't going nowhere"

I was talking with TheOneHero when I got this idea. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

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Someone is going to die.

I was gonna do this and get back on KaFKa's good side. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif

Sagasu
Jan 8, 2005, 01:08 AM
Cuase hes the boogey man..

*cues singing green skellies*

woa-oh..

wo-oooah...

Zzzzzz
Jan 8, 2005, 01:11 AM
On 2005-01-07 18:01, TheOneHero wrote:

Someone is going to die.

I was gonna do this and get back on KaFKa's good side. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



KaFKa has a good side?

TheOneHero
Jan 8, 2005, 01:11 AM
On 2005-01-07 22:11, Zzzzzz wrote:


On 2005-01-07 18:01, TheOneHero wrote:

Someone is going to die.

I was gonna do this and get back on KaFKa's good side. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



KaFKa has a good side?



Sure does, just harder to see.

Zzzzzz
Jan 8, 2005, 01:27 AM
On 2005-01-07 22:11, TheOneHero wrote:


On 2005-01-07 22:11, Zzzzzz wrote:


On 2005-01-07 18:01, TheOneHero wrote:

Someone is going to die.

I was gonna do this and get back on KaFKa's good side. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_disapprove.gif



KaFKa has a good side?



Sure does, just harder to see.



Right. ~.^

Solstis
Jan 8, 2005, 01:38 AM
I don't recall seeing this "good" side before.

Does he snap necks instead of obliterating?

Sagasu
Jan 8, 2005, 01:43 AM
pfffftt,

KaFKa is a softie in real life, http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

With the exceptions of.

~ At raves

~ When he has not been laid in over a week to two weeks.

~ When drunk.

If you see him under any of the above conditions, run like hell.

Eihwaz
Jan 8, 2005, 01:59 AM
On 2005-01-07 22:43, Sagasu wrote:
~ When he has not been laid in over a week to two weeks.

When the fuck does this happen? He and his wife fuck like bunnies. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif

TheOneHero
Jan 8, 2005, 02:02 AM
On 2005-01-07 22:43, Sagasu wrote:
pfffftt,

KaFKa is a softie in real life, http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

With the exceptions of.

~ At raves

~ When he has not been laid in over a week to two weeks.

~ When drunk.

If you see him under any of the above conditions, run like hell.



*Takes notes.*

Sagasu
Jan 8, 2005, 02:03 AM
On 2005-01-07 22:59, Eihwaz wrote:

When the fuck does this happen? He and his wife fuck like bunnies. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



"Don't. ever. get alicia angry."



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TheOneHero
Jan 8, 2005, 02:05 AM
On 2005-01-07 23:03, Sagasu wrote:


On 2005-01-07 22:59, Eihwaz wrote:

When the fuck does this happen? He and his wife fuck like bunnies. http://pso-world.com/images/phpbb/icons/smiles/icon_wacko.gif



"Don't. ever. get alicia angry."



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Eihwaz
Jan 8, 2005, 03:00 AM
No, you don't ever want to do that. >_>